Owning a dog:

nice doggie

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95% of pet dogs are obese and neglected.

This says a lot about the people who keep them.

tfw no mountain doggo friendo

Feels bad

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>What else am I missing

Gets you pout of your parents' basement / exercising
Attracts wammin's attention

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*out*

Nigger breeds:
Pitbulls (Shitbulls/Nigbulls)
Decent breeds:
Everything else
God tier breeds:
German Shepherd and Briquet Griffon Vendéen

I have a cat, "tuxedo kitty" one mean fucker. I will be getting a dog when I move to property, leaning towards border collie or perhaps a German shepherd.
I would really love to get an Akbash but not likely.

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Owning a dog:
>makes you become more antisocial, favor human-canine interactions over human-human ones
>lowers your human social intelligence as you fraternize with a literally stupid animal
>boosts your faggotry levels, why get a wife and have kids when your dumb canine satisfies your needs
>worst of all, eventually you become a cock sucking vegan, waahhhh animals are like real people and shit despite animals having no self-awareness

Muzzies HATE dogs, that alone is reason enough to get one
youtube.com/watch?v=orAGU04T0rc&t=3s

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>obese and neglected.

Projecting this hard.

So much this. I'm still fat but my dogs are my number 1 motivation to go out and walk / run with them.
Also I'm already married so it doesn't apply to me, but it is sure a good way to meet (relatively attractive) single ladies at the training club

I love my dog. I hate seeing the animal abuse, torture and snuff footage that gets shared periodically here, but I'm also sort of appreciative to get redpilled on the barbarians and subhumans that exist on the planet.

as a commie
you shouldn't speak at all
nigger

I prefer my cats. They're quiet, they're calm, and they don't eat their own shit.
I think my mother spoiled my dog rotten. Little shit tries to bite at the drop of a hat, shits and pisses everywhere, and throws a fit if you don't give it treats.

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HORY SHIT!

youtu.be/cK_40yA41w8

Based malinois, here is my female

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It's a pack animal not a home decoration. You are just in denial because you know you neglect your own dog then coo "oh but she's HAPPY like this". Take your enabling attitude elsewhere.

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Doggy helps relax
Cats give solitude without loneliness
Both are good

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youtube.com/watch?v=-eOydTKeMzk

Pray today that a doggy will chase a muslim away

*Schlop, schlop, schlop*

She's a beauty! Got any ass pics?

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Imagine being so disgusting and repulsive that no other humans want to be around you. Instead of improving your social skill for other organisms to interact with you voluntarily, you enslave a lower form of life who has no free choice in the matter.

Its a commitment, this is a being who will dedicate her or his life to your and your family's well being, and ask little in return. i suppose you could eat them, but really. We're not Austrians here.

in case you were wondering, yes, the conditioning is working
but only cause I think it's funny

Nice doggo.

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>enslave a lower form of life
Dogs have evolved alongside humans for at least 15,000+ years you beta new age faggot.

Good doggo's
They truly are man's best fren

Who are you replying to?

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>doglet detected

-Smells bad
-Stupid
-Needs help to take a shit in the right place
Basically a pajeet.

youtube.com/watch?v=GDx-Wt18yFs

Niggerbulls btfo

Jesus Christ

I have nothing else.

Found the muzzie

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I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really like this image.

I'm a cuck living on rent and the contract disallows keeping animals and smoking. Otherwise would take a dog and rarely smoke a cigar.

breddy gud movie user

Best dutch breed

OP

You just described any dog I've ever met that was raised by a woman

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>youtube.com/watch?v=EMgFoNuheWE
Dogger protec

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Fucking based doggo doing the good work. And no, no ass pics

*shlop shlop shlop*

I have a french mastiff american bulldog mix and honestly it feels really nice having a pal who will beat the fuck outta anyone who tries to fuck with my household. My husband and dog would absolutely fuck up everyone who isn't supposed to be on this property and it's fucking awesome. Absolutely get a dog so long as you're able to take good care of it. Show your pup respect & a good smart breed will jump through hoops to respect it's pack.

