Mmm zoomer juice.
Mmm zoomer juice
Blake Ramirez
Hunter Murphy
>mfw my dad claims to not have an addictive personality because he doesn't drink
>does dip because "it tastes good"
>drinks an absurd amount of coffee because "it tastes good"
>eats an obscene amount of sugary snacks because "it tastes good"
>can't go 5 minutes without looking at his phone, like a teenage girl
Why are boomers like this?
Henry Stewart
not saying mind control but sure as hell seems like it for them to be so hardcoded
Wyatt Morgan
>Why are boomers like this?
Because when you've got that much liquefied zoomer running in your system, It gives you the power of a million suns.
It's that and a mild form of ADHD.
Grayson Wilson
drink like 4 cans everyday
Grayson Mitchell
Like what's wrong with that, I can do anything I want
Brody Hernandez
>drink like 4 cans everyday
2 a day keeps the zoomers away.
Austin King
you wanna speak up? i cant hear your fag talk way over here in flavor country
Brayden Evans
Monster is fucking vile.
Mother is better.
Aaron Hernandez
When all you retards get heart disease at 35 years old don't come crying about it.
Charles Rivera
Add some flavor to that have some zoomer.
Julian Flores
Doesn't come in rare
dropped
Easton Brooks
its just meme dude gosh
Daniel Morgan
Here's the red can your looking for.
Open your mind.
Ryan White
Bump
Evan Campbell
Is that a thing? I feel old.
Nathaniel Williams
>Is that a thing? I feel old.
Here's code blue.
Let bliss overtake you.
Evan Sanders
Nothing wrong with that friend. It just isn't healthy. Live your life as you like.
Connor Nelson
My gen x boss unironically drinks the white monster, I don't get it. I'm honestly not sure if he does it as a meme.
Zachary Diaz
Zoomer tears
Austin Johnson
Part of being older means not being a self conscious twit who cares about what other people think
Ryan Sanchez
Here's your patricianarchy, son.
Zachary Long
>Zoomer tears
*Sip* Mmm that's good.
Liam Price
My point was that he is addicted to a fuck ton of harmful things and prides himself on not drinking alcoholic beverages.
Samuel Anderson
>son
SON?
I am a girl, dad.
James Butler
Fugggg
Breast milk + monster
*Sip*
Jace Ortiz
Straya shitposting in the interest of heart attacks I see.
Sebastian Long
I dont know how I feel about that.
Lucas Fisher
A deals a deals, user.
Adrian Barnes
fuck dam i need me som o dat zero calorie monster i need dat sip bruh i need it