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>Brexit: Release of full legal advice sparks political row
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46451970

>Brexit: What will happen if MPs reject Theresa May's deal?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46320368

>8,400 crimes not recorded by Dyfed-Powys and Gwent police
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-46455014

>Operation Pollino: 'Ndrangheta mafia struck in Europe-wide sting
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-46452934

>Foel Penolau: How a Welsh hill became a mountain
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-46441129

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Sargon for Prime Minister.

now this is a eddie the nonce thread

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Are things ever going to come to a head, or are we just going to repeat the same things for the next at least 50 years? But gradually getting worse..

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>Hundreds of new properties have been built using weak mortar that does not meet recommended industry standards, the Victoria Derbyshire show has found.

>There are reports of homes with the fault on at least 13 estates in the UK.

deanos btfo

They built houses here on a flood plain.
They now have big big problems with damp, but the idea is to cram every bit of land in the s.e full of houses.
Fuck knows why, they aren't even cheap to buy.

Why would anyone buy a property newer than 1935?

>thinking you get a choice

Also how much of this is down to the
"Immigrants doing the jobs Brits are too lazy to do" philosophy of 10 years ago?

Get cheap workers in who didn't really know what they were doing, so they just chuck sand in by the bucketload and 10 years later your house starts to collapse.

Reminder that you deserve everything that's happening right now, brits.

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britpol, more like shitpol

I'm going to be taking a course on British political history next year

Britain from 1800: The Search for Identity

What should I expect?

Class titles:
Introduction
Monarchy and Scandal: Madness and Divorce
Queen Victoria: Woman on the Throne or Albertine Monarchy?
The Industrial Revolution and its Effects
Abolition
The Poor Law and Factory Reform
Chartism and ACLL
Victorian Conservatism
Victorian Liberalism
The Irish Question
Decline of the Liberal Party and the Rise of Socialism
Empire
World War One
The Woman Question
Fascism
Abdication Crisis
World War Two
Welfare State
Post-war Conservatism and Labour
Immigration
European Union to Brexit

"It was the white males fault for being racist" in all likelihood

Why not just self-study those topics?
>not expecting liberal brainwashing

History is an easy minor

>leaf fag

expect brainwashing.

Hey guys, I'm thinking of buying an electric kettle for my dad but they aren't so popular over here. I was wondering if any of you could tell me some things to look out for when purchasing one. I can't imagine direct recommendations are possible with the plugs being different though. He's going to use it for tea so I don't think a gooseneck one is necessary no matter how much I'd like to swipe it for the occasional pour over coffee. Any tips Brits?

I bought this one for my mom last Christmas

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>no ginger brappers posted

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I don't like this evolution of the Norf meme. It no longer makes me laugh.

yeah now it reflects reality

Poor Theresa next week:

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Christmas Party tonight lads.

We have minigolf at 5pm then two hours of drinking back at the office until dinner at 8pm.

Do you think it would be rude for me to go to minigolf and then go home early? The meal is prebooked so I think my dinner's paid for already, which makes me feel guilty.

MODDDDSSS

go for a high kw probably a 3kw

Yeah don't get one with a neck like that hehe

COPE, show yourself.

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Why does Eddie have a scrotum on his forehead

Building firms employed hundreds of ***tradesmen*** from the EU

I worked with quite a few one joiner i worked with was actually a security guard who was into DIY back in the old country. The cunt as getting tradesmen rates for fuck all

BREAKING NEWS

>Police arrest three men on terror charges

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46465903

Dualit

>terror charges

Somebody called somebody a wog on twitter

Nope, they are members of the British version of Atomwaffen apparently.

In my country I am brain surgeon, here I must build house.

Total bullshitters.

Sounds like the usual jewy fit up

So... Edgy nihilist memes? Are they illegal now?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-46465903

What gets me is the cunts who employed them.

>conspiracy to inspire racial or religious hatred

This annoys me, considering how much anti-white hate there is in the UK at the moment.

George to launch the new-BNP?

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Where the fuck is that retarded virgin Neet spastic cauldron

Asleep or in a lecture

Fucking soft headed cunt lecturing me about my office politics, or even office politics in general. I’m going to invert his skull

What if we're just advanced AI?

I have a cough

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Quiet in here with O2 4G down

He's dead now.

Vodaphone still works, not that I need mobile internet.

Labour seem to be angling towards EFTA as their basic option for Brexit. Still a pile of shit but it has a clear advantage over Theresa May's plan, in that it would be possible to leave (properly) in future without having to beg the EU27. Anyone else starting to think Labour are now better than May on Brexit?

We kind of are. Don't think of intelligence as 'real' and 'artificial', think of it as organic and machine.

Labour are a mess over this, the membership want to remain, quite a few of the MPs are willing to back May's deal over no deal, Shami Chakribiti comes out with some bollocks every 12 hours that means nothing, they still want to somehow win over all these fbpe cunts whilst still not pissing off their northern voters.

Absolute mess, just go Norway / Norway + for now, there is nothing else that will get through parliament, I long for no deal but they would vote 500 MPs for extending article 50 over that.

