>How DARE you not eat this disgusting canned fish that smells like an open sewage line!
>you milenials are too fucking lazy to open a can
>YOU'RE PUTTING PEOPLE OUT OF WORK!
>when I was your age tuna sandwiches is all I ate!
>you commit mass shootings because you don't eat tuna!
Why are boomers so pissed off at younger generations for rejecting the canned jew?
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I like a tuna fish sammich
Swiss cheese, tomato, big slice of onion.
Comfy lunch.
Fuckin right. I like my tuna with a little celery cut up in it
>an obnoxious...
Whatever happened to office trolling?
I like canned tuna, but I don't eat it because of the chemicals and salt content.
At the most, you should only be eating 1 or 2 small cans a week of tuna.
I think staples like canned tuna became big because of the cold war.
>Tuna smells like sewage
You've never worked on a sewer before.
This is about convenience. Millenials are too incompetent to open a can of tuna. They prefer spending $15 on a lunch and then crying about how broke they are and need a roommate for their 300 square foot boarding room.
Never tasted tuna in my life. Is it worth a shot?
When I was an amateur body builder, I ate over 3 cans of tuna a day. It's not that bad for you. At least starkist or bumblebee. I honestly think canned tuna makes you dick fatter too
mercury.
Sage shill threads.
Main happening thread.
Kind of tastes and smells like dog food imo. Some people like it though, it's worth a try before tuna stocks are driven to extinction I guess.
lil celery
Diced red onion
Some tarragon
lil pinch of lemon rind
Cracked pepper
Diced boiled egg
Tuna is amazing tho.
>not eating a meal that's easy AF to eat, has loads of protein and very little fat
OP and his likes are basedboys.
Saged
>eating a food notorious for high mercury content
inb4 "eating mercury doesn't affect you"
I eat mostly skipjack and don't eat it every day either. It doesn't do shit.
reality says otherwise. Just because you don't feel like you are brain damaged doesn't mean it isn't impairing your functioning slightly.
canned tuna is dogshit, it feels like lumps of soggy sawdust in your mouth as you chew.
the will of the people has been heard, tuna is out, now let the free market work
>reality says otherwise
Reality is literally all my previous post was about, and your absense of reading comprehension won't change that. Stop being semi-literate. The FDA-approved crap you eat every day is much worse than a can of tuna 3-4 times a week. Get real.
Fuck tuna. Sardines are /ourfish/
I used to eat tuna sandwiches a lot and made them myself as a kid. This is pretty much meme news just like the article that says most Millennials have never tried a Big Mac.
For me, it's mackarel with tomato sauce.
It taste fucking awful and is not cheap
i'm not allergic to mercury
i eat between 3 and 4 420g tins a week. usually i turn it into a quick hot curry onto of veggies with some feta. other times it's straight out of the tin in between Greek salads. it's my staple. when i was backpacking, i used to whack half a tin in a bowl of instant beef noodle with the flavour satchet and some tobaasco sauce- tuna noodle soup- was absolutely amazing. VERY high in protein and perfect for Jow Forums and /ck too if you're not retarded. it's cheap too. those 420g tins are only 2.8 dollarydoos and the oil inside is perfect for the onion base for the curry.
Fresh fish is always better than canned fish.
>Never tasted tuna in my life. Is it worth a shot?
it's good.
and if you want a shot, travel East.
>Open office plans
A lot worse than tuna! Crap I hate the open office setup. Worst fucking idea ever. Kills productivity like nothing before.
I'm content with tuna, bread, feta and a bit of lemon in the can. It's a versatile food nevertheless and it costs very cheap around here too.
>tabasco sauce
based.
>eat a ton of tuna
>poison yourself with mercury
>start hallucinating that your dick gets fatter
>hallucinating so much you uironically use black lives matter flag
Oofda!
>must be muh open office plans
Journalists are bougie fucks that have no idea what most peoples lives are like
i know right? i couldn't live without. tinned tuna is like Spam before anybody knew anything about nutrition. 4 days a week is tuna, 2 of those days it's cold from the can with Greek salads. feta is amazing too senpai. part of my diet was getting fit and the easiest way it to look at the diets of fit euros considering my genes and Greek food always hits that mark.
Fried egg sandwich > Tuna
It's funny because many big newspaper outlets shit on open-office plans a lot.
How do you factor genes in nutrition?
t. 40% bodyfat
It's cool just not an everyday lunch item. And not at work for the love of god.
