I’m thinking of becoming a CIA nigger

>Be as honest as you can with your interviewer. If you have ever been a member of right wing movements, or expressed right wing views, they'll want an explanation. Instead of deleting your comments, go dark for a few years and tell them you grew out of it.
So I need to be a share blue faggot to join? I thought they didn’t have political stances?

Well your best bet right now is to join the Marines. That will go 150% toward your resume.

I get letters in the mail once a month asking if I will be a translator for the company and letters every 6 months saying that their background check database for class was breached by the chinese and that my information was stolen, yet again.

Dependency’s?
Drug usage?
Trolling the internet?
Physically weak?
Mentally slow?
Unable to keep secrets?
No military experience?
No masters degree or PhD?
No years of experience?

Let me just fucking tell you something pal. They don’t want you and even if they did you wouldn’t make the fucking cut.

Let’s talk about how you sign a contract that if you reveal confidential or top secret information then you can face 20 plus years in prison. Thanks Snowden.

Is a g11 pay good enough for you? Because that’s likely they most you’ll ever see.

Do you like living in a high concentration area with high rent and little time to enjoy your overpriced home?

You are a NEET and you always will be. Girls don’t want you and the cia certainly does not.

I know I give telemarketers their phone number.

Nice copypasta mutt

do it

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>Dependency’s?
None
>Drug usage?
None
>Trolling the internet?
100% garuntee they’ll never find out
>Physically weak?
No
>Mentally slow?
Highest grades at my school(s)
>Unable to keep secrets?
No
>No military experience?
Yes
>No masters degree or PhD
Masters in computer in Computer Engineering and I minored in Russian and Political Science
>No years of experience?
If by this you mean CIA experience, then obviously I don’t have any.

>tfw I spent time of my life to reply to a copypasta
Jfc

They only hire Muslims

DHS is better, you won't have to do evil things in DHS. In CIA you'll have to undermine american interests for Democrats.
In CIA they'll order you to do some bad things, then later when the administration changes they'll blackmail you into continuing to do those bad things.
Like
>you'll need to fuck those underage girls to earn the trust of the pedesto brothers and Hillary, that's an order
Now you've just become a CIA hillary Pedesto asset.
your next order from the Hillarys would be to fool some dude on doctor prescribed mind altering drugs to shoot up a school. Then they will kill you afterwards if you show even a hint of protest.
I'm not even joking, this is exactly how it works in CIA.

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Posying here is an almost instant disqualification, fucking retard.

>I'm not even joking, this is exactly how it works in CIA.
H-how about the FBI then?

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I’m not on my internet ever when I come here

user, if you ever become a CIA nigger, can you leak us some info about the Las Vegas shooting, the Oklahoma City bombing....etc.

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Still Muslim... even the subcontractors are sjw

Doesn't really matter where you're posting from. But you should already know that having a degree in computer engineering and all. Right, user?

Here's your orientation on your first day, bro.

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DHS IMO is the only American security service that will survive what is coming.

It isnt.

I do

The simpsons even made a "joke" about it in one of their recent episodes.
notice how their jokes turn out true?

You have a clip? I'm interested in seeing it.

It was obviously him.
Dumbass.

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Same here

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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He’s a Jew so that helps him out a bit

Was this from one of Hillary’s emails?

Someone watched too many spy movies... If you have an occupation - you will be doing the same but for lesser pay. It's the same boring day to day office job in a building with slightly higher security, that's all.

See &

This. Ads are up on Usajobs right now. Pass the exam and poly and you are in. Pretty good gig, to be honest.

We have CIA agents in the thread. Maybe they can act as your references, OP.

>user, why did you reply to that copypasta on that day? You knew it was a copypasta and you replied. You're not welcome at the CIA

It's over for you user.

>too many spy movies
This probably had something to do with it, but I do know what they do.
>118k for a Foreign Language Instructor
Doesn’t seem too bad honestly, but yea it is less than what I make.

