Finding Wedgie Servants

I like giving wedgies to random girls. They have to look a certain way and be roughly 18-20 years old. I'm fairly rich and so have started offering money for this - £300 (roughly $400) for a 5-10 minute wedgie, fully clothed, without anything sexual. I think that many girls would happily do this but I've struggled to get the word out that I offer it.

I used craigslist and escort services but none of those interested looked the way I like my wedgie servants to look.

I set up a tinder account with a profile pic which just says "read my bio for info!" and a bio which explains the offer, and this has been MUCH more successful. I've met 5 people for wedgies over the last 3 years with this tinder account.

The issue is I suspect that more people would do it but don't because:
>They think it's a scam
>They think my tinder profile is an advert so swipe left immediately
>They are not on tinder

I am looking for advice on how to get more people knowing that I offer this, and that I'm genuine. Any advice welcome.

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bump. Have left advice on other threads.

In general the best thing to do is just try to find a gf who ticks all your boxes, prostitution and especially with requests this obscure and fucked up is a messy business.

So I am currently single, but I've had partners previously while doing this. The issue is that it's a totally different set of wants. I wouldn't want to date the kind of people I want to wedgie.

Choose one of the following:
1. Get rich and start leading a degenerate double-life in some fucked up country like Thailand
2. Kill yourself

no interest in wedgying Thais. I have had SOME success with the tinder approach. As I said, I've wedgied five people for money over the last 3 years, but it's just a bit too slow.

The issue with this is that it is insanely creepy. You might underestimate the amount of similar offers youg girls get and also how intensely they get warned about it. Basically, this sounds like you‘re trying to get them to a secluded place alone so you can kidnap them, keep them in your basement as sex slaves until you let them starve to death in their own feces after you got bored of them.

I guess it‘s just a numbers game. Basically, you need to find those few girls who don‘t give a single fuck about their wellbeing and just need money. White trash daddy issue suicidal whores might be your best bet. Don‘t even try with girls who have a single shred of dignity left. They‘ll just report you to the police.

This is a big thing that I try and overcome.

I make it clear early on that we meet in public and they can bring friends if they want, but ultimately I've found it impossible to not come across as creepy. I think if they knew, for certain, that it was genuine and they weren't going to be kidnapped etc., that I'd have more responses.

Well, have you ever tought about the fact that what you do IS creepy? I mean, what is the definitin of creepy to you? Where does creepy start? For most girls, it is DEFINITELY already creepy af that you simply see them as a body with labias on them that you can do a wedgie on. Maybe instead of trying to downplay the creepy aspect, which most likely won‘t work, try to up play the aspect that you‘re aware of the fact that she‘s actually a person and not just body parts that solely exist for your sexual amusement.

See, i once was a reckless nd naive teenage girl myself. I‘ve done some weird shit, like letting old creepy guys fingerbang me ina parking lot for money. My sister did other weird stuff like walking around barefoot in sneakers and let some guy take pics of it for money. I‘ve only done that twice and the reason was that it was very dangerous. The dangerous part wasn‘t really that those guys certainly would have been able to physically overpower me easily or that i was all alone with them with nobody knowing where i am. The creepy part was that i knew exactly that to them i was nothing more than titts, ass and a wet hole. There‘s something very threatening about feeling like you‘re just meat someone intends to use for their pleasure. It‘s the reason why people in hostage situations are advised to „humanize“ themselves to their kidnappers by emphasizing that they are a person with a name, emotions and a life. It‘s why peasants don‘t name the animals that are intended for slaughter. It‘s easier to be barbaric to a pile of meat than it is to do the same to a human being. So if you try to keep this as anonymous and brief and dehumanized as possible, it‘s a fucking dangerous situation for those girls. You yourself, know your intentions. But they don‘t. For all they know you could have a hoard of mastiffs at home who you intend to let loose on them and make snuff porn about it.
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The solution to this isn‘t even that complicated. You need to make them feel like humans.

I‘ve also had many encounters with guys who wanted nothing more from me than do some sexual stuff. I was fully aware of that, but i was also taken into consideration when setting the stage.

For example: i used to meet up with a stranger and do some femdom play. We met online and contrary to many others who seek similar arrangements, he acknowledged that i‘m a human that is interested in engaging in sexual play with him, and not just a random body that he can command for his pleasure.
Most guys can never get out of their „roleplay“. You can‘t set up clear rules like that.
Girls, especially nowadays, are very open to engaging in even unusual sexual play with people they don‘t know that much, solely for the fun of it. Take advanage of this. But make it about two humans who are at exe level that have decided to do something hot and a bit perverted (in an arousing way), instead of you being the one doing something to them they don‘t actually want and just do for the money. I‘d stop offering the money. Most girls really don‘t like the idea of exchanging sexual „favors“ for something as in your face as money. Most don‘t like feeling like a whore and it is also a huge line to cross to take money for sexual activities. You probably will have more luck with talking to girls in a general flirty/sexual way and then ask them if they‘re up to do some erotic play.

