Guys, I'm finally gonna kill myself but I wanna send a message by doing so?

This seems the only logical conclusion.

shoot yourself in the back of the head twice. also, leave a note saying you are doing it because someone prominent in your town raped you, and you never got over it. bonus points if its a rabbi you accuse

Smoking because your thread is cancer.

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stream it

This, true arabs commit suicide by bombs only that way you're considered a martyr

Well, if you're done with the world anyhow, why not spend a bit of time preparing for the future.
Your soul is immortal.
There's only two destinations.
I've come close too, and planned it thoroughly. Luckily, a loved one talked me out of it. I still had no hope at the time.

Since then, I've studied the bible and accepted Jesus as Saviour. I'm able to bear life now and things are slowly but surely improving.

Even better, when I die, He takes care of me from that.

If you have a few hours, watch the LTB in 24 linked below.

What else are you doing?

To be safe for all eternity:
A: Admit that you are a sinner, who violates the Will of God, and that you need a Saviour.
B: Believe that Jesus Christ, Son of God & Messiah, died for you sins and rose again, as prophesied and recorded in the Word of God. Trust in His finished work.
C: Call on His name, ask Him to save you, and confess that He is Lord.

Some resources that may help:
TTB.org has a verse by verse Bible Study for download or daily listening.
Chuck Missler’s Learn the Bible in 24 Hours (youtu.be/PZ3hESj__M8)
Robert Breaker’s Bible Study and Topical Sermons (youtu.be/H124iZiyGUs)

The End is nigh. Tomorrow may be too late.

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Tie many helium balloons to a gun. Shoot self with gun. Gun floats away. Who was phone?

Bro, don't kill yourself. Come on. You had parents who cared for you, wiped your ass, fed you, and kept you alive to get to this point. Even if they disappeared or became fuckheads in life, they will still hurt for the loss of their child.

You friends and family will miss you dearly.

Ultimately you should look at this as a fresh start. Instead of killing yourself, kill off your old life. Up and move away, even if it means homeless. Just start walking. Obviously something in your life has you very upset.

Time to change.

Hypothetically? Become the Sea Tsar, we have a Sky King and a Land Master (killdozer) so do something nice with a boat pls.

kill your leaders

What do you want your message to be about?

If you have a message you unironically have something to live for. You do anyway though, just being able to access a global computer network, this is hot shit you get to experience.

This is the best fuckin timeline, it's going to get better and even more, crazy things are gonna happen, Season 2020 is gonna be off the fuckin hook mate, sit back, relax, adopt a kitten, have a cold beer and chill mate, its gonna get better.

This, if you fail they will suicide you

Hang yourself from a tall structure using piano wire (it will decapitate you). But before jumping, glue your hands to your head with super glue.

When they find your body it will look like you’re holding your head in you hands.

But don’t kill yourself bro

school shooting while shouting "nigger nigger nigger nigger"

it would be the happening of a life time.

He would be long dead before getting into the classrooms. We value our kids.

Strap yourself to a rocket and fire it into Tel Aviv OP, Screw the Optics.

duh you can send more messages by not killing yourself and keep doing it, fr years to come so do that instead

Self-immolation sent a message for the Buddhist monks in Vietnam.

But seriously tho, don't do it user. Jesus loves you. plus you'd have to be crazy to kill yourself.

You've got functional arms and legs that people could make use of. Instead of going out with a bang, work yourself to death for a cause you do believe in.

[spoiler]Yeah nah, nah yeah.[/spoiler]

Don't do it. It will devastate your family, and it's actually unnecessary. You hate your current situation, but you could walk away. You feel trapped but you're really free, you just have to walk away.
Also find Jesus. Read the Bible, Matthew 5 and just keep going.
Even if this is a larp, someone else might be helped by this.

Go ER.

Go to desert, sleep in camel, get food poisoning, die.

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nah, haven't broken with anybody.

I'm just bored of it all

Blame their parents they breed like rats and make the country even more poor

Steal a gasoline tanker and go full Nice Truck of Peace on the next Rothschild gathering you're close to.

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You do realize the next step is space lord? How the fuck is anyone going to achieve that?

This thread glows

>set up noose
>surround with easels
>place blank canvas in each easel
>eat Indian food until almost dead
>take pile of laxatives
>wait until close to shitting self
>strip naked
>spin noose with hands unit rope kinks up
>quickly hang self from height that ensures broken neck
>break neck
>become dead
>dead body spins because twisted rope
>slowly rotating corpse soon voids bowels
>liquid shit sprays onto canvases surrounding it as it spins
>grats
>you are now modern artist
>final act goes national news
>paintings labeled works of modern art by well known curators
>someone that isn’t waste of skin uses them to launder shitloads of money
>shitpaintings become priceless
>paintings eventually moved to Met in NYC
>puzzled about for decades by latte drinking urban libtard faggots trying to mouthfuck freshmen art students
>succeeds often
>be faggot famous
>don’t care because dead

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Kill yourself in stanza's

Go to Makkah and do some funny stuff.

Nice idea!

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I don't think you know what that expression means

Kill some royal oil niggers.

I hear you arabs love driving vehicles.

This is how you become famous in todays world, I love it.

Kill an evil person. Go down with some noise

Hey this isn't bad,
Quite poetic, no one else gets hurt,and hey if I do get famous Jow Forums'll get some attention making you guys look even more scary although you're a bunch of fucking autists

Will try do it with blood instead tho

Did you do it yet or did you bitch out?

nice try rabbi

not yet

If it's about a girl, I think it would be pretty hardcore to either stab yourself in the heart of slit your own throat in front of her.

