Trump fails to recite the Apostle's Creed

What did he mean by this?

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fuck the creed

rocky was tight tho

He's a templar

the creed is not Biblical and Trump would not cite a Catholic poem.

It means he's not that good at reading. /thread. Yawn sleepy.

This

Did he accidentally recite the assassin's creed instead?

He simply doesn’t know it

Neocon travesty!!

Even if it's Catholic, which part is against Christianity?

He can't read.

The name "apostle's creed" because it has nothing to do with the apostles, and when it says "I believe in the holy catholic Church,
the communion of saints". Trump is against this because he is not Catholic.

>top ten reasons why jesus is totally an aids ridden antifa vegan homo
>HOLY SHIT TRUMP HASN'T MEMORIZED A SOMEWHAT OBSCURE PRAYER. WE CARE ABOUT RELIGIOUS SANCTITY NOW FOR SOME REASON!!!!!

This is the kind of shit that makes me love the guy. He doesn't care about this indoctrination chant, probably is against it, and did the right thing by not following-suit with the criminals surrounding him.

Dumbass. Catholic means "universal". The apostles creed is the basic test to see who's part of the global group of Christians and who is a heretic.

Even lutherans, who are the opposite of catholic, say it. Open up a history book you snownigger.

That’s it, next time im voting for the satanic child molesters instead

Yeah Lutherans say it because they believe they are the "real" Catholic church. And the Bible is completely against this "catholic" garbage -- it's found 0 times in the Bible. Search it for yourself: biblegateway.com/

very simple, its not in the bible
anything not in the bible can be pleasant and even accurate, but it can also be used to wipe your ass

To err is human?
What do you think OP?

>leftists are upset at Trump's lack of religious participation
Somehow I doubt they are being honest.

>What did he mean by this?
He knows Bush is going straight to hell for squandering the USSR collapse and our golden age... for globalist treason.

Many many Protestants denominations do not recite it, most of it is found in their beliefs but it isn’t their tradition.

>Implying the bushes, obamas, and clintons are part of a global Christian group.
Kill yourself, you dumb kike.

Trump can't read

>somewhat obscure prayer

It’s literally a creed telling the world your basic Christian beliefs, the mere Christian kind, before denomination

Catholic means the universal church, and the communion of saints is between all believers, here and in the hereafter. Then again, as a clueless sola scriptura merchant it's no wonder you're lost about the most basic things.

>And the Bible is completely against this "catholic" garbage -- it's found 0 times in the Bible.
You operate at the most ignorant level of sola scriptura degeneracy tbqh. The entire Bible is pearls and you're the swine.

Apostles Creed is shit game

this. Catholics added all kind of garbage. baptism as a baby, confess sins to a "father" and he will tell what to do to be forgiven, pray to others not Christ, the list goes on and on

Go fuck yourself pagan catholic filth. All your boy fucking will be punished and your special sayings can't save you from hell. KYS

He isn't a christcuck like all these faggot fuckheads ITT are. Fuck christcuckery.

Apostle Creed is a shitty boxer, Trump only likes Rocky

Its because guess what fuckhead he isn't a christian.

>be god
>fuck up pathway to heaven
>come to earth as a human
>die to fix patch to heaven
>go to hell a place you created
>chill for 3 days with some of the angels he messed up on
>come back to earth realm because reasons and break death physics
>amen software patch installed

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It was the Nicene Creed. Not the Apostles Creed. FAKE NEWS!

Keep blaming us gentile. The truth will be clear one day. We will all go up in fire and there will be no one else to blame.

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sadly to your #notallchristians they are actually christians lol. Fucking hilarious how you fucking tards have to cope so hard. Christcuckery is a jew religion stop worshiping it.

ITT entire thread

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He is a Presbyterian. Why would he?

Jews hate the new testament.

He's a satanist

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q predicted this

Catholics in this thread are saying we "have to" agree with it and say it

To be fair it's long enough, and changes with translations enough to just crib off the missal.

EVERYONE
SERIOUS FUCKING QUESTION

Do any of you actually think trump gives a shit about god or religion or church?

Didn't the Lutherans come together with the catholic church and "put and end to the protest"?

Right, he is a Jew and stupid Americunt.

Who gives a fuck?
It is no one's business but his.

No it's why I voted for him. He's a billionaire playboy that fugs super models and isn't afraid of anything

sure thing jew lover

no no, that's completely acceptable.

I just hope there aren't conservative Christians here who have some how convinced themselves that "man trump is fighting for us Christian folks!"

There are Christian 200k+ sects, cults, churches and denominations in the US.

There's no need for the God Emperor to speak of himself in the third person.