I've acknowledged that it's creepy. However, you've made an assumption ("you simply see them as a body with labias on them that you can wedgie") which is totally untrue. That's like saying straight men just see women as sex objects.

"I knew exactly that to them I was nothing more than tits ass and a wet hole" but that's wrong? They happened to want that at the time but they didn't see you as only that necessarily.

Honestly this looks like you've brought your own issues into my thread.

It's because guys like you give off a really deep CWC vibe. Like you present all formal and shit but everyone, dudes and ladies alike, knows you're probably intensely puerile and little beneath the surface. There's also the whole "girl alone with guy and now she's in an tub of ice missing her kidney." It doesn't help that this is clearly a fetish for you.

Your only path forward here is gonna be sticking to your guns. If you can get word of mouth going that might be good but I don't know how clientele testimony would... work, for you. And, of course, never forget that you should keep a sharp eye over your shoulder. This could get bad for you and backfire if you don't cover your bases and keep information where it needs to be.

Yes, you're creepy. This gets even creepier when you mention you don't want to date a girl eligible for wedgies. This is coming dangerously close to you snapping and killing a girl by just wedging panties all over her body. You're either going to live with that or quit what you do. And of course it's slow, look at how fucking absurdly specific you're being.

Legitimately without the personal inflections, as a concept on its own, you look creepy as fuck and the whole thing sounds like a setup for an episode of one of those new age crime thrillers on TV.

You‘re right, that‘s an assumption. I made it based on the fact that you‘ve used the word „servant“ and haven‘t gad much luck in the past to find girls willing to take on your offer.

This isn‘t about any issues, i‘m just trying to make you see the other side.

Ofc i might be dead wrong, but if so, i wonder about your choice of words and your general approach to this. Because it strongly indicates that this is the direction your mindset goes. My goal was to let you know, so you can do it differently in the future and see if you find more girls willing to engaged in your wedgie sessions. Sorry if i stepped on your toes, that wasn‘t the intention.

How do you like your, um, wedgie servants, to look?

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Yeah. Servant. Because I'm paying them and they're doing a thing. You got a better word for it?

I think if you think men who want sex with you don't view you as human then you have issues that you need to address separately. If someone asks you the time you don't cry "you only see me as someone who knows the time, not a human!"

Thanks this is pretty helpful. I've tried clientele testimony but mostly the people I wedgie keep it secret from their friends.

I like rounded, friendly looking faces and colourful hair :)

No i don‘t. But that‘s the issue. Offering money IS making them your servants. And that‘s the whole point. It‘s hard to find girls who have so little respect left for themselves that they‘re willing to go so low. If you stop doing that, you immediately broaden the range of potential girls willing to satisfy your sexual desires.

You‘re misunderstanding me, user. I never thought that men wanting to have sex with me just see me as an object. It felt that way when i did sexual stuff with guys paying me. That‘s all i was saying (or trying to say. English obviosuly isnmt my first language so i might unintentionally word things unfortunately).
And that it takes a lot for a girl to get to that point of accepting such an offer. Ofc there are such girls, but if this is a numbers game then you might have a lot more luck fishing in the far greater pool of „girls willing to do some erotic play at eye level“ as opposed to the „girls willing to sell their body“ pool. Which exists but is far smaller.

Hahahahahahah I’m in tears right now ahahah, oh man the shit that gets posted on this board some sometimes, holy fuck like what the fuck am I even reading you fucking weirdo, hahahah ahahaha Jesus fucking Christ I can’t breathe

>I‘ve done some weird shit, like letting old creepy guys fingerbang me ina parking lot for money

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Dude you gotta find the cup noodles thread
That was some real shit

she has *issues*

Gotta link me that shit if you have it saved bruh

Me:
>have had multiple highly enjoyable wedgie experiences
You:
>has barely even given anyone a wedgie

stay mad

>Honestly this looks like you've brought your own issues into my thread.
That's exactly it.

>"I let myself get treated like worthless trash meat by random old men and now have a complex about it where I project such viewpoints onto all men"
Get out of this thread whore.
The worst part is that you think telling us your story is somehow enlightening when you are really just throwing your own trash out onto us.

OP just wants to fulfill his harmless kink. I'd recommend trying to find a community with similar interests and asking them for advice. There are reddit communities (yes I know, I hate reddit too) that are dedicated to nonsexual adult breastfeeding where guys and girls meetup just to nurse and that's it. I quite like these and I think if you search for such boards you'll be able to get proper advice from mature individuals who have experience in similar situations.

You don't want a hookup, you just want wedgies and are willing to pay for it.

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