Be kind to Strayas autistic jokes, they have it tough

And like Jello said "if it changed anything they'd make it illegal"

>The virgin leaf vs the Chad Australian shitposter

Sorry leaf, but you guys are not funny. Just pathetic lol

Take your dick out of the dog and try again leaf

So sayeth the memeflag fag........

haha yeah great posts bro

Thanks cunt!

show me a picture you took of australia fag

Picture a gum tree and a dog under the tree NOT getting fucked - fuckin straya cunt

They're a bunch of shit cunts.

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I read that all white males in Canada have to fuck a dog to be a "Confirmed" Canadian citizen.
Is that true?.
Justing Trudeau, in the magazine I read, mandated that all white males turning 18, on or before their birthday would have to have sexual relations with a dog. Wether or not that means blowing a dog, eating one out or fucking one, I'm not sure.

But is it true?.

And fuckin proud of it herman!

h-HAHA w-wait a second.. are you seriously implying that canadians fuck dogs? holy, my god.. I can't believe this. what an incredibly innovative and original bantorial reply, mate! haha! that is SO. FUCKING. FUNNY.

holy.

shit.

you're a genius

That picture would be sold as porn in Canada.

Wow what a weak, wants to be funny, type of style post.
Kys dogfucker, you guys are the least funny ppl on earth

>huhuhuh leaf fuck dog huhuh not funy lmao
I'm so glad that the germans are the arbiters of what is and isn't funny

No it wasnt funny original or genius you sarcastic fuckhead go buy some cheese ya pleb and take your penis out of the canine cunt

You need to SHUT UP AND FUCKIN DIE
>spastic triggered Kangaroo fucker

You guys literally are too autistic to make a good trade deal with America and let rather China fuck you in the ass. Additionally leafs are the biggest cucks on this board.

You sound like a soi boi btw

Hahahaha nah nah nah nah we know who got triggered dirty syrup nigger

checked

Trips of Truth for Hans! FUckin chekem cunts

umm, you do realise that evading post filters is against the rules, right? prepare to be banned.

You're not funny dude

tell that to the five people watching me post in real time that are unironically kekking their guts out at my replies, new fag.

Satanic trips checked you jammy cunt!

>The Eternal Leaf

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Oh hello there Straya, nice shitpost. You can remove the memeflag now

I make it through the day by poking fun at sweden

yeah no switch aus with canada
aus has #1 bantz

Kek - i reckon anything north of hornsby is fair game

No, they missquoted him then. It's not law yet, but they discuss making it a law, in order to reduce muslim immigration

I like strayans though. Solid bunch of cunts with good senses of humor

Once again an ethiopian frog wrangling message board has proven that there are some fuckin awesome seppos out there

I'd rather be overrun with chinks rather than mohammeds like nu Germans

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Don't be nice to German posters. They were given the same treatment many times before and only bit the hand that fed them.

But sadly this is our lot + africoons

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That mutt looks like a fucking earthworm. She's just a thumb on a fucking torso.

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Proof?

>h-he agreed with my pathological political confirmation bias based on memes I've seen before!!
>b-based and redpilled xD!!!1
imagine actually living like this

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Just let it go leaf bro ........im only here for the bantz and shitposting the insult tennis is tiring.....

don't ever call me bro you fucking pedestrian

Pedestrian..........i dont even know how to respond to that.........does canadian pet insurance cover penile insertion related injuries?

I fuck jars full of bugs.

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"Pedestrian"? What kind of retarded dog fucker insult is that?

He got it second hand was cheaper than a carton of milk!

>"Pedestrian"? What kind of superior insult is that?
the absolute state of ambulatory plebs

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I got it youre a blue haired buzz cut diesel dildo dyke!

Dickin crickets!

5 Canadian guys?

only melbourne has to be cleansed with fire, the rest can be re-worked.

He's at a poofta party with dogs and stuff.

It's a Canadian thing. You wouldn't understand.

Yesh 2 toronto gooks 1 meth head from new brunswick a snow nigger from alberta and a searle ball pump faggot on a vpn!

is it biologically possible for australians NOT to think about big canadian dick?

Anyone?

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Ah yep, cultural differences and all that. Lucky diversity is their strength

Fuckin A right buddy!

What compelled you to bring your dick into this? Kinda seems like a darkie thing to do ey?

Aus hast you guys beat on the bantzfield.

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Animal welfare is big over here its not your dicks its all the poor pets you put them in

Cunt's fucked.

Fuckin cunt.......

>guaranteed yous

NO BBBBBBUT CANADA CANT SHIT POST REEEEE

Not chinks. Sudanese chimps.

Spot the Aussie is hard these days

please, for god's sake stop thinking about my genitals. you don't have my consent and what you're doing is toxic and is bordering on rape. If your political ideology is "I hurt women" then I'm afraid there isn't much help for you.

you do realise being an incel isn't a virtue,right?

just give up dude, no one can beat straya at shitposting

Its pretty easy we are the only ones getting arrested!

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Fuck off idiot strap on is not dick ya fuckin fat pet fingering lemon

>Straya shitpost
Funny bants
>Leaf shitpost
Eyerolling disgust

leaf flag bad

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POST

We live in constant anxiety and need some sort of outlet before hitting the sack and tackling the next day.

Do you blow the leafs or do you swallow?

haha this, leafs can't bant

He is right you guys are terrible.

leaf flag BAD. haha memes right guise? memes?!? lol

But they will sexy time your pets, farm stock and zoo exhibits

Fuck this is bad hey, even the yanks banter better than you guys, and they take everything you say literally. What’s funny is I thought Canadians and Aussies had more in common up to a few years ago

not thinking about my massive throbbing Canadian broboscis relentlessly penetrating every one of your female family members' little holes is always an option eh

I was of this opinion as well. ...... maybe they are hungry and horny and nowhere near a shop or a zoo????

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Again with the dick talk; you're either a nigger or a lesbian!

One user once said
>Australians shitpost while leafs
post shit

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you could always stop thinking about me shaggin yer mother, yet you refuse to do so.

Wise words Latvia.
I always thought of them as kinder versions of us and brothers in the commonwealth until I realized they're just passive aggressive attention seeking cunts.

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That’s nothing. I’m in a small town in the middle of Devon (nowhere) and we had 166 applications for a midnight-6am shelf stacking job ONE day a week at a local supermarket. That was on one job application site alone out of many. Fucking Eastern European’s...

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Most of the "canadians" on this board are actually larping blacks, pajeets and ching chongs who have only been in canada for a couple of decades. They're pretend-canadians.