I fantasised about it a few times. But then I think, "hmm I love her and I don't really want to scare/scar her, but for some reason I just wanna be with her and show her how strongly I feel".

Not about a girl, and that's pretty fucked my man. I'm not that retarded.

You don't wanna traumatize someone to send a message.

Kys faggot

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>that's pretty fucked my man

Yeah, I know :(

> UAE
> rabbi

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bring an official with you

Leave the country if you have the means to. I talk shit about Arabs a lot but plenty that aren’t radicalized are pretty intelligent. Don’t kill yourself bro. Sorry to be a sentimental faggot I’m sort of drunk

>wants to die
>concerned about jailtime or paying a fine.

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Stop LARPing.
Go shoot up the Jews or something. Do you have any in UAE?
Oh and you could join literally any fighter group you want.

I obviously condemn this and do not advocate this in any way.
But I do wonder why this never happens?
I'm sure redpilled people kill themselves all the time. Why dont they go out this way?
Also user is UAE, just leave instead of killing yourself.
Who knows in 5 years you'll live in Singapore, Brazil or Australia and have a great life.

I like how hes considering this...

on second thought it does seem kinda retarded doesn't it?

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Look user, all I'm gonna say is you should absolutely, definitely not murder any politicians, bankers or journalists - THAT IS A BAD IDEA
DO NOT DO IT

>hurr durr dont do damage to the enemy pray to le inivisble man

How about don't do anything that takes your life or anyone else's?
You'll be happier and more fulfilled if you self-improve and pursue a goal.

don't do it faggot

because he is a larper shill that wants to portrait us chans like little whiny faggots. ignore these obvious baits. no suicidical faggot would ask for advice on Jow Forums

>Buy deer antlers & find way to stick to your head
>Find nearest forest next to a highway
>Strip naked and traverse till you get to the road
>Jump in front of car

Also cuff your hands and use some light metal atached to the gun to shoot yourself in the back of the head

give up all the free shit you have and work yourself to death.

Show your local police station how well you can aim

Go full Skyking

dont do it lad
but if you DO do it and INSIST on doing it, blow up an isreali building while yelling "FREE AMERICA"
also CIA niggers i am not pushing this man to suicide fuck off

Remember killing yourself doesn't take away the pain and hurt it merely passes it along.

bakit gusto mong patayin ang iyong sarili?

If you don't have one of these in UAE, you can use ours
lifeline.org.au/

take some jews with ya

Don't do it user. Fight back!

Kneel down and close your eyes. Say to yourself that it is a new day and the world is yours.. Be a new person from here on forward.

You'll just cause more hurt. Suffer through it. Trust me when i say it gets better

No one will care.

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I agree that OP should do this.
In minecraft.

Hang on don't do it.
U still in the thread?
Don't do it. Let's have a chat first.

attack UAE console or any allied embassy. It sends a very strong message.

>Bro, don't kill yourself.
OP should absolutely kill himself. He's from the UAE, so he's a nonwhite.

I tried to kill myself. I joined the US Army to see if I can rebuild myself, and to start believing in myself again. My family doesnt love me and I am all alone. If I fail the Army I will probably be int he same situation as you. But please try to get a hold of yourself.

I recommend a slow, painful, expensive death. This can be accomplished by eating foods from western countries, especially the United States. The more colorful the package, the deadlier. If it’s on a shelf at eye level, it’s super poison.

Notice to all anons with suicide thoughts on Jow Forums: we are against suicide and you should not do it. Now if you do though, and advertise it on this place, mark my words: you are not authorized not to go out in style. That would be your biggest failure.

So if you really want to leave this world, do something useful by doing so. There's plenty to do. Everywhere.

Take a lesson out of your Jihadist breathren and blow yourself up in one of those fancy hotels.

It’s symbolic of how all of the grandeur and greed is fueled by usury and how your people are so angry that they want to explode with rage and take the entire structure down.

Take out as many fat cats as you can on your way out.

>piano wire

No need for that, any rope will work if drop is long enough.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9932744
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10629968

Ok OP, so here's what you're gonna do. Rent yourself a nice ass convertible and a parachute.. Tie a rope around your neck and the other end fixate somewhere on the car (NOT THE STEERING WHEEL), very important. Get that fucker going down the highway at 80 or 90 mph on cruise control with the top down. Release your parachute so that your body trails behind your car up in the air like a kite. The shock should break your neck and kill you instantly. Bonus points if you manage to find a way to set the car on fire before you release the parachute so its a flaming wreck racing down the highway with a body trailing behind it in the air.

>what's a very poetic way of killing myself?
Gassing yourself with an inert gas. Make sure the gas is pure though, since some helium is mixed with oxygen.

>P.S. it has be successful because attempted suicide is a criminal offense here, can do jail time and/or pay a hefty fine.
You could also try traveling to another country and killing yourself there.

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Come to Mexico, you can stay in my place, we can explore this

youtu.be/WkMkFEeUegc

I guarantee you will find a qt 3.1416. I'm serious, come here.

kill your Prince. kek.
View it as a chalange.

Honestly the Jow Forums shotgun guy was pretty good and he didn't even do anything thaw special, if you can beat him you'll at least live forever as a meme. Godspeed faggot, I hope you get your 96 virgins.