Avenatti divorce a warning for all men. Never get married

So the Trump curse continues.

If you haven't gone MGTOW yet, you are clinically fucking retarded.

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Basta

How much money can a lawyer like him make in a month?

$160k-ish

i bet she was a mad ride when she was younger and they were courting.

lol @ thinking that amount matters at all to him, the man is worth 20mil+. This is the equivalent of being worth $100,000, and having to pay 18 bucks a month.

Neing worth 20 millipn dollars doesn't mean he currently makes that much though
Top kek this guy is fucked

>Never get married.
also never have kids
die childless ftw

>rubs hands

Creepy Porn Lawyer deserves every bad thing that happens to him.

Unless he goes after god-emperor Trump. The curse is real.

>Gambling half your assets and income on the whims of a woman
>Not traveling the world in your youth and spreading your seed far and wide.

There many celebrities that are being bled dry by their ex wives.

> (You)
>>Gambling half your assets and income on the whims of a woman
>>Not traveling the world in your youth and spreading your seed far and wide.
the fatherless boys become niggers
just marry well for a family, and not for sex, like avenatti ,see escorts if necessary

Men should just murder their wives in these situations. That happens enough times the law will eventually change to stop fucking over men for marriages that fail the majority of the time because the wife has unrealistic expectations or whatever her woman issue is. I'm sure everyone (well maybe not on/pol/) has had a girlfriend or two that just expects the most ridiculous shit from the relationship and takes it out on you for not being some type superhuman with nothing better to do than cater to her every fucking whim. I'd imagine they don't change much after you marry them either.

My sister got lucky, married a yuppie
Took him for all he was worth
Now she's a swinger dating a singer
I can't decide which is worse

[Chorus:]
But not me baby, I've got you to save me
Oh yer so bad, best thing I ever had
In a world gone mad, yer so bad

My sister's ex-husband can't get no lovin'
Walks around dog-faced and hurt
Now he's got nothin', head in the oven
I can't decide which is worse

[Chorus]

Rip Tom Petty

wouldn't a Prenup prevent such shit?
if you so desperatly need to fuck that roastie that you forget how to protect yourself...

it's like going on holiday in syria and then being surprised that some goatfuckers hang you.

Bring back arranged marriages and make it community based simple

There really isn't any justification why spousal and child support should go beyond what is economically necessary for a stable life style. Why should you be entitled to a luxurious lifestyle for all eternity just because you were married to a rich person for a year?

Prenups are dead. The whore will cry in court about how she missed out of her huge career that would have been worth billions, and the judge will steal your money

I plan on getting married as soon as I can. But it will only be a legitimate marriage. Those you can't file a divorce to get out of, and there's no division of assets or spouse support in case of a breakup. If people would just stick to the simple rules of Christianity like the ten commandments and this wouldn't ever happen. Get married in the Church, not the state. If you have a marriage license you deserve any ills that come your way. You put a false idol(government) before God.

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huh ... well then.
i'm old fashioned. A Contract is a Contract.. but okay.

Uhhhhh
20m / 150k = 133
100k / 18 = 5555

You're off by a factor of 41, and that's assuming net worth = bank account (it isn't)

He's fuckdd

>not being NEET and marrying a girl with a job to support you

A contract signed under pressure / coercion is made invalid in any/every court

The woman can conjure their tears saying if i did not sign he would not marry

And because the female is classed together with children the prenup will therefore be voided

How does this asshole have so much money? Isn't he just some clown lawyer or something.

i agree
but there sureley would be a way where you can prove that there has been no pressure somehow.

but yeah, buy a hooker instead of a wife, it's much cheaper and you can switch the Pussy when you are bored.

I just remember Antonio Banderas' divorce. He was married for decades with Melaine Griffith, he stayed at her side at the worst moments of her heroine addiction. All this for what? To pay $ 65k/month in alimony.

latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-melanie-griffith-antonio-banderas-divorce-finalized-20151208-story.html

Thank godness I live in a country that man only has to pay alimony to women if he is one of those bigots who didn't left his ex-wife work.

You’re seriously underestimating the power of the judicial system to recognize your marriage despite the fact you don’t register it at the county clerks office.

Do sign a pre-nupcial contract.

Prenups only protect what you have PRE marriage.They get thrown away all the time.

Digits will confirm the CPL will file for bankruptcy before Trump's first term ends.

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retrying

Funny, I was just thinking the same thing.

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>Thank godness I live in a country that...
stfu. u live in brazil, a shit-tier country

nice, kek

When all said and done, he still paid for it

I agree with you bro.

You forget that the state is getting it's cut from all this too. The state has a built in incentive to take your wealth and it will only get worse as corruption, waste and inefficiency of governnent will make it necessary for them to steal as much as possible. Don't give them the opportunity to do it.

Only reason the dude got fucked is cause he is an ideological cuckold. #Believeallwomen Properly vetting for the thousand cock stare and a women's relationship with her father keeps you from giving beta bucks.

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Now THAT is a thot I can get behind, if you know what I mean. "Let's spend his money together, honey baby sugar tits."

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Because I will never be wealthy. A woman cannot get used to a certain lifestyle with me because she'd most likely earn as much or more than me. I don't want to be wealthy. I just want to pursue my hobbies.

