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>Encryption legislation a likely casualty of 4.30pm adjournment as government fights defeat on Kerryn Phelps’ offshore detention legislation.

For the first time in forever, the .gov is splitting legislation into bite-size chunks and voting on each part of it in the Senate to delay proceedings until the House leaves at 4.30pm so that the government doesn't lose the vote.

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news.com.au/national/victoria/politics/victorian-election-2018-matthew-guy-pledges-tough-love-for-teen-thugs/news-story/06d459b9e29d8a1d88ae9c4db0b7abcb
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straya, a psy op to rename australia, so the chinks could say the name of the country they now own

strayaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why do you dislike the Chinese, mate?

i don't
i love chinese food
what's your favourite?
hard to go past mongolian lamb for me
chicken and ham rolls
yum yum

Australiafishing is the best channel on twitch

I prefer dumplings these days. My favourite being xiaolongbao - the dumpling with a bit of soup inside, so delicious.

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Can't go wrong with some salt and peper squid.

why are these generals all over the place now? i want these assholes to announce the election so we have constant threads with labor/getup shills, newscorp shills and uncut penis enthusiasts

Pretty keen for an election tbqh

I am an uncut penis enthusiast.

Also, Cory Bernardi just sought leave to wish everyone a Merry Xmas. King Troll is giving gifts to everyone in the gallery

wew, anyone watching the senate stream right now? the leader of the greens is actually doing something decent

they'll draw it right out until may
it's just boring now, we're gonna get blacked and chinked and that's all there is to it

Not really. He is crying about refo bill not going through, what does he want Labor to do?

To be clear, the government has the power to extend the sitting. As it does, every day.

It is choosing not to, because it doesn’t want to lose a legislative vote.

i (like most of us on here) dont want this shitty encryption bill passed

It'll pass, it always does. Intelligence agencies ask, intelligence agencies get. No point even worrying yourself about it, it is unstoppable.

twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/1070554092219461632

Anyone have the video of the WA Labor guy crying over his CCP links getting exposed?

>fuck off we're fu--

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lolwut? bumped. i need this kek

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE LATE

>All that coastline with literally no one

could i build a cheap beach house there and retire?

What's for dinner lads?
California burrito (carne asada, potato, and cheese) with no pico de gallo here

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looks fucken full to me mate

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LL

If it weren’t for turks I’d say Australians are the stupidest people on this website.

Pierre Yang didn't cry you titwank

Remember to sell your A2M shares if you haven't already lads.

I must be wanking too much and going blind
I thought that was a plate of mashed potato and 4 Allens Strawberries & Cream lollies.
I asked myself what useless Australian moll cooked that? Probably some RMIT student

So how are we this evening, felons?

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is it about to get dabbed on?

EVERY FUKIN THREAD THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE CUNT

What app do we go to for encrypted stuff once they can hack whatsapp?

>titwank
What?
I don't know if this is paywalled, but you can hear the interview here.
watoday.com.au/politics/western-australia/wa-labor-politician-mounts-tearful-defence-after-pro-beijing-allegations-20181206-p50klt.html

He's clearly crying around the 9 min mark. You can make the judgement yourself whether it's crocodile tears or not.

speak chink, they won't dare interfere with the business of their yellow masters

what does that mean? are you going to prison if you use TOX?

>thread getting close to 404'ing

Its habbeding. Waiting for presser now.

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Victorian election 2018: Matthew Guy pledges tough love for teen thugs

The Victorian opposition has announced a promise to send teen thugs to a 12-week military style bootcamp under a “tough love” program.
news.com.au/national/victoria/politics/victorian-election-2018-matthew-guy-pledges-tough-love-for-teen-thugs/news-story/06d459b9e29d8a1d88ae9c4db0b7abcb

They are gonna cut down on crime in Victoria. Nice.

Guys, I've come to realise depression is very real it's been proven to dull taste smell and it's not something someone can over come overnight I'm not saying pills are definitely the answer might help some

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He just lost the election though..

so they're just going to give thugs military training? watch how pro home invasion get now kek

>mongolian lamb

What a fucking pleb.

>the dumpling with a bit of soup inside

Theyre all like that your fucking idiot. xiaolongbao is the most common one, its pork and pork soup broth. Fucking delicious get it up ya.

They're definitely NOT all like that, retarded cunt.

Whats it going to be about?

They tried this in QLD and it was a massive failure, also you're about a month late.

