Why do white people drink alcohol?

Why consume something that just turns you into a nigger?

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That's funny sad.

I've just cum into a jar of bugs. I've got cumbugs.

Cum... On the bugs.

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Because it’s fun to be a nigger sometimes.

I would probably just kill myself quickly if I didn't do it slowly with alcohol.

Because they are thinking if when will dring (((alcohol))) they will be cool or something. In reality if you drink alcohol or use any other drugs you are shameful degenerate.

Because it feels good, cures boredom, makes you forgot the troubles in your life, makes you more sociable, numbs pain. Why wouldnt you drink it is the question.

It also enables you to shitpost like a true champion.

SPBP

This

based and cumpilled

you have to be over 18 to post on here kiddo

Same reason reddit fags pretend to like XKCD

You don't like the bitter taste, do you ?

Only way I could relate to normies was to drink myself into a blackout zombie that apparently has two hour heart-to-hearts and gives good life advice.
>t. 135 iq

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>dark chocolate
>sourkraut
>kimchee
>beer
the unusual bitter flavors are sometimes nice to have, paired with the cold, crispness, and the slow intoxication, makes it nice. not every aspect of something needs to be amazing or else its comeplete shit. you're just an autist. kys

me on the right

Or just train yourself
pretty normal now, except from autisticly finding everything funny.
>t. 148iq

there is no such thing as "good" tasting beer, just beer that tastes "less bad". you've never LIKED beer, you drank beer because your friends made you drink it at parties. Then you got so used to drinking it just to get drunk, that afterwards, later, you became able to enjoy it because you got so used to its awful taste. Basically, if you enjoy the taste of alcohol, it's because you are a pathetic weak-brained loser who got peer pressured as a kid (and folded, equally pathetically) and drank beer because your friends made you, despite not even liking it, and just wanting to fit in.

There is no argument to this, nobody naturally enjoys the taste of beer, so you are

A: only drinking to get drunk, because you feel like you have to to either be likable or you are immature

or

B: your friends made you drink it and you wanted to feel cool and like an adult, so you drank it until the taste tasted less shit

either way, you're a bitch, and if you enjoy alcohol it's the easiest way to tell you're weakwilled and crumble to society's expectations of you.

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mommy

HOLY SHIT I'VE SAID THIS SINCE DAY ONE. I've always told my friends they should never drink alcohol because it makes people act like sober black people.

Bah, it's just that I have the palate of an actual adult and not the one of a 12 years old meme flag like yourself

Its bottled poison, dont drink alcohol pol.

Faggot

You got me m8

Bitter is a great taste, but you have to developpe your palate to enjoy it

t. underage virgin loser and probably autistic too

>there is no such thing as "good" tasting beer, just beer that tastes "less bad".
True.
>you've never LIKED beer, you drank beer because your friends made you drink it at parties
True
>A: only drinking to get drunk, because you feel like you have to to either be likable
ya got me

It's a test and it's not made for women
We do it because alcohol will force you ti show how you really are if you wouldn't stop yourself.
It's the best way to find out if someone is a bad person or just dishonset
That's why people will be insulted or will stop trusting you if you refuse to drink with them over here except with a good reason

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pics or it didn't happen

did she really

During the medieval period, people had no choice but to drink alcohol because it was less contaminated. Even the children drank mostly beer and wine all day. All of us are latent alcoholics.

That’s excellent. I wonder how far she fell? I’d be in hysterics. Women don’t know how to land either, but drunk people don’t get hurt as bad because they don’t tense up. Still, ha! Lol. Silly cow.

Either you are only drinking the worst beer or you literally have a child's pallet. As the other bong said, you need to be over 18 to post here.

It's like people who drink heavy spirits and say "you don't drink it for the taste". Yes you fucking do, you're not going to drink something horrible over something tolerable if it yields the same intoxicating effect, are you?

I'm 33
Beer is shit

I'd also eat rotten chicken if that was the customary way to get fucked up, but I'd acknowledge that it tasted like shit
But you'd have fuckwits bragging about how a high dollar tyson left to decompose at a perfect 104 degrees would be delicious

Depends. How much does it cost?

>just white people
alchohol is super popular in the east asian countries too.

alchohol is confirmed high IQ drink only niggers and muzzies prefer weed

faggot

Freedom to drink and get drunk.

....

Yet, white people are way more tolerant to alcool, a japanese get drunk really fast

Just not all the time

It's not really pretending. It's an acquired taste nigger. I hated beer when I first tried it but through being a sociable teenager I forced myself to drink it at parties. Now I enjoy an ice cold Budweiser more than most sodas.

