My friends dad is threatening to cut my dick off

So I have a friend that just so happens to be a girl and I asked her number so we could talk more. I have NO romantic feelings for her at all. So a few minutes after texting her I got a text from a different number saying THIS

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Yea her name is diamond by the way.

Ignore him.

Say you have no romantic feelings for her and be honest with him. He'll either respect you don't want to fuck his daughter or just be an overbearing freak.

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Show it to the police, POWER MOVE
You will be her new father

I don't think he's her actual father. I think this is a DD/lg dynamic because I don't know any father who refers to himself as "daddy" outside of a dom/sub relationship

I'd stay away personally.

"I'm her friend you asshole, threaten me again and I'll call the cops."

They sound ethnically challenged.

>I don't know any father who refers to himself as daddy
Yeah your anecdote is the rule

Just ignore the guy.

Also a girl named Diamond? I bet she has a wonderful personality...

Just text him back and say "That's illegal"

Text him back with another phone, say this is the FBI and you'll go to jail if you do any dick cutting

This is absolutely not her father.

>They sound ethnically challenged.
truth

well from where I live people say weird things like that so...

Just tell him you'll be happy to show the cops that text
Literally all you need

Don't talk to niggers. This is why.

I strongly doubt any kind of actual father would refer to himself as "X's daddy", My first impression would be it's the "fuck me daddy" kind of daddy.

Based dad

Go around town writing his number on bathroom walls with a Sharpie, drugs, gay sex for money, sex with young boys, etc.

If her father is crazy enough to say this then I wouldn't be surprised if he cut off my gentiles just standing NEXT to her, and anyone who likes to have their body in one piece would be at least a little freaked out by seeing this.

Tell him you dont want to fuck her and you're willing to meet in person to talk to him.

He wont cut your dick off, dads just try to act tough to protect their daughter. And if he does, call the cops.

>diamond
Is she a stripper

>Sorry, you tryna fuck her first?

What part of just friends do you not understand?

ignore it.

>daddy
>not dad or father
I don't think this is her biological father. Ask him if you can call him daddy too.

>I am diamonds daddy
You got her dad turned on, tap him instead

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topkek

this

Post his number and he won’t bother you ever again

>I'm diamonds daddy
Her dad is such a slut

Kek'd

>Him

It's not him. This is more than likely just a friend she had nearby, and they're having a bit of fun together while trying to see what OP is made of. Girls pull this type of shit all the time.

perfect

Tell him "well I wish you would have told me that sooner"

Haha, yeah. That'd do it.

Don't try to fuck her? If that's not your intention then what's the problem here?

reply with
"that message made me diamonds"

this

His dick is probably chopped off by now.

This! Wait a month and then start...

This, but also this:

He’s hard for you, nigga.

I've seen several guys do it. Where the fuck is your head, mate?

A strippers name. Are you hunting puss in the more poverty strikin areas of america?

This is the only perfect response in this thread

It's probably her friend being retarded. No one's dad talks like that.

>gives daughter a stripper name
>is overprotective of daughter
This father is just asking to get cucked

This

Just talk back to him OP. Tell him you'll cut his dick off fuck his ass if he doesn't leave you alone.

He's just testing you. Don't fail.

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