Today I was at college in my African American studies class. Surprise surprise, I'm the only white folk in this class. A nigger woman sits next to me and ask me on a date. The entire class of negroids are going "oooooo, oooo white boy get dat black pussy ooo ooo". I told the bastardly woman "sorry, im just not into black girls"
Lol. I'm just really proud that I set an example to all of the niggers in the class room today that whitey would rather masturbate than have sex with one of their own. Disgusting baboons.
I btfo a black woman, at the cost of my virginity
Easton Harris
Austin Ortiz
Well done OP, achieving wizardhood one day at a time.
Sebastian Turner
Logan Young
Did the entire class clap?
Jack Davis
you could not have lost your virginity anyway because zoophilia doesn't count
Parker Cox
incels rise up!
Nicholas Anderson
>virginity
Brayden Green
Good job, you avoided AIDS. That only happens when you sleep with monkeys.
Julian Green
this
Carter Miller
>shit that never happened
Christian Ramirez
Be sure to tip OP too
Joseph Sullivan
Fuck that black shit. Yeah.
Luke Bailey
Black pussy is actually great.. they just make your pillows smell funny
Blake Jenkins
was she cute? And why do you think date = guarantee sex?
Cooper Lopez
>african american studies class
uwotm8
Ian Rivera
confirmed for smelly pillows
first couple of black girls I banged, I legit had a weed induced vision of roman soldiers raping black women in Numida. Got in touch with my ancestors, thanks Romans.
Austin Smith
> you aight white boi
Gabriel Campbell
Yikes. That sounds awkward as hell to point out in specificity
Alexander Powell
I don't get it.
Sebastian Allen
Salute.
Cooper Butler
And his name? Albert Einstein
Zachary Gray
This obviously never happened.
Angel Jackson
based
Zachary Ortiz
Virgin men are beta, virgin women are pure, don't confuse the two. Now go get your dick wet.
Camden Gomez
I had to do this twice in my early 20s. I was working in a call center for a cell phone company and she-boons would hit on my constantly. I'm not Chad, but I was a nice, well spoken, physically fit, white dude with a job, car, and my own apartment.
One of them calls me one night and it was sad af. She professes her undying love for me, asks if I will come over and fuck her right now, date her, etc. Try every nice way of letting her down. Sorry I have a no pen in the company ink policy, sorry Im just doing me right now recovering from a breakup, sorry I'm really busy, etc etc. She proceeds to tell me in lewd detail how she would fuck me like crazy. She then tell me she can even convince her girlfriend laquisha or whatever to make it a threesome if I'd like that. I finally lose my cool and I'm like look bitch, I don't want to fuck you. I don't like black girls. Period.
Anyways, I managed to not be a wizard by several levels of magnitude, so I think you're safe to tell a she-boons to get bent bro.