School Shooter

well at least tackle the fucker when he breaks the door down, don't sit there and die like a lemming

The only arms Canada has are used for handjobs.

I hate this fucking country so much.

livestream it

Make your peace with god user cause you’re probbaky going to die in the next 10 minutes

>posting so fast
You're not a phonefag

I will, if he comes.

I am.

join in the festivities

become a hero, tackle him and acquire all that thot-pussy

Remember the basics of CQC.

It's just a nigger gangster don't worry, he's long gone.
if he does come, just remind him Canada is gun controlled zone.

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It is the S9. It is a nice phone.

Draw your CCW and keep eyes on the door until help arrives, trying to leave is too risky and they might think your the gunman.

this OP. either you all die, or you tackle him and be a canadian hero

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Let him kill you so you win.

O wish I had my shotgun.

Cool, what are its specs? Is it a good phone compared to an Iphone?

Basado

kek

WHERE'S YOUR GUN FAGGOT?!

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Yeah, it is really nice.

Welcome to survival of the dumbest, faggot...

At home.

Day of the Rake has come

>leaf about to get raked
don't you CanUCKs come standard with hockey pucks at birth?

As if I could bring a shotgun to work at my coop.

Another leaf bites the dust

day of rake

>leaving home without a gun
At least you carry a Derringer concealed in your anal cavity like the rest of us, right?

It’s Canada there are no school shootings there...just yell fake news at the bullets

The state of leafs. Too scared to go and fight the shooter. We should invade your faggot country. I hope he shoots you in pity.

You guys have strict gun laws so you’ll be fine, OP.

Godspeed, OP.

Pick up a rock and fuck it

I don't know this seems legit

Sending atheist prayers to Canada

If true, good luck, OP.

stay down and stay quiet

> (OP)
>Pull out your dick and run at them screaming
Brilliant. This works in Africa.

No. Maybe that is my fault.

It's not in the school dumb fuck, it was at the junkie meth whore house in between the schools.

Leave the building with your hands behind your head. Also: Day of the rake.

Kek. I hope.

If you die, you win.

If you let your enemy bang your wife, you win

-canada

There are SWAT in the school.

Good luck, OP, keep me posted.

Start running and screaming allahu akbar
The look on the shooter's face will be epic

nope

gun free zone

Thank you, Denmark.

Well I hope you luck out and live.

>school on lockdown
>goes to pol for comfort

If you live you need to revaluate your shitty life tbqhfamalam

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Go be a hero. Use your superior apologizing skills to talk the madman down.

Make sure you inform the mass shooter about that, maybe he'll let you go home and get it before shooting you.

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That's why I always carry and conceal in gun free zones

Don't you even make a sound! If you are on a second or first floor, don't be afraid to jump out of a nearby window! Fuck those legs, but you will be safer outside! Godspeed OP

Lmao. He didn't get to that level in Call of Duty. He's boned. He'll die like someone not worth remembering, sniffling and begging for his life as the alpha school shooter stands over him sneering at the display of cowardice. The last thing that goes through his mind, before the slug, will be something lame and laughable like PUBG loot balancing or Fortnite hitreg.

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Merry Christmas kids

You gotta at least have your ass derringer. Amateur hour.

It has been a while. Might as well update Jow Forums. Also, if I die, the Jews did this.

If my uni got shot up I'd rather crawl in some tight space and shitpost or lurk on Jow Forums

can't blame em

Start jerking off. When the shooter comes in, just stare in his eyes while you stroke your cock. If SWAT comes in, just say "shhhh" and keep jerking it.

Fight, he can’t kill as many of you if you all grapple him. I’d stick his gun up his arse sideways and work it or die trying. Imagine the kudos afterwards. Lucky bastard.

pull out your cellphone OP because this is most likely a (((false flag))) designed by the anti-American democrats/liberals to take our guns.

Record all professional mercenaries you see with weapons.

You could help save the lives of many by exposing these anti-American democrat politicians and their puppet masters false flag attempts upon America.

This is how much these anti-American traitors hate our beloved country.

>Call of Duty.

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Big windows on other side of the room.

Just yell out that guns are banned at school, he'll promptly leave.

That would make it self defense...

Post a picture of your dick.

What game is that?

I'd livestream it and hunt the shooter

can you try to jump across?

Ok.

What floor are you on? Try to see if you can land safely. And call the cops ASAP once you are outside

maybe they could take the cities but 3 out of 4 households outside the cities have firearms. you know because of the wild animals and wild Natives and shit.
And you'd be doing us favor if you hit the cities. It's like in the cities the only people with guns are Cops (love them) niggers and muslims.

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Wtf confirmed? Some schools with school shooters just flew over my house

Also, listen very carefully....you might hear Hebrew being spoken by strange people who wouldn't and shouldn't normally be at your school.

No. They do not open.

Okay options. Arm yourself with whatever is around you. Hide near the door and jump the shooter if he comes in. Hide in the ceiling. Do some die hard shit. That's about all I got.

2nd. High up.

>What game is that?
Metal Gear Solid 3 obviously.

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I’m rooting for you leaf

Run and hide, If he finds you, beat him to death with no mercy

Godspeed

Would you risk breaking them?

>guranteed replies

be a hero, get pussy for days

underage b&

Don't let him kill you without a fight. If you have to go out, go out the greatest Leaf of all time. Stand tall and proud, maplefucker.

>two posts in literally 15 seconds
Stop LARPing faggot

They say the name of the shooter is Daisy Hog, just be careful it might be a trap!

Maybe.