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He only recites the Nicene creed.

Presbyterians recite it too.
The other big denominations recite the creed. Lutherans changed the word "catholic" into Christian so people don't get butthurt. Catholic means the whole or universal church. If the text said "I believe in the Roman Catholic Church" then it would be way different and no other denomination would use it.

>thread has this many responses with huffpost link in OP
This place is Reddit incarnate. Back to the_donald you fucking cucks

Trump has no reason to say a prayer about believing in himself and his first coming

It confuses the fuck out of me how christcucks cannot see through their brick-wall of dogma and understand that it's a jewish scam as big as any other op they are running. They hide behind it as a moral shield. Not everything in the bible is bullshit but you need to reconsider that book you've been "basing your life on" if that applies to you. Or be a good goy and call me a jew.

Not a catholic cuck so why would he? I was frankly shocked episcopalians recite this Roman hex

The literal antipope is in the seat of the Church right now who gives a FUCK about POTUS not mouthing the words to a prayer that literal cianiggers and child molestors sitting in the same room spout off

I'm a hardcore Christfag but anyone who thought trump actually was a Christian is delusional. I had no expectations of him in that regard and thus haven't had any unfulfilled.

you are just cope posting. Trump isn't a christcuck.

>jew lover
Tell that to your (((president))), retard.

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CAN'T RUSTLE THE APOSTLE

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How is that important in USA from 1 to 10?

Trump isn't an Orthodox, Catholic, or Anglican.

That's what it means.

Not important at all. Just ironic that Trump shills himself as the most Christian president. In reality his is just in bed with the prosperity preachers who are just Jewish atheists.

Enjoy hell, heretic.

Only one president in USA history was Catholic, Kennedy and also the one who raised the least amount of debt.

Of course not, he's a real American.

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It means he’s not in the typical retard boomer mindset, viewing the world through a ideology which demands you cuck yourself at every opportunity. It means the president is finally not a deluded christfag, eager to sell his country’s future for the equivalent of international reddit karma.
It also proves that this fucking country is finally ready to stop electing people based on who can recite 2,000 year old cuck philosophy, which is the sole bright spot in our future as far as I can tell

Why would it be Catholic at this funeral though? Wasn't George bush sr protestant?

Maybe he doesn't agree with it. I've seen priests humm-mumble past parts of it, like the Trinity or Hell, while leading the fucking recitation.

Trump is jewish, what's your point?

Go fuck yourself

REPORT ALL TROLLS

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That is an Anglican/Episcopalian church.

was GHWBush a Catholic? Why are they reciting the Apostles Creed?

Some people stand in silence to show respect.
It's not like any of the others sang along without reading the notes, it is just Trump participating in his way.

i went to catholic school for 8 years and don't even remember that shit even though we learned it .. i dont see too many non catholics using it, though.

>why am I so dead inside

Never seen a Christian obssessed with trolling fedoras

Funerals are stupid anyway, especially forceful crying people. There are always people on funerals who didn't know the person and cry, like for example those choir singers, some of them cry on my funerals.

Bush place is in hell for how he helped Russia to build capitalism.

> Blessed is the one
> who does not walk in step with the wicked
> or stand in the way that sinners take
> or sit in the company of mockers,

He was politically obliged to be present.
The least he could do is not citing Creed along them as if they are Christians.

Trump despises Christianity.

>Dumbass. Catholic means "universal".
Ecumenism is a sin.

lol

>leftists preparing to care about non-biblical christian traditions that even I don't care about

The most blatant crocodile tears ever.

I almost always cry on funreals. Cant help it.
Only once did I not, but the deceased was one of the small level nomenklatura members.

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Probably because like all people of sufficiently high IQ, he finds Christians to be cringeworthy faggots. He feels more comfortable around other intelligent people, such as Jews. Barbaric chants and rituals like the apostles creed are beneath him. He wouldn’t go to Haiti and dance around in a loin cloth and dress either.

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>(((Episcopalian)))

>reads HuffPo

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Are you that kind of person who enjoys funerals because then he can cry?

he has only studied the kabbalah

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>man trump is fighting for us Christian folks!
These are the people who have lost everything. I'm not sure they care about much besides the 'beam up to God' that's going to happen any minute now.

>a bunch of luciferian assholes are reciting some religious thing
Nope I'm not doing that

Tell that to a Protestant or a Baptist and they will fucking crucify you

The two scoops of ice cream are effecting his brain. That or he was thinking about how tiny his hands and how orange his skin is.

Even the Muslim recited it. By memory, mostly.

Trump is an embarrassment in almost all aspects of the office.