Paris vlog day#2

Explain yourself frogs?

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If you want to feel the vibe of paris just walk through Boulevard Sebastopol.

>Rue du petit carreau

The neighborhood you are right now is called "Le Santier" it's an old jewish merchant place and it's also know as the gay zone, just like "Le marrais" (the swamp) south of this place

Oh, shit i fucked up, but its so clean here is it bc of the Joos and Homogays?

Thanks ill go through there on the way back

Yes it's all good but don't waster your time and take a damn tourist map.

What I mean is that you're going to see the transition from "Real paris" to "Africanised Paris" on that same boulevard.
At the frist KFC you see on that street you'll begin to see all the nig nogs on the sidewalk doing nothing but giving flyer for nighairdressers and also casually smelling bad

>gay zone
>France
Seems a little redundant.

(you)

I saw that already at the bottom of this street, somalis sleeping on the floor, praying and randomly screaming

Thanks for the info bro

Ive seen more gays in hamburg than here for now

That's because they are not outside yet.

Come back a 10pm and cover your manhole, you never know

Post more pics, also many shitskins/niggers here?

Hahah

What does the billboard say?

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>Léo loves to have Teddy sleep on him every night

Léo is a guy name and Teddy is Teddy Rin, 10 time World champion of Judo

Yep theyre everywhere, i will

Leo loves Teddy's lying on him.

>nig nogs on the sidewalk doing nothing but giving flyer for nighairdresser
There was a street like that, I think it's Boulevard Magenta, near Gare de l'Est. 90% niggers and I was, "why the fuck would they have so many hairdressers?"

Infront of Louvre

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Wow fucking based european culture and shit

Going inside Louvre will post after if the thread is up!

bump

best thread

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Why dont you have a french flag if you're there?

Dont know

Who are these guys in front of louvre?

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What do you think the somali is doing! Thats right husslin!

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Does that sign say no shirts saying "I love Paris"?

Wait nevermind, misread it. I'm tired.

Vigipirate guys, they're patrolling

yep it is
*slap*

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les vulcans looks like a nice little spot.

He looks like a student part of the group.

Anyway enjoy your autistic tour of Paris. I hope you'll AT LEAST have the balls to be part of the protest and not hide in your hotel room commenting on Jow Forums.

He and his pal to the right are husslin tickets to everbody i been watching them for a while and theres no Blacks inside the museum

Post pics, I'm liking your thread, OP

imagine actually eating that

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Im inside, nothing much going on, no blacks inside...wondering why?

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Ill try and post after i get out of here if the thred is still up

fucking tourists buying from street sellers, if some of them wasn't so stupid those "vendors" would stop coming back.

Agreed, so many people even just start talkibg to them instead ignoring them!

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10 CRS (who are they) vans passing by Louvre....happening?

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Looks like it

Qt french police lady

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high school muslims are chimping out around paris maybe it's to go there and help other cops.
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Who are they?

Compagnies Républicaines de Sécurité
Riot cops

Hah! I know exactly where that picture is. Right above that CIC bank is a plaque marking part of Louis Pilippe's enceinte. Fucking love Paris!!

Probably, i here sirens all over city

Yeah, Paris is a bit of a no-go zone. If you're to stay until the week-end, stay safe. Mind doing something for me? Enter a bakery and ask for a "chocolatine" instead of a "Pain au chocolat"

oh jesus not my Tintin

Why ask for "chocolatine" instead of "pain au chocolat"? Some nigger's gonna sperg?

Shhht. Just do it. You don't risk anything but a weird look.

oh so you guys have autistic fights over the name of food, too

Yeah

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Okay will try if I go into one!

Im leaving on saturday hopefully bf it blows up!

Hahah

Make sure to remember his expression when a foreigner asks for something that is deemed to be a grammacial atrocity for Parisians.

Whats with the gayass croswalk?

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lol based french slap poster.. ive seen you before

>chocolate cock
You can have wallonia.

blacks are never in museums.
nope, not even Quai Branly

>Whats with the gayass croswalk?
>le Marais
simply epic

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All frogs must boil

Reminds me of SF

Gay neighborhood
kek

>Croissant au chocolat.

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You're in the gay part of paris. All the tv hosts and hipsters cucks live there.
It's like a tiny san francisco

That's because they can't take big strides and only hit the black because the black hit them and punished their sphincter s.
It's a mincing lane.

Stuffing myself with macarons in gayass part of Paris!

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Thanks, know any good restaurants here?

I remember the Seine as a piss stinking flow

I remember french bakeries
Some of the best moments in the case of taste

The only thing I know about it is a restaurant called tata burger that makes penis shaped burgers but I just walked through the neighbourhood, i never ate anything in this part of paris

good lord the police there must be stretched so thin.

it would be the perfect time for a well planned museum heist.

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They made Tintin gay. They made him gay.

Actually theyre all over center of Paris not sure for other parts

Haha yes they did

Thanks for the tip!

Doesnt stink at all

I was at the Notre dame, next to the Seine
I went inside a restaurant because it was so bad

Any good tios for franch snacks like chips or something or where i can buy them?

Best snacks are "Monaco", made by Belin. Cheese crackers

Addendum: you can literally buy them at every grocery store

Pour moi c'est le pain au chocolat aux amandes.

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Miam! We have this one here as well, on top of regular chocolatines.

If you want to get some good beer, grab some here.

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As a Parisian I'm laughing my ass off, this thread is great

Get out b4 u get Allah snackbar’d