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Cultural thing for us and acts as social lubricant. Drinking is fine, drinking to see how plastered you can get is niggerish

The ABV and speed of delivery matters more than taste when intoxication is the objective.

Come back when you've had one of these.

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those are brits they are not white

MEGALARP

There are people who eat rotten meat. Look up high meat. Those people will probably tell you they like the taste. Some people enjoy different things.

Trappist Rochefort 8 is one of my favorite beers

well said, a very cogent point aussie bro

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>Rochefort 10
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Anyone else only drink occasionally and doesn't get overly-drunk?

Nice shoes

One beer with dinner 3 to 4 times per week. I like the taste of beer.

Taste evolves as you grow older.
You might even start liking Brussels sprouts once your little balllets drop, fren.

Hi Mo Ham Mad

This.

>Getting drunk on beer

Oh sweet child

Mostly a weekend thing to relax/wind down from the week. Having 2-3 throughout the course of the day is comfy. Only time I really drink a lot is during celebrations, the side effect involves being drunk; keeping a steady mix of beers and shots from 4p-4a will do that but pace it out all the same. High in spirits, not illness, fucking hate throwing up and hangovers

>still think Pakis in UK is a meme
lmao

Not all beer is pisswater.

Drink some actual beer faggot

No, im drinking in bed right now

Drop your balls nigga LOL

At least she felt it aye

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The glorious defender of the superior white race, ladies and gentlemen

How do you guys drink these without weighing 300lbs? One bottle of Rochefort 10 is almost 500 calories.

New years last year was the last time I drank anything
Got absolutely shitfaced, fall-down drunk
Might do it again this new years. Not sure

>ID:NoLei1lf
>No Life
Kek.

Did the slag die?

Clearly you've never come home from a long day of work in the heat and cracked open a cold one with the boys

Beer is legit delicious desu

SPBP

I surf

I relate to normies just fine

Problem is that I hang out with a bunch of introverts and the only way to get any conversation out of them is to drink

I never need to drink with my old gang from school because we've been mates for 15 years now and don't need to get drunk to have fun

But with my current group of friends, alcohol is an absolute necessity

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To be on top of the world.

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>all beer tastes kinda bad

you are either a woman or a fag

> Implying most of pol doesnt weight 300lbs

It makes me screw the optics.

Alcohol induces depersonalization

So you can be another person for a couple of hours

Why does beer cause so much polarization. I imagine this poster is just trolling but this sentiment isn't exactly rare. How is it any other different then liking different foods? I think lots of beer taste like shit, mostly things that are very hoppy or flowery, but I love stouts and porters. Its something like black coffee, not everyone likes it and that is fine. I personally don't enjoy sweet foods or drinks outside of the rare occasion I want iced cream or soda.

It's not the sort of beer you drink 12 of at once.

HA!

I used to love a drink and spent 15-18 on a pub crawl. Then I discovered drugs and sex.
These days I enjoy a drink but very rarely get to do it. I like to play video games, drive and have sex, booze ruins all three. Since March I’ve had booze ruin sex about four or five times, when I’m so pissed I can’t feel a thing and I’m just slapping away for 45 minutes and not even using my sex ninjitsu skills it is whack. I have a little painkiller habit too which doesn’t help.
Shag before last (a week last Sunday) I had been drinking whiskey and snorting bupe. Thought I’d be okay because I wasn’t rat arsed but I’d knocked back some miniatures one after the other just before I went in the brothel and I was already stoned and numbed. It was worst case scenario, I got up her and it was like being in the voids of space, just no resistance in there at all. But she was a talented grill and did what few ever have done and got me to splurge off a BJ (does that ever gross you out when you’ve been up a chick and then she sucks you off? I had a condom on FFS - she could have changed it but didn’t). An hour after leaving the brothel I was getting hit on by two barmaids. Turned out I know the uncle of one of them, a hard man who’s now a deadman. On the Monday I went home with her at closing time for a ‘coffee’ (-shhh!- it’s a secret but when you’re invited for a coffee it means s-e-x) and I was 100% sober. I don’t care about my performance with hoes most of the time (not all the time, I’ve got a very big ego, also one of the two chicks I see regularly is a Polish escort, yeah I know I’d agree I’m a cuck if I cared but I don’t and it’s not like she’s my gf and I’m faithful) but when I’m fucking civilians I like to get off on her getting off on me. When a chicks hitting the high notes it’s better sex.
Also video games are better with weed but your skills drop off after two drinks and who wants one drink if they are drinking for pleasure?

Because it's one of those foods that tastes bad to children. Of course some people just don't like it anyway, but people who say stuff like that are 99/100 simply too young to appreciate it yet.