Ive never been this far. Help?
What now?
Logan Reed
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Connor Williams
Shes fat. You can pretty much say whatever.
Austin Gutierrez
how can my feet smell if they dotn have a nose
Joseph Bailey
do you like getting your ass eaten?
Brayden Butler
Are you an archeologist?
Samuel Sanders
“What food do you hate?”
Then when she replies use her response to set up a date
Nolan Wright
Do you want free food while I stutter my way through boring stories?
Doubles
Ryder Martin
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Anthony Long
Why do you look like dollar store brand khloe Kardashian?
Zachary Young
Will update if she responds.
Oliver Smith
oh no
Adam White
what was the plan chad
Ryan Ward
user you blew it
Ryder Williams
Based
Joshua Gonzalez
You should have listened to Satanic trips.
Gabriel Scott
alpha as fuark
Sebastian Torres
Brody Thomas
Heck yeh
Aiden James
Colton Ward
Jayden Brooks
big ups for actually going through with it
Sebastian Lee
Gavin Bell
Chase Anderson
I hate laughing at this
Alexander Jenkins
Absolute madman
Bentley Cruz
this couldn't be more fitting
Lucas Ward
One time, I didn't know what to say so I asked her 'What's green and brown, has 6 legs and if it falls out of a tree will kill you?'. She answered incorrectly and I told her the correct answer was a pool table.
She laughed and we went on 2 days. My dick went flaccid after being rock hard for some reason and we didn't meet again. I'd had sex 2 days earlier and had sex the following day after the failed encounter and I had absolutely no problem.
It was a pity because she was fucking great from the bit I could experience before my dick decided to fail me.
Anthony Garcia
absolute mad man
Grayson Gray
Sounds like a great line to use. Shame that I've never gotten a Tinder match before. I likely won't get one till I get fit and that might take too the end of the year.
Camden Ortiz
What have you done?
John Peterson
f
Parker Cox
This is how Chad does it
Michael Garcia
Anthony Thomas
Fucking forgot the picture. Not how Chad does it
Jayden Nguyen
Why do you think you haven't got Tinder matches? Do you live in a low populated area?
Jaxon Myers
tfw i unironically say this
Jacob Young
What does this mean?
Christopher Morales
Bro, I live in a town right next to Philadelphia. I'm sure I don't get any matches cause I'm an overweight shitskin.
Jeremiah Ross
A friend of mine has used 'My kisses are like the 3 wise men: the third one's black'.
Wyatt Green
youtube.com
she must have had a rawr xd in her bio
Jackson Martin
Ask her if she was aware that blacks make up 13% of the US population but account for over 80% of all violent crimes, then ask her to comment on it
Samuel Butler
Drop weight then, I don't know what to tell you m8
I've dropped like 15kg since May 2016 and women compliment my body a lot.
Jaxson Foster
Oh shit
Ryder Campbell
this was funny in 2014. everyone has heard this line by now.
Leo Taylor
That's exactly what I'm doing. I'm tired of being a fat autistic virgin. I began on May 1st and lost 13lbs already. Still got a long way to go, but God damn it I'm not deterred.
Matthew Baker
You've only just started losing actual weight, 10 of those pounds were just water weight
Austin Baker
You have to go back.
Brody Johnson
I lifted 3 times a week, did >functional trianing classes twice a week, stopped having snacks in between meals and dropped like 8kg in 5-6 months. On the weekends I wouldn't restrain myself from eating or drinking anything.
After a while you start having smaller portions and stop craving for snacks. It was automatic for me, I don't know.
I wish you good luck on The Path and hope you make it.
Kayden Perez
Same here - I live in Atlanta, 80% of the girls on Tinder are black
Cameron Jackson
It's weird, the day after I started losing weight I lost 5 pounds overnight. Ever since then it's been a slow crawl. I assumed that those five pounds were water weight.
Isaac Edwards
>um hey
What were you thinking?
Isaiah Allen
Thanks bro. I hope to be sub 200 by the end of the year. I'm at 230 now so I think that goal is reasonable.
Nathaniel Turner
do this
Hunter Green
nigga if those 5 lbs were water weight you'd be dehydrated as fuck
Kevin Cooper
>tfw I was born in America
>tfw I can't even live in my country of ethnicity because I am such an autist that I never learned my shitskin language
Samuel White
Or this
Ryan Reyes
I’m an ottermode shitskin manlet and am about to hit 1k matches. We’re all gonna make it pajeet
Brandon Hernandez
Thanks fellow Pajeet. I've seen classmates of the same race in high school get with qts. I'll be fanned if I'm excluded any longer.
Ian Allen
honestly if you are punjabi or sikh with a sultan tier beard and a well done turban you are playing easy mode
Chase Cook
Justin Smith
You are correct about me being Punjabi/Sikh. Though I certainly can't grow a beard and sure as he'll can't wear a turban last I wanted to look even more like an autist. That may change later in the year when I've lost weight.
Parker Reyes
goddamn now I have to listen to old rock again
Luis James
Another Sikh-Punjabi here. It's not easy mode, but it's marginally easier than other Pajeets. I've noticed light skin Pakistanis have it a bit easier than any of us.
Then again, I'm a turbo-autist who spams the archeology line for laughs.
Jack Watson
Are you a Khalistani like the other Sikhs who immigrated?
Charles Taylor
Kek
Thomas Cook
>Khalistani
>America
You're thinking Canada
Joseph Morgan
>sister passes for white
>everything is noticeably easier for her
Christian Wilson
Sheeeit. That sucks (for you comparatively) man. I'm at that weird middle ground between white and brown culture where I just seem off in either environment.
Justin Anderson
holy shit
Caleb Peterson
Pool tables have 4 legs
James Ramirez
Not if it has six legs...
Brayden White
>fat bitch with a pound full of makeup and contouring
kek have fun.
Hunter Jenkins
Pls dont hurt me
Nathaniel Williams
I've only got one picture of me in a social setting bros, will I make it on tinder with just one? Or do I supplement with decent selfie?
Benjamin Foster
Kek
Joshua Phillips
Top lulz
Samuel Nguyen
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dylan Nguyen
How can my nose run if it has no feet?
Brandon Baker
Hunter Wilson
>Um hey?
Juan Walker
>5 legs
Samuel Barnes
Robert Cox
Jason Wood
Noah Morgan
I never laugh at these threads and this killed me
Xavier Taylor
Put me in the screencap
Nathaniel Bailey
you dumb fuck
Hunter Ortiz
>Yo nigga, what's poppin?
Zachary Gomez
based
Anthony Foster
He’s a madman
Isaac Cook
Godspeed user
Blake Collins
>Yo nigga, what’s poppin?
The absolute madman
Ethan Stewart
Blake Turner
Nathan Russell
Easton Long
Norway no stop
Cameron Fisher
Isaac Moore
I need a blue suitjacket
Nolan James
Sebastian White
Fuuuuuuck