Baste

>Why did you fall for that KGB bait when you knew it was bait?
I can see it now

Do you have to get lightly MKULTRA'd to be a CIAposter?

Other benefits make up for it. Housing, school etc. Won’t go into detail, but never listen to Pol on this. Nothing really nefarious happening.

There are no secrets

never forget where you came from, the legend of fbianon continues

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How are you going to enter the magic kingdom sane?

That wont work.

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use the original post on Jow Forums to decrypt the message above

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a dead end office job that makes you do shit you don't want to

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Remote viewing isnt a free service.

You pay top dollar or leave

Just kidding aliens are a psy op

nah dude they farm us for prime jizz to make hybrids

You are going to read foreign newspapers and government reports on wheat production.

eh ok

reptilians are assholes for the most part desu

What makes you think so?

cuz they got me fired from my job cuz i wouldnt give up my jizz

Well dont annoy them,

which you are.

i never annoyed them they just got pissed at me because my proposed invention was what they were making

>user was draco the whole time

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All that chat is a bit low brow.

which pisses me off, because i would have worked for them, but they just want my DNA to clone me and have it all for themselves with a slave version of me

how is that low brow?

also can u help me decode that picture

Agreed. DHS and ICE

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March the institutions, user. We will be victorious.

Just strikes me as a bit common that kind of language. Coarse.

Anyway you cannot clone RH- Blood. It was cloned long ago.

be very careful which side you work for

you don't want to be with the glowers, try and join a patriotic section

ehh i can use coarse language when i want or use high brow when i want. depends on situation.
also
>you cannot clone rh-blood
>rh minus blood was cloned
seeing a bit of a contradiction there. of course i personally cant clone rh negative, but i assume youre using the second person as the third person

Well you would need to know the genetic harmonic resonance of the sequencing wouldnt you.

Well you literally just disqualified yourself from the NSA

i mean, either that or you wouldnt. more than one way to skin a cat

If you say so.

17th angstrong

im really not a professional cloner. i could be, perhaps, but i'd need the proper training. the real question is why you brought up RH- blood

Well because the CIA, Stanford, Harvard and McGills study it.

Chromosome 17 is unusual among the human chromosomes in many respects. It is the largest human autosome with orthology to only a single mouse chromosome1, mapping entirely to the distal half of mouse chromosome

Comparison of the orthologous regions reveals striking differences. In contrast to the typical pattern seen in mammalian evolution
Thanks for the tip Satan

just kidding.

the human sequence has undergone extensive intrachromosomal rearrangement, whereas the mouse sequence has been remarkably stable.

damn the Canadian knows more about the CIA than the actual CIA

WOWOowowowowowOWOwoWOww

For security clearance they will do interviews and shit with your friends and family. If they tell them you are an autistic neet Jow Forums poster your chances of getting in might be jepordized, or improved who knows. Also they probably have on some lists already based on your internet usage which they will draw on for the clearance process.

yea our DNA is fiddled with by reptilians, they fucking love our DNA

Do sharks like the taste of CIA nigger meat?

Ah cloning is easy shit. Koreans are just as good as Reptilians in that respect. However Somatic Cell Fusion is another thing. Kind of the Dark Art of Genetic Engineering.

heh not sure about that

well what are you sure about

I am sure that ancestral knowledge is stored in DNA and has certain timers for spontaneous evolution when certain factors meet, like a catalytic convertor

Yea user, just step right up and sell your soul. Who would want constitutional rights and protections anyways?
>really they aren't people, and they are not entitled to any protections or rights. When the time comes they will be gassed, squashed, and set ablaze for the insects that they are.

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so reptilians want our DNA to tap into our akashic records?

I dont call them that, I dont like that term at all.

I hate that term, a lot.

what do you call them?

Is having nails that grow within two days a sign of Reptilian Blood? I'm A+ but there's several traits such as my central ridge at the back of my head that people find weird.

akashic records or reptilians

The Queens Chamber

eh, you could pick any part of yourself and convince yourself you were different. nails grow every day