What’s the dirtiest thing a woman has ever said or done with you?

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Had sex with me while talking on phone with her father. Srs.

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>women

You should maybe try 4channel with this question.

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“Fuck off”

She told me that she only has male friends and that the group of friends she has has an in-joke that you have to have sex with her before you can join their group.

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And you kept going? You're just as bad and should feel ashamed.

I wanna be Winston

Licked my ass.

I used to make this one slut eat my asshole. Also made her throw up on my cock deepthroating a couple times. She was chubby so fun to slap around and hatefuck

sucked me off in a cinema or jerked me off with her foot in a restaurant. not sure which is the dirtiest

Just that she was a cumslut and wanted to eat my cum out of a hot blonde chick. Nothing too extreme but it got the job done.

Said hi to me.

had sex with her bf in front of me

Made antenuptial love.

>What’s the dirtiest thing a woman has ever said or done with you?
She said, "Let's gas all of the Jews".

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why were you watching cuck

Topkek and here I was feeling guilty for fucking in her parents bed while they were on vacation

A newish fwb told me "piss down my throat daddy" at a new years sleepover/party last year. Was kinda hot desu

>Dirtiest thing said
One girl said that my carrot "is spraying juice"

>Dirtiest thing done
My crush let me hold her hands

i'll let you put it in my arse, just please get back with me.

Sex while on phone with

mom, sister, father
also while talking to them, when they are in the adjacent room.

It is amazing how she can sound so normal when she does it then go straight back to looking like she's gonna fucking explode with pleasure, blows muh mind to this day

Bet she's from Invercargill

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i am not going to your country now

giving me birth i guess

Fiance. Cucked me and left me for my dad, the week before the wedding.

21 yr old texting her mom, while I was in bed with her. My wife was down stairs. That was really good times.

It fell apart after six months or so, but it was the best ride of my life.

I'll never forget having two women and the relationship sustained over months. It was incredible. I felt like a fucking Viking. Top.

nah farmers daughter from greymouth.

hahahaha

fucker her in the ass

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Women are the worst when they're fat and want to fit in. Knew this one butch heavy whore that was attracted to some guy that was like 7 inches shorter than me and when I pushed him so hard when he was being an annoying little shit that he fell down, she and her cunt brigade came and started to "insult/harrass". Fucking fat whores.

I put on a ss uniform once and then I hit this jewish bitch across the face and gave her a black eye. Then I made her keep screaming "fuck me, daddy!" while I fucked her

It was a lot of fun but she had a tough time explaining her black eye the next day

Jewish chicks are total sluts. They love aryan men because we aren't circumcised. Once they've had a taste of goyim dick they can never go back to their jewcuck men

It’s a bit intense but we
Held hands

How did your wife agree to it?

"I love your balls slapping against my asshole" while fucking in the backseat. 21 was a good age, 25 now noticeably less so.

I was dating a meth whore (she asked me out) who loved to be choked. Once, I was deep in her ass, choking her, and she stopped me suddenly and said: "We should go find a homeless junkie. I want to watch you kill her while you fuck her." I came in her ass, walked 13km home, and never spoke to her again.

I was at a party a few years ago and this jewish guy was there and we had a bbq and forgot to turn the gas cyl off.

and without thinking i joked that we "we would have gassed them" and the jew flipped his lid and went apeshit.

hahah

Pissed all over my face, uninvited.

She dressed up as a red army soldier, I dressed up as Wehrmacht soldier

take your diseased thot posts to facebook or something you fucking maggots

She was house sitting for her boyfriends parents while they were out of town & the boyfriend was off in boot camp for the marines. She invited me over & we had anal sex in her boyfriends parents bed & she used one of his t-shirts to clean up

Same, but in reverse. Went down on me & kept going even when my parents called from abroad.

Aaah jeeeeez man you srs? More info on this pls

relationship goals right there

>I was dating a meth whore (she asked me out) who loved to be choked. Once, I was deep in her ass, choking her, and she stopped me suddenly and said: "We should go find a homeless junkie. I want to watch you kill her while you fuck her." I came in her ass, walked 13km home, and never spoke to her again.

> Russian romance

Woke up to girlfriends best friend sucking my dick while girlfriend was passed out after a party, she was riding me when girlfriend woke up, she was into it and had a threesome, they had talked about doing it for awhile. Did it a few more times, then broke up

She's weird. Depression, self image issues. I make all the money, do everything. She likes girls because it's fucked up.

Since the other chick was like nine years younger she wanted her. The other chick was hot as fucking hell but tattooed and fucked up working minimum wage. Since we had money we treated her really really nice.

My wife got off on kissing her and getting to like first base. But both of them got off on me being older and the money maker.

Sounds crazy but it worked for a while. It was fucking amazing.

I miss it a lot. I think about side chick constantly. Wish I could have it back, but she got pissed and drifted off. Let her drift and never called her back.

I miss her.