Tobasco is sadly expensive here. a often times i make a cheaper alternative using chilli and onion powder mixed into a paste with vinegar. i do this when i run out and have to wait a week until my next shopping day. it's tastes decent senpai but i sure prefer the Tabasco
Why the fuck do boomers bitch about millennial for the dumbest fucking reasons? They could be writing articles about how that generation of degenerates have opened the floodgates for an invasions of shitskins into every decent country, or how they’re so laughably retarded they can’t fogure out which sex they are, or how they are overwhelmingly under-employed wastes of skin that spend their time (and parent’s money) doing drugs and spreading STD’s.
But no, it’s just article after article complaining that they don’t eat tuna, or mayo, or pay for cable. Maddening.
I buy low-sodium tuna for my cat, he loves that shit
It does smell worse than his cat food though
>How do you factor genes in nutrition?
good question...really good question. i just wish i had a definitive answer. i guess i've seen the avg body type in Europe and Asia and trying to understand what i SHOULD be eating i guess. i figure my ancestors survived long enough on their diets so why shouldn't i? reckon there wasn't a burger king back then so why should i change. holy fuck dude, i know there is a better answer but i dont have it because its 2:30am and my brain is full of fuck.
Baby Boomers (who you are posting about) are NOT 'boomers' (the meme that refers to Monster drinking 80's lamenting gen x'ers).
Can we get it straight that Baby Boomers are the ones who fucked up everything and continue to do so, and that Gen Xers are in the same boat as the rest of us?
Reborted for sebual habassment
>he smell raped me to establish his dominance.
I got you pham no worries.
Im a Zoomer that likes tuna, havent had it in over 5 years though
Louisiana here, sorry for your loss bro tobasco is god tier
srsly got my thinking tho. i chose Greek salads in particular because i like them, hell i eat them at least six meals a week- it's healthy as fuck and with the massive protein in tuna i can eat them both and lift and not feel hungry thus staving off looking for a quick carb snack. i also read that the diet there in Greece among rural folk was A grade with a massive drop in heart attacks that as an Anglo i'll have to watch out for. that and the Anglo body shape that is to be avoided at all cost kek.
oily tinned tuna and ramen in a bowl. add beef flavor and Tabasco. fill with boiling water and eat while it's still crunchy. you're welcome mate.
>Wow I never bought my kid canned tuna and now I mock them for never eating it
Boomers gonna boomer...
That sounds so autistic it might be good. Fuckin aussie man. Ran into a couple of y'all on bourbon a few weeks ago, 10/10 tier people
>the diet there in Greece among rural folk was A grade
That's right, the diversity and quality of our rural food is something I can't get my head around, even as a Greek. And even among Greeks, Cretan diet was exceptionally praised. I have to try to follow it myself too, too much meat isn't good.
kek thanks mate. Aussies are what would happen if England and Texas had a baby. tbf a Dutchman showed me that recipe while we were backpacking. changed my life.
I love tuna because it's so fucking convenient. Especially the cans that come with a ready made sauce, you can just microwave the contents, cook some pasta to go with it and you'll have a ready meal in like 5 minutes that costs less than 2 euros to make.
>eating canned tuna
>when canned salmon is readily available and almost as cheap
Are boomers masochists?
Also
>eating fish you didn't catch yourself
An egg only has 78 calories and its all fat and protein. Far less processed garbage too
I stopped buying tuna bc it used to be a cheap lunch option, 1 can for 75cents, now its like $1.95 per can, fuck that
you got it mate. for me it was to know my deficiencies and at least 4 days a week is fish, usually tuna. sometimes 5 if i see some good cod. i live trying to be healthy, fit, a little tired and a little angry. want an instant red pill? when i started to change my diet i decide to try a cold shower in the morning. i stopped being a cuck that day. i literally went from "i'm sorry baby i'll make it up to you" to "get out of my house and kill yourself cunt" after one week of rural Greek diet and cold showers i was an angry fucking predator.
stop being comfy.
>tarragon
And heeere's the faggot
It probably has more to do with how fucking high in mercury and other heavy metals tuna is, along with it's conservation status and the environmental ramifications of Chinks killing half of the ocean trying to get tuna on their boats. Personally, I took the Sardinepill years ago. Lower on the food chain means lower in pollutants, plus a savory taste and great omega-3 fatty acid complex.
