What pick up line on tinder had worked the best for you? I’ve had pretty good luck with “When you eat watermelon, do you spit or swallow the seeds?”
Tinder General
Christian Adams
Adrian Clark
"I like this conversation a lot already" was my opener, when I met the woman I've been dating for 18 months.
William Reyes
I tried out the “All these forks and knives” one from last thread and got a good enough amount of replies
Jonathan Long
They should call this app ‘Timber’, ‘cause I just fell for you.
Oliver Moore
Open with a joke:
What dating app do pædophiles use?
Tindergarten
Levi Murphy
Wanna fuck?
Jackson Rodriguez
This is unironically one of the best I’ve ever seen. Unique, cute and funny
Gabriel Davis
>matched with a girl yesterday
>had some small talk, feels awkward but doesnt every tinder conversation?
>agree to talk again, so I cant be that much of a fuck up
>part of me really, really wants to be upfront with what I want
>I have a foot fetish and just want to smell and kiss a girls feet, but also take her on dates and have fun
>a FWB situation, we've both said we dont want hookups but arent interested in anything too serious too fast
>at least I did, she seemed to agree
I'm really tempted to go this route and just flat out tell her, Ive never been upfront about this before and figure I have nothing to loose. Thoughts/suggestions? I wont try to be creepy, just upfront saying what it is we both want and I dont want to waste her time or make her uncomfortable either. A bit of honest respect im hoping goes in my favor
Luis Long
just take her on a date to feel things out, and move from there imo
Leo Bailey
Bump
Gabriel Lopez
Are you a koala?
Because you look koalified to me.
Id like to paint you all up in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Justin Morris
Joseph Perez
50% success rate with this one
>Are you black?
no, why?
>because my heart
*insert heart emoji here*
Austin Thompson
Fuck
50% success rate with this one
>Are you black?
no, why?
>because you stole my heart
*insert heart emoji here*
Jason Allen
>All these nice pick-up lines in English that don't work in your language
That sucks
Kevin Thompson
>50% success rate with this one
was not an intentional joke
Jayden Thomas
I'm a girl and I fucking lol'd
Hudson Peterson
Guys, I think I need help. I've had numerous matches before but I keep fucking up. I have unironic autism so I'm complete shit with conversations.
Levi Ward
Any advice on what to say next?
Austin Myers
Youre fighting a losing battle, id just move on. Shes making no attempt to show interest while you are trying to discuss the philosophy of life and the universe.
Go straight to trying to set up a date, or just dont reply. At this point thats the only moves you have. Or, you could like, continue quizzing her on her entire life and continue to get one word answers until she stops replying.
Gavin Sullivan
i never match on tinder.
Being ugly fucking sucks.
Jacob Rodriguez
>dates boring chicks who contribute nothing to interaction
>hate on themselves for failing
You guys, you make my heart bleed. It's not you. It really isn't.
If they're this boring, move on.
Henry Smith
I have a girl coming over to fuck. What the fuck do I do when she knocks on my door? I’ll say hey, invite her in, and then what? Offer to watch something on netflix?
Carson Parker
girls on tinder seem to want snappy one-liners, which I hate doing, so consequently none of my matches ever go anywhere
Nolan Lopez
start hooking up right away you fucking retard. Holy shit don't even let her inside you're going to fuck this up so bad.
>tinder thread
Oh man I didn't know it was 2016.
Jayden Watson
"Are you from Tennessee babe? 'cause you're a 5"
Colton Roberts
>Knock, knock.
>Who's there?
>Knock up.
>Knock up, who?
>Knock up, (You)
Ethan Bailey
Incredible that it still works 2 years after being posted on r/Tinder
Joshua Allen
>girl u must be gasoline, because even though your price per gallon isn't terrible I'd still go to war to secure the right to pump