Fookin el

I fell asleep with wet toilet tissue paper in my ear last night to block out the sound of my housemates who are awake all night. Woke up this morning with it having lodged deep in my ear and I was pretty much deaf on one side. Tried scraping it out with my nail but caused the skin to bleed. Finally got what I think is most of it out with a q-tip but I'm still pretty deaf in my right ear. Scary.

Buy some earplugs with string attached.

>are we advanced artificial intelligence
>>we are if you disregard the word artificial
>I didn’t ask if we are advanced intelligence, I specifically suggested the artificial aspect
Fucking weak attempt at 3deep5me you brainlet faggot

mate if you're still deaf by tomorrow see a doctor , did the paper have blood on it or any shit?

>T. West Brit
We are going to be shafted either way unfortunately. A remain parliament could never deliver Brexit.

Yes I need to.

The paper didn't have much blood on it no, just the q-tips did in the area where I was scratching with my long nail. Should I be worried?

Do you think he’s not aware that earplugs exist you fucking spastic? It was clearly a last resort late at night. I fucking hate the smug advice giving cunts on here
>I’m quite thirsty
>you should try drinking water
NO FUCKING SHIT YOU BRAINY CUNT I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT
literally kys

Don't be too worried yet, see what happens, if you wake up and can't hear tomorrow, then worry alot

Alright calm down dear, seems there is something else that goes inside you with string attached that you need to put in.

>gets BTFO
>diverts
Every time

Yeah you really BTFO me, I'm wounded.

Pretty rude. Should have said much earlier, when it was being organised. Why don't you want to go?

When scotland goes independent, could we swap the 500k or so english people up here for the scots that went down south? fair deal for both sides desu

Why? It was just a bit of tissue that got stuck. What should I be worried about?

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>Britain leaves the EU
>Scotland votes YES
>Scotland applies to rejoin EU
>Scotland gets flooded by the FBPE cunts

Go for it.

I'm not a doctor mate I cant give you any specifics but putting shit in your ear and then not being able to hear for a day or more would worry me, could be anything from having some still in there deeper to damaging the drum or bones I suppose

Only found out this week that dinner was at 8pm. I thought it would be golf > dinner > home, instead it's golf > hanging about for two hours > dinner.

I don't drink and I'm the quiet guy who makes everyone feel awkward so wanted to be polite but will just be the fag everyone ignores or puts up with.

i have seen a lot of english folk wanting to move up while whining about eeeeebil brexit etc. they need to be put in fuckin work camps

Acceptance is the first stage

Put them all on some rough Glasgow estate, they won't last 3 weeks.

I'm afraid that either A. The other parties will be cajoled into supporting May, or B. you stay stuck in the EU thanks to Article 50. B is the better option, at least it removes your blinders about where true sovereignty lies.

It'd probably be ruder at this point to go home then just sit around for 2 hours but you can always make an excuse to go, other commitment or something

If May's deal passes the DUP have already said they will kamikaze her government.

Glasgows soft as fuck these days, i tend to avoid it when i can. It has started to go the way of Edinburgh with all the students and little england in the west end.

FOR FUCK SAKE I CANT STAND YOU MUNDANE CUNTS
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

why would any other party support may at this point they have everything to gain and nothing to lose by weakening her

What's the roughest area in Scotland then? Always thought Glasgow was the worst with it's 58 year life expectancy and stabbings galore.

I'm saying the artificial aspect is illegitimate.
If a machine was fully intelligent and could think like us then surely the intelligence itself would be just as 'real' as ours.
Also he didn't ask 'are we', he asked 'what if we are?'

Going to greggs lads, want anything?

Aren’t the estates still rough? I stayed in westerhailes and broomhouse in Edinburgh and it’s not somewhere you’d be by choice. Same with Muirhouse. It’s just the city centre that’s softened, a lot like Liverpool as well, Toccy, Croccy and Kenny are all places you want to stay away from but the centre is just students and noodle bars

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>what if we are
Is that not asking something you daft cunt?

Thanks mate. Luckily the two hours of drinks are back in my office (there are a bunch of companies here, who will all be dancing and getting drunk etc). I've brought a book so I'll probably sit in the loos for an hour or so.

Cunt, don’t fucking lecture me again especially on shit you know nothing about

The grimmest episode of "bloke goes to fucked places by virtue of having played a hard man on telly" was the Glasgow one with the chip fat diabetic who decorated his flat with his toes

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Its a different question though.

Yes

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Sit on the loo and read for an hour then make the excuse you feel sick and don't have any interest in eating, might work if they think you've been in there queasy the whole time

Ross Kemp in Afghan was genuine. That cunt was really getting shot at and that cunt has likely seen more action than the majority of individuals in ISAF

>gets BTFO
>diverts into semantics
Every time

cannae wait until you're sacked

not my fault your new manager is a don

I would say in comparison to the centre its rough, but still not as bad as say even 10 years ago. When im in Glasgow im usually in Dennistoun so i dont really know about the other bits. Though this is from the viewpoint of someone from Ayrshire out in the fuckin boonies kek

You literally don’t understand the first thing about the working world

tbf this is pretty clearly personally inciting violence against harry, which has been illegal long before modern hate speech laws. Not saying he was wrong about making the image , he should have been more careful about it

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