If the Europe (or Canada) and all those countries are accepting millions of refugees, why can't I move in?

If the Europe (or Canada) and all those countries are accepting millions of refugees, why can't I move in?
They don't have any education, no specialisation, they don't speak any language apart from their mombo-jombo tongue, they are completely backwards and retarded. And you give them gibs, construct houses for them, give those for free, and provide them with welfare that is bigger than my country's average wage, you even give them free education.

And the only way for to get into your country is to get a job and work my ass like a wagecuck. Fuck that. Why can't you give me gibs, give all that free shit to me, while not expecting anything in return from me? I don't want to do shit and I just want some free stuff, niggers are eligible to that, well, I am a migrant too, I should be eligible to free shit just as well. Instead, all I hear is "get a job". Fucking hell. How do I get to be a migrant on welfare in Europe?

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We need you to stay in Russia so that when Europe falls white refugees will have a place to fall back to

You’re the wrong colour and religion.

You can absolutely move there, just say you are persecuted at your home for being homosexual muslim.

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>white
>not muslim
>citizen of boogie empire

Chechens are welcome, actually. In Europe, at least.

Because if you come here you will be competing for the same jobs and houses as the rest of us do.

These ill-advised faggots, on the other hand, never compete for any well-paid position, live in social housing, consume and keep the debt-driven economy afloat.

>How do I get to be a migrant on welfare in Europe?
By the way, you absolutely can. All you need is to provide enough evidence that you are being prosecuted for your believes in your home-country. This is not something that is that difficult to do. I know some Russians who have actually managed to pull this shenanigan.

After all, all you have to do is convince just one interviewer (who will be handeling your case) that you are not lying. And in you case this interviewer will be some ex-russian dude (or gal). So just try it. Come here and burn your passport. Worst case - you will be deported home.

>keep the debt-driven economy afloat.

please explain

Actually, Russia is promoting multiculturalism and is a part of (((UN))) that follows all of its policies, including migration ones. It will become a Near East country, if the current migration trend continues.

tl;dr Siberia is kill

>All you need is to provide enough evidence that you are being prosecuted for your believes in your home-country
If I was prosecuted in home country, I would be in jail already. I dunno how can I provide paper evidence, without going to jail ofc.
I am not sure they are just going to believe my words alone.

Asians aren't bad

They are the worst. I'd rather live with niggers.

For example you can post something about your beliefs on social media and collect the online threats as evidence. This works for example if you are gay or a religious minority (in your case you can pretend you are Jehova's witness, buddhist, or whatever else).

You don't have to go to jail to prove that you face danger.

There are precedents of people being sent to jail for online posting in social media.

>I'd rather live with niggers.
You've obviously have never lived with niggers.

And you've never lived with asians.

Only if you are cute Russkaya.

It's simple really. All you need is to spend a couple months inside a tanning bed and come out looking like tan mom, all the while practicing putting together a fake durka language.

Then just show up claiming you are from some little known country and because you identify as a poly queer lesbian that is attracted to women, you are persecuted for being gay.

Tell them they already tried to kill you once by making you identify as the gender you were given at birth, you were going to jump of the bridge, seriously. And it's like 20' high so you seriously could have died.

Easy money. And no consequences for raping bitches, you were just exploring your sexuality. Just because they are bigots doesn't give them the right to say no to you in your times of sexual emergencies.

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you'll assimilate and not form some slavic voting block
ukranian larpers have influence here and hate you
you could come as a refugee but would have to say you're gay

Cute russian girls don't speak english before they move in to english-speaking countries.

Like I said, you only have to convince the interviewer. He/She may believe you even if you have shitty proofs, or chose not to believe you if you have an overwhelming evidence. But in the latter case you can file a complaint.

Like I said, I know a number of Russians who have moved to my country presenting absolutely shitty proofs that they are being prosecuted in Russia. I would have never believed any single word they say, if I was to make the decision. But the people in charge chose to believe them.

He would end up in mental hospital, Russia doesn't support this retarded poly gender shit.

>For example you can post something about your beliefs on social media
That will get my ass to jail. There are laws about "extremism", "propaganda of homosexualism" and "blasphemy law". Our social media website (vk) is being closely monitored by the FSB. If I say something controversial, I am very likely to go jail, 1 report from a "concerned citizen" is all it takes.

There are numerous cases like this already.

But I have watched anime.

What do you mean? Where do they move then?

You're white, probably Christian, probably at least a 100 IQ and won't vote left wing. In short, you don't undermine the middle class and that's pretty much what they want.

You don't have critical skills like pirating or goat-herding

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Welcome to hell, whigger. Nothing here makes sense and people are too retarded to fix it.

Great video.

>why can't I move in?
you can through the way you described yourself
>The harsh and legal way
Where you'v to work probably harder than any natural citisens but your precense become justified
>The harsher illegal way
where you'v to force your way into the nation you want then claim welfare,lie abou being persecuted, and maybe marry a roastie so you cant get sent back.

In my opinion you should remain in your nation and improve it , not move elsewere
in the regards i hope that you try to come here illegally and die in the process.

Every russian pirates stuff from torrents.

But that's all you need. The first time the police takes you you will most likely not be charged, but only will be there as a witness for your case. That's the moment you pack your documents and flee the country by any means necessary. And the case against you will be the proof that you are prosecuted.

The only obstacle is that you will have to cross the border before your name is in the lists. But I think you will have some time.

Here ya go

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I already have ukrainian uncle working in Canada, but he got through years of working shit jobs before becoming a "legal refugee" that gets 500 dollars welfare, and he continues to work his ass, 500 dollars is obviously not enough to get by (well, he is a hard-working man anyway, he would work even if he was given tonns of gibs, but I am nothing like him, I want gibs and social housing)

Thats some serious life risk. If police acts quick, and they are highly likely to, I will end up a convict that has no right to leave the country.

Is there a way where I dont have to confront police officers?