HAPPENING: Russian ships fire missiles at the Macron regime's chemical weapons facilities

>This afternoon, the Russian Ministry of Defence announced that they have fired 826 missiles at various chemical weapons facilities belonging to the Macron Regime across France in response to recent chemical attacks by regime forces against opposition-held areas in Paris. In a press conference, President Putin said that these attacks by 'animal Macron' could not go unpunished and that Russia was closely following developments. He also stated that a long term solution to the French Civil War couldn't be achieved without the end of Macron's Regime. Many voices in Russia have called for a military intervention to overthrow the regime, which Putin hasn't ruled out. Putin also warned Germany against supporting the murderous French Regime in its war against its own people. French Dictator Macron has denied allegations of chemical attacks against rebel-held areas. Syria has threatened to deploy its intercontinental barrel bombs if chemical attacks by the Macron regime continue and Iran says it will also strike. This is a developing story.

Macron must go!

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Very well.

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True if big

Fake and gay

>Intercontinental barrel bombs

Lost

Fake if gay.

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unreal and homosexual

>intercontinental barrel bombs

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I fucking wish.

Today is a tense day though. There's something in the air. Some feeling that France is changing, and the wait is crushing.

Also government authorized shooting of tear gas grenades at ground level and aiming at people. People will die this saturday.

Kek
Rly makes you think about the hipocrisy of westoid

Hope it will come true IRL
Poltards white helmets when

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based and frogpillé

There's that mysterious band-aid again.

huh?

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A bunch of famous people do some blood-letting ritual, then they get their picture taken with a band-aid on so they can feel cool.

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Keep us updated, Jacque!

roast these french faggots, top kek

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The Scarlet Pimp is on the French pooples side this time. I ought to meme that somehow but it’s a complex picture. I’ll just post this one again again.

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This animal has nukes and means to produce more. Bomb this filth now!

1 post gay af

Absolute 80 IQ brainlets.

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kek and sly

10/10
Thanks for the laugh finnbro

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big if gay

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Reports in a memo circulating muh dick in the Kremlin last Thursday state that this shit is gake and fay

thats a ring

>>This afternoon, the Russian Ministry of Defence announced that they have fired 826 missiles at various chemical weapons facilities belonging to the Macron Regime across France in response to recent chemical attacks by regime forces against opposition-held areas in Paris. In a press conference, President Putin said that these attacks by 'animal Macron' could not go unpunished and that Russia was closely following developments. He also stated that a long term solution to the French Civil War couldn't be achieved without the end of Macron's Regime. Many voices in Russia have called for a military intervention to overthrow the regime, which Putin hasn't ruled out. Putin also warned Germany against supporting the murderous French Regime in its war against its own people. French Dictator Macron has denied allegations of chemical attacks against rebel-held areas. Syria has threatened to deploy its intercontinental barrel bombs if chemical attacks by the Macron regime continue and Iran says it will also strike. This is a developing story.

Holy shit Jesus just flew over my house! ITS HAPPENING the rapture is finally here

Fabricated and queer.

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True if gay

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So many 60 IQ newfags.

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Why would these countries declare war over french citizens?

it's REALLY happening this time, amirite?

Fuck you dumb cunts..
>What is satire?
Golfclap OP.

Fake and Gay

Well done OP, just like how I like my steaks.

Now we need them to do something about the women and children being gassed by Trump

>hurr durr le ebin Ameriga a hypocrite joke
Only 60 IQ in this thread is the dumbass who can't figure out that the global hegemon will do as it pleases and blowing up France doesn't advance America's agenda like removing Assad would.

>when Russia attack you in winter

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>SERIOUS QUESTION:

Is the topdeck PAINTED red, or is that just RUST?!

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underrated post

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>See flag
>2 posts
>SUPREME BAITO!!

Gay if Fake

nice link you fucking piece of shit why don't you do us all a favor and kys

At last it's finally gonna start getting /comfy/ on this board again

This post gets the ozzie shitpost seal of approval.

Hey mates do you think these:

Are bots?
Pretty sure bots can't detect sarcasm.

I can only get so hard, user.

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you might be onto something here

>not monstrous macron

Thank you Mr Trump - isn't it bedtime in Washington? You must have lots of drivel, I mean "tweets" to send?

>you will see the fall of france even though you missed 1940

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The blood of the martyrs will water the meadows of France.

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>People will die this saturday.
Not more than the number of French men that kill themselves in a week, because they have been crushed and see no future.

White French workers can't afford to have children, so if a depression hits them, there is nothing to live for.

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Naw man they are being played. The gassing as an MI6 false flag. Macron didn't do anything. The UK wants to destabilize France as always. This time they want a new regime that will be favorable to building an olive oil pipeline from Italy to England through France.