Based trad wife

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They also help you meet chicks. What white women doesn't love to pet a dog?

Kek I've watched that movie so many times

Finally, a live leak on pol that isn't of Mexican cartel members removing someones face with boxcutters.

Love you too

I own a Gampr for my ranch in Wyoming. Love that dog!

i think it's closer to 30,000 years

Gross. It will probably maul your children but that's just natural selection at that point.

I have a poodle myself and they are the best breed. It guards but is not aggressive, always encourages you to go out and run or swim because they have tons of energy. They are really sweet, smart, have a long life expectancy and hypoallergenic so you don't have to clean up hairs all day.

Border collies are great dogs. I recommend them. Shepherds are good if you train them well and give them a job to do.

Poodles are smart as fuck. There's a reason they were so popular with circus folk. Too bad the French had to ruin their image by shaving them
Borders are god tier

A wolf becoming a yorkie in 15,000 years isn't evolution. Idiots like you need to stop with the human-dog circle jerk. I doubt you even hunt, let alone with a dog.

Muslims don't like dogs.

Woah, that’s crazier than australian shepherds.

suck my cock dude

Malinois are their own category, not only they are extremely agile and athletic, they are also fearless and blindly loyal. One of the few breeds that you don't even need to train to give 0 fucks about gunfire while doing their job

The commie is jealous because unlike him dogs provide value

My dog looks a bit like one.

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FUCK MUSLIMS

From the thumbnail I thought this guy was throwing the dog from a plane. This video made me pleasantly surprised

There's truth to this, everyone I know who got a dog turned into anti-social retarded sociopaths, let's ignore the fact they don't even pick up the poop or exercise the dog in any substantial way. Funny enough the only remotely "normal" ones also had cats, guess you need to balance it out somehow.

If your infant can't hold it's own against a little dog? Weak.

Naw, my dog's too much of a wuss to maul kids. He loves em in fact. He's more likely to maul me because I yelled at my kids too loud or some shit. Fuck do you know *anything* about molasser dogs?

Also natural selection isn't coming for my perfect pale blue eyed children, fuck that.

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The weak shall fear the strong
youtube.com/watch?v=ofCZNgnPtqU

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Where did you get that statistic? Your hat? Also most neglected dogs are too thin.

>a child in a forest with the white man's best friend, away from urban jewish multicultural death cult
this video is magical

Gave me a hearty chuckle user.

Here have another
youtube.com/watch?v=qruhbYlpvgM

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*SCHLOPS YOUR PATH*

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My lurcher does the thing in your pic.

If you’re a bit sad he comes over and rests his head on your lap, which is him asking if he can climb onto the sofa and cuddle with you.

Truly white man's best friend

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>the hu'white man's breed

though highly illegal in the United States, you'd have better luck owning a lion

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I live in a ‘diverse’ area of London and all the local dog owners are white (and 90% British) apart from one Pajeet with a German Shepard. He’s a nice guy, I’ve spoken to him a couple of times, but he has no idea how to control a dog.

Let's hope he gets mauled lol

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Ive got a mastiff/dane cross. She is 6 months old so wont be long before she is ready to consume my enemies.

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Mine had her right eye removed 2 days ago due to a tumor, my poor baby.....

What is it with beta pajeets and German Shepard’s they can’t control?

I have one in
My town tol

Based Fennikoposter

Yeah , but I am too lazy for a dog . A cat is much better choice
>feed
>change shit box every two weeks
>satisfy it's needs by wiggling a string
>mostly calm , meows when it needs to fuck
>also boosts happiness
Used to have a cat , ever since it passed away it feels like my life has been going downhill . Pets are important , but I am afraid of losing another one , because I think it will double the downhill .

No idea. He’s one of those post-colonial Indians who thinks the Raj was the best thing to happen to India, so he probably wants to be white.

why the fuck are they illegal in the us
in some states you can own a fucking cougar m8

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Great Irish wolf Hound= best dog
Also biggest dog there is.

If you have so much love it's sad that other animals would be depraved from it. Just get another pet. Seeing them pass away is the price you pay for their unconditional love.