Fortune Teller

Will I find love on Monhegan island?

Will I lose my virginity this year?

Will we be forgiven?

Yes, with a seagull.

Does he love me?

Yo, I heard birbs don't have stomachs. Does that mean if I were to stick my dick in one, it could just come straight out it's mouth? What would it be called if I had one birb impaled on my dick, and then used the bit of my dick hanging out of the first birb to penetrate a second birb?

Yes or no Q's, and your dik probably too small.

Will I ever get her back??

Will I get married to someone from another country?

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Will I ever get a big tiddied goth gf?

Perfect, i’m there.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

No.

Will we be forgiven?

Will i be able to suck my own dick?

Maybe.

No, but we will all be forgotten, so it's pretty much the same thing.

Yes.

Maybe

You wish.

I’ll elaborate,
You Could get her back,
But you would be Best going another route.

No.

Should i become a drug addict so i could like her?

Maybe.

Will i find love on this thread?

Lol.

Yes.

I love you.

Serious shit user, she have drugs so romantized and think they're good. All of her friends and her idols are druggies and praise them. She is proud of it and i fear if that im not one of them she will not let me be part of her life. Also everybody nowdays do drugs.

i love you too

Should I just do something since I failed?

Something *else.

Will I marry the man of my dreams?

no way, faggot (jk, I'm not the teller)

Yes, marry me.

I see.
Answer is No.

Yes.

Maybe.
Only if you are honest with yourself.

On break again,

If your question goes unanswered check back within 45 minutes.

Back & answering through the night.

Should I try the lpn program?

Will I get married to a girl I really like?

Will she actually do it if I try?

No.

Yes.

Yes.

Are wegoing to make it?

Huge Maybe.

Will something come my way work wise?

>Ask again

Really mixed vibes on this one, still thinking about it. I’ll say that the answer is Yes if you are willing to commit to making big changes in yourself & following through 100%, and No if you would rather work on becoming more steady as your current self and fighting uphill.

Is someone going to hunt me down and kill me?

Yes my friend.

I will not answer another post like this, you get the one free pass.
1) No
2) Yes
3) No
4) Yes
5) Maybe, but only if you are willing to face the Real music and Dance.
6) No.

You could use a break from your current routine, possibly a good while. Recenter your mind, learn to love again.

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Will she come back?

Thanks! Keep these up.

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Will I meet my forever key item this year?

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Will my crush (guy) and I regain passion for each other?

Will I get to creampie a mocha before the end of 2018?

I hope you two do user. But if you don’t, I hope both of you find happiness.

Should I tell her why?

No

No, but ready yourself for next year.

Short term, Yes. Long term is a different answer however. Listen to your heart.

Haha No.

Absolutely.

will I get laid this year?

am i attractive? how can i look better? ten words

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Was flunking out a blessing in disguise?

Maybe. Work on changing some bad habits.

You will always be attractive to Someone if you learn what it means to be & stay Confident.

You already know the answer user. But Yes.

You’ve given me something to look forward to next year, a reason to get better, for her, I’ll do all that I can to be ready.

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Will I ever be strong enough to leave him? How can I?

fuck it

will we ever be together like I want us to be, even if it's just for one night?

For her, yes, but primarily for you. Win tomorrow by Working today.

Yes. You have to face the facts & commit to a resolve. Be fair to yourself, because you deserve it.

Yes.

what a load of shit lol

Will she talk to me again?

But there Will be a sadness surrounding it after. You will outgrow the situation.

I thought so. well, if I'm crazy for believing it, I guess so are you. I can live with that.

Thank you, kind user.

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Yes.

Ah.

That checks out, too.

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Will she return ?

This is the hardest question in the thread so far. I can’t say.
There is some material good you might need to give her. Take time to be alone in nature sometime soon.

Will I be happy with him ? Marry him?

So. That means if I work hard, so the best I can at my waiting job, and learn how to drive, I’ll get my happy ending? I want to visit Japan, I want to make movies, I really want my key item. But, I have to work on myself?
>win tomorrow, by working today
So... Start tomorrow morning? Oh gosh, I need to do this!

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Will she actually risk her job to fuck me?

Yes you will be happy.
Only You can answer if you will choose to marry him. I see a calm love though.

It means that in every moment of the day you must pay attention to your decisions and the true intents & origins behind them. You must continue developing yourself if you truly seek satisfaction with your goals. You can do it. Some goals will change along the way. Don’t give up.

No. She definitely considered it though.

Resting. Will continue answering soon.

Now Answering.

Am I white?

Yes.

Does she like me?

Should I quit my dead end job for another?