TED

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He has a mall Santa gig lined up in 2 weeks and needs to get in character.

He's about PUNISHED

means he's re-starting the zodiac clock

he's trying to look less sinister, or maybe less like a demonic slug-man, but it isn't working

It's evil Ted Cruz from the mirror universe

Ted Cruz is a corrupt cuban that cares more about his smelly beaner ass than he does for the american people.

No shave November.

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Trump hates people that arent clean shaved. He is clearly doing this to show resistance against trump. It is a silent cry for help, and we hear him.

its means "winter is coming "

punished ted

hello ratto

He probably wants to join the three Zion Musketeers together with Rubio and Trump. Too bad the space is reserved for Jair Bolsonaro and Theresa May. I know what you thinking, "Theresa May isn't a man", but let me tell you she might as well be a transsexual man.

Going the way of Bill Richardson?

who is this?

cruz is rocking the chaz fuzz

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Means they bumped up his HRT

they finally made a more accurate sketch of the Zodiac Killer and he's trying to fool the feds

THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER
>THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER
THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER
>THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER
THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER
>THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER
THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER
>THE BEAR WILL LEAVE ITS CAVE FOREVER

He's homeless now

*neckbeard

people please, leave some amount of hair down your neck.
otherwise you look like you have a perpetual double or triple chin.
>just stand in front of the mirror
>pull your head back
>trace an imaginary curve between your ear lobes
>keep the hair above that curve
>lose the hair below it
you might have to adjust the curve a bit to make it look perfect but its a good rule of thumb.

Punished Ted

He looks slimmer too. Good for Ted

El Botija. This is his wife.

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Make beards great again!

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Kek

He thinks he’s fooling us. We know better.

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trying to hide his triple chin

he has gotten fucking fat

>Average_Amuttican.jpg
Dios mio.

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Ay, somebody grab him some clippers his fuckin' beard is weird

Kike

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He wants to become the tax master.

He'd look better with just a goatee.

Damn, I am now a Cruz-missile

its a mane

kek

>spiderpro

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A trimmed, neat beard, yet, but I admit, my generation, the Millennials, really ruined the big beard look, along with tattoos. When every other dude has a bushy beard and a sleeve full of tattoos, it's just not cool anymore.

>his chin is looking tragic even with a beard
whew lad, no hope for low test beta cucks like this one

>"Dahnald, I'm already a delly."

he has become the boomer messiah

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NPC

>You may think you've won, Dahnald. But you have not yet bested by delegoatee.

It means we will never surrender.

Inb4 Trumps running mate in 2020 and goes on to win the presidency in 2024. Glorious

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He actually looks much better: dignified and masculine.

>delegoatee
MY SIDES

wtf?? I am a CruzMissile now.

He has style

The last president of the United States with a beard was Benjamin Harrison. His presidency lasted from 1889 to 1893. He knows the White House will never be his.

He’s about to become Julian the Apostate.

He is learning from Santiago Abascal

God. Why do Cubans have such shit beards? looks like Castro

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You're not truly white if you cant grow a white man beard

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More examples of white man beard

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He’s getting fatter so perhaps he tries to hide his double chin?

Another white man

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Truly white

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Your mom is gay

I look great in a full beard and a light beard but the transition between the two looks like an ugly patchy mess so I never go full beard.

Example of a non-white Semitic beard

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Or does the beard have a Ted Cruz?

Only fragile faggots think a beard changed anything.
Its obvious no politician is some tough working man. When will you reject millenials learn to become men ? Hitler was a man. Ted cruz, sure. Based, maybe he will be the renegade neocon. But that beard is pathetic.

I thought Cubans were supposed to be able to grow facial hair

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um... beardlet detected
Cubans grow the shittest facial hair known to man

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>Maybe?

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LION TED

Means he completed nofap november

Can I get a punished Cruz pic?

>WHAT DOES IT MEAN
time to shave mine

He's officially expressing his spic genetics with his chin strap

If your beard hairs aren't trying to colonize and genocide your eyebrows you're a faggy beardlet

That my young child, is a called a shit beard. Lol. Non man confirmed.

Smart he probably got focus group results that said his head was fucking weird.

They're shilling that show so hard
No one gives a fuck

He cute

He should only keep the stash. The beards too necky

Grow a bear and you're white in the JewSA.

Kys

Lol whats the standard in brazil? Being a tourist?

How to grow bear

It was never cool

>His bear doesn't grow
Bearlets OUT

Even worse LOL, but at least huwhites here don't larp that way.

Means he is cruzin for Pussy

Beardlets BTFO'd

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>having a sit on the flag
Doesn't feel right desu