If I get fucked by the courts I'd just tell them to go fuck themselves, burn all my stuff, and laugh my way into prison.

Imagine thinking this way and thinking it’s okay

Lolololol, looks like my ex-girlfriend except she was blond. If they are the same at all, wild ride; but you gotta be retarded to take the bait. Next dude to date her knocked her up, divorce and she took all the money.

I don't know how these smart guys never see it coming.

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Maybe don’t marry a gold digging Manhattan socialite

that bitch he divorced has the Earthworm Jim sheen to her half double chin

Avenuisance doesn't know how to work his hands here on Earth, or else he wouldn't owe the IRS genuine millions, wouldn't have been arrested for smacking some bitch up, wouldn't have lost Stormey's case even after she herself said she didn't want to push for a fight, wouldn't wouldn't be digging himself a huge hole for himself to be flung into by ulterior circumstance, to say nothing of his presidential delusions of grandeur

You don't have to be stupid to marry

You have to be stupid to marry a thot

My wife would never screw me like that simply because she isnt a thot. And moreover, her parents would never approve of such behavior

Thots happen when parents are shitty or non existent

>Melaine Griffith
>That face

I feel a desperate need for a quick rundown.

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at least he fucked a young and very hot Selma Hayek.

The guys are not that smart, or they think the blow jobs are never-ending. The girl is just setting the hook.

that hairline :(
she needs hairclub for men.

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I mean yeah, you're right that no one deserves this kind of shit, but it's impossible for me to feel the least bit of sympathy for this prick. I'm willing to bet he's done far worse to many more people than we'll ever hear about (in addition to the shit we have heard about).
tl;dr - Fuck him. Karma's a cunt.

Yeah, as much as I hate the fucker, I have principles and I just can't support this bullshit.

It is absolutely insane that a man has to maintain a women's lifestyle without actually being with her.

>remember that fat bitch you fucked 7 years ago when you were drunk? She needs you to maintain her lifestyle
Is this where we are headed?

But really, why should any man be responsible for maintaining a lifestyle of a woman he is no longer with? Paying child support I understand, but as long as the child is supported that should be the end of the man's obligations.

If a woman wants to maintain a lifestyle then she should keep her man happy or find another man who can support her lifestyle.

Just look at her face. CPL owes her more money *each month* than most of us make in a year. I despise the fucker for the shit he does, but dammit if that piece of shit doesn't basically need to rob major banks every day just to pay his ex support.

pics or it didn't happen...

either way this is the trump curse. this dude is total lefty shill and had it coming.
you should watch the side by side of him and Kavanaugh denying rape/violence accusations

>caring about liberals
You have to go back

Have fun filing jointly during tax time without a marriage license. You end up giving more to the government for being a toolbox. You married her so you might as well get the dependent writeoff.

One more

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well, she wont be getting any work with that face. she definitely answered the call.

Why would any father let his daughter marry a man who is worried about their marriage breaking up?

>Biblical Reasons Why I Support Marriage Licenses

youtube.com/watch?v=Rlyr9yKPM7Q

That’s what you get for marrying a Klingon

Since when do you have to include the marriage license on your taxes? Just add their SSN to the form. Done.

All men are worried about that shit.

I am not worried
Why should I be?

Reroll

$200,000 USD a month for the privilege of not being allowed to fuck your ex wife

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>How Luxembourg's Prince Louis enjoys six holidays a year and a rent-free Paris flat but can only pay his ex £75-a-week for each of his children because his parents 'pay' him 'just' £35,000-a-year
>Royal couple from tiny European country had long-running legal battle over split
>Judge found the Prince's royal family could not be forced to pay his ex-wife
>Prince is ordered to pay £75-a-week maintenance for each of his two sons
>Judgement reveals lavish lifestyle enjoyed by the royal at his parents' expense

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6466895/Prince-Louis-Luxembourgs-financial-predicament-laid-bare-divorce-judgement.html

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Nitpicking, but it's Salma. Selma is from the Simpsons.

Kek has spoken

....ohh you dumb poor fuck

AWALT, user

the prospect of financial rape is not worrisome if and only if you have nothing to lose and the thought of forced enslavement strikes you as appealing.
> but she'd never do that to me!!
famous last words, my nigger.

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your daughter will be a whore, molymeme, i know its you

remember this

Why in the fuck is child support 38k a month

>famous last words, my nigger.
of who?

dumb cunt should not have initiated the divorce.
She had a good thing going. Should have kept her tongue in check and kept the blow jobs going.
Now she can get some african-tier child care with that $100/week.

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>Michael Avenatti owes $37,897 per month in child support and $124,398 per month in spousal support to this THOT backdated from Jan 1st.

Don't forget that if he doesn't pay up that he will be shamed as a dead beat daddy.

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anyone stupid enough to think that women wont change over time and that divorce isnt a possibility.

>imagine thinking it's okay to resist an oppressive system and refuse to reward those who support it
Imagine being as big a faggot as you are

financial rape is a thing.

>women wont change over time
They dont change over time
I guarantee the warning signs were there before but the man was too busy fornicating with her to notice them

$160,000 per month? Seems a little high.
You aren’t very good at maths are you?
Also why would he be worth 20 mil?
Fuck I know aristocrat businessmen who aren’t worth that (£15,000,000).

Creepy broke lawyer

Ruff ruff

That is a lot of money.