Boomer irl
>be a boomer
>get handed insane amounts of wealth on a silver platter
>do drugs, fuck, wear headbands
>sell jobs overseas because you want fatter pension, more ROI
>shit out kids
>hate own kids
>kick kids out at 18
>bitch at kids for not having jobs
>shackle kids with heavy SS taxes because your pensions and dividends don't pay enough for your hedonistic lifestyle
>reverse mortgage home for even more shekels to piss away
>kids are homeless and living in van
>bitch at kids some more
>kids stop working and exterminate all baby boomers
>profit
Day of the pillow is coming
millenials are all about those sardines
>eating meat with low fat content
Get a load of this faggot. You need fat to mitigate the spike in insulin and absorb the protein properly. Plus fat has all the nutrients the animal stores
pillow-chan will avenge generation X being cast aside by their selfish drugged up boomer parents
KYS that's the worst hot sauce. Fucking disgusting
Went to college years ago, and lived in the dorm. Guy down the hall only ate canned tuna and would leave the empty cans piled up in his room. Everyone starts giving him shit about it and when asked why he only eats tuna he tells us cause it tastes like pussy. Early on in the semester we had a safe sex talk in the dorm where they told students where to find condoms. RA giving talks asks if anyone has any questions, Tuna Guy asks why blacks have bigger dicks. Room goes silent and everyone just starts to leave. People would beat on his door until he came out screaming like a madmen, then the hall would chant tuna, tuna until he slammed the door shut. He used to 'wash' his clothes by spraying them with Fabreeze.
It's like salty bland tender chicken. Good for using as the primary content to be flavored by something else. I prefer salmon because I actually like fish.
Wait what's wrong with can tuna? It's not bad tasting and has lotsa protons.
pussy only smells like tuna if it's unwashed and full of rancid jizz. essentially he likes the taste of rancid jizz.
If your tuna smells your doing it wrong.
Canned tuna is delicious but it smells like straight ass.
xoomer here, I have always hated tuna, even more so when I think that you could get sick from it if it isn't handled properly. And it stinks.
Boomers flat out hate us. They ruined our economy and countries and millennials just sit their and take it.
Boomers deserve to get holocausted. I'm sick of these fat, self-righteous, cowardly, narcissistic selfish, selfish, SELFISH degenerates ruining everything and then shitting on us for it. They need to be exterminated like the redundant, cancerous, fat fucking tumor that they are.
>MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING X
>MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING Y
>MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING Z
Wait til they start going to nursing homes.
>you could get sick from it if it isn't handled properly
try cooking it.
>And it stinks.
so?
Amen man. I have boomer relatives I wouldn't hesitate to ship off to some concentration camp when the time comes.
I feel no love for any of my relatives.
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What a bunch of fucking plebs you assholes turned out to be.
Tuna never got anywhere near pussy.
I came back to the hall drunk one night and wanted to crash for an early class. Someone was playing loud music. Stick my head out the door to find out who it is, of course someone blames Tuna Guy. I'm so mad at him over the smell of cans already I storm over and start kicking the shit out of his door. He comes out waving a knife, he only used a knife to eat the tuna for some reason. I was drunk and mad I shoved him down, went back to my room and grabbed a dowel rod out of the closet. At this point I am ranting so loudly about my grievances with Tuna Guy the everyone opens their door in time to see me start to beat him with the rod. Only got a few swings in before they pull me off and inform me he wasn't even the one playing the loud music. He apologized to me the next day. Shortly after the RA forced him out of our hall because of the smell coming from his room, the next guy living there could not get rid of it and would burn scented candles non-stop.
. . . good fucking god, almighty.
boomers know they will be remembered as the generation that lived at the pinnacle of human achievement and they squandered it all for their own narcissism and materialism. they're now trying desperately to make it seem like millenials are to blame for the world going to shit, but they know we all know it was them. can't wait til they're all fucking dead.
Hey, you gotta pander to boomers somehow.
I don’t like the smell, but fuck you anyways
>They could be writing articles about how that generation of degenerates have opened the floodgates for an invasions of shitskins into every decent country, or how they’re so laughably retarded they can’t fogure out which sex they are,
boomers are the ones who opened the floodgates and gender theory was created by a boomer professor in 1981
i love how all of these boil down to
>WHY AREN'T MILLENIALS BUYING SHIT THEY DON'T NEED
>nigger
>likes tuna
that isnt tuna
Canned tuna is fucking awesome, sometimes I eat it right out of the can.
Bonus when you own cats, get a dose of HNNNNNG!
Canned chicken is the true redpill, same Protien and convenience, no dirty pussy smell and no mercury
even Alex Jones is hopping on the hatewagon because 70% of millenials want socialism or fascism