Yep doesn't work if you can't beat or yell at the kids anyway

Hey you got any idea how much weight a drone can hold?

youtube.com/watch?v=-FwP-ndg6eU

cuckbourne needs a nuke

GTFO

36c in melbourne, fucking comfy.
just caught a truck driver running a red on my dash cam, gonna send it to the police in a bit, once i edit out the parts where i was speeding.

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the fuck do you eat then cunt

snitch fag

Does any want be my gf

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Why didn't you put any links in you fucking abo.

LOOK AT HOW FUCKED WE ARE HAHAHHAHAH

>WA Labor MP Pierre Yang pledges loyalty amid Chinese Communist Party controversy
theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/state-politics/wa-labor-mp-pierre-yang-pledges-loyalty-amid-chinese-communist-party-controversy/news-story/18bd3ad6d6ed7fcc05b4bf43fa439077

>WA Labor politician mounts tearful defence after pro-Beijing allegations
watoday.com.au/politics/western-australia/wa-labor-politician-mounts-tearful-defence-after-pro-beijing-allegations-20181206-p50klt.html

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Aw yeh me din's nearly set cunts
Cheese pizza with a tin o chilli and slices o' cheese
I'ma probs die

When will australia phase out delivery poos for drones?

Bit cuntish but truck drivers are cunts, especially running a red.

wannabe nigger faggot, stop listening to rap music and worshiping niggers.

>No archive
you're walking a fine line cunt.
>invoking reserves
...wot?
No experience, but that's just tax-free cash to be a weekend warrior, right?

>believing a word a chink says
Yikes... Well they have the numbers to get people in parliament seeing we're a democracy and all. Apparently that's all it takes.
Connections to the CCP what a fucking shitshow

Some can hold 80kg, but cost 30,000 US.

Hope the truckie towels you up outside court, snitching little cunt.

Let me try and articulate what he was saying, cause you're gonna dob in someone who was probably working while you yourself were breaking the law
>statist

Okay.

A bottle of vodka doesn't weigh that much at least.

>Yikes
Reddit is calling

at least niggaz don't snitch, you worse than a nig
go and give the cops a gobby while you at it nigga

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Drone lifting 100KG.

Ok I an a neet

I love you

why the fuck do people say 'snitch' now?. it is an american nigger word.
its like me walking around calling people 'home boy' or something, just embarrassing, stop it..

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we could get hos delivered by drone
and a kebab

I am also a neet.

Based I hope it was a fucking non white immigrant

no it isn't the word goes back way before modern nig culture...we might say dobber, but that just sounds quaint and boomerish, and doesn't hold the same connotations, it's almost a respectable thing, to be a dobber, if you're a typical boomer faggot that likes to play with jew penis

MUMMY drone delivery service when?

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are you the kind of gf who has a willy

So windy today boys.

Anyone on GC/Bris keen to hook up tonight? I'm a top but willing to bttm if necessary.

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Because they are over here

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yeah sure whats your address?

noice

Homo free zone

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calm down faggot

Maybe.

Wrong pic

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I am the OP though and I have declared homosexuality as being OK.

You got a pic?

Man, imagine if those blocks just fell off.
They could put a hole right through someone's roof.

Man, all this grease and me with mostly unclogged arteries!

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mfw another day in NEET paradise

thanks for your contribution wagie

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What ever that is, it looks sad as fuck.

comfyboi

Enjoy Work for the Dole.

>NEET paradise
>$1k per fortnight

Sure thing m8, enjoy.

m8, it's like you don't even know about medical certificates or the dsp.

uber-thots

So comfy right now, and its all thanks to you guys, my little hard working wagies

Nope, you don't get DSP from a medical certificate except for terminal illnesses (manifest grant claims).

You would need to go for regular assessments in-person to determine how much work or look-for-work activity you can do in a week.

More like udder thots

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Everyone is blaming left wingers for Gavin McInnes being banned. Turns out the Proud Boys weren't even classed as an extremist group by the FBI and it was just the Jews all along.

Also the Jew mouthpiece Nyadol Nyuon will be on QandA next week making everyone think it's the Sudanese that hate them instead of the JEWS.

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you get medical certificates to avoid work for the dole, ascended NEETs get DSP.

based neetposter btfo wagies yet again

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That anti-encryption bill shouldn't pass anyway, the worst bill ever, fully reflects the illiteracy of federal MPs.