I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette. She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story. I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'. That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy. Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?
I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side...
Dog bless
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She's trying to hit on you, you sperg. And honestly I'd recommend you go for it, because you're so goddamn fat that this may literally be the only chance you ever get.
Kill yourself. Please.
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TL: DR
is this real???
This has to be fake
You are a fucking autist.
Eating in the parking lot? Not getting IOIs from women? Listening to audio books while eating shit which makes you foggy and slow.
Wow.
This is the most autistic shit I’ve ever read. This is why reddit newfags need to leave.
please be bait
It's copy pasta that's been on this site for years.
Old copypasta is old
Great, this stale pasta again. Mfw
That's some good old pasta
Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve, OK? Dog bless.
Sorry, but this isn't Jow Forums
This is bait.
>McDonalds
>very unprofessional
No, really?
She wants to fuck you, moron. Let the conversation flow and maybe you’ll lose your virginity.
What the heck did you just say about me, you little honey bun? iI’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cutie Patooties, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret tweets on Daddy Trump, and I have over 300 confirmed snookims. I am trained in butter biscuits and I’m the top sweetie in the entire US sugar doodles. You are nothing to me but just another Daddy. I will cuddle you the heck out with warmth the likes of which has never been felt before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that dookie doo to me over the Internet? Think again, cutie. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Mommies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the huggie wuggies, deary. The huggies that wipes out the silly little thing you call your meanie doodles. You’re in trouble, Daddy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can tweet you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in butter boops, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Cutie Wooties Fruity Tooties and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your widdle face, you little cutie pie. If only you could have known what huggie wuggies your little “tweetie weetie” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your mouthy wouthy. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, honey buns. I will wiggle woop all over you and you will drown in it. You’re really sweet, honey.
Thanks user, that brings me back to 2016. Can't wait for meme war II next year.
This so the type of copy pasta that really shows who the new fags are.
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It's an old pasta, but seriously
>Go to mcdonalds today
Get the usual double quarter pounder upsized combo, root beer no ice, 20 pc nuggies, 4 double cheeseburgers
>Only vehicle in the drive thru
>Pls park
>Get food finally after like 10 mins
>Go home
>Nuggies box is wide open
>Someone took a bite out of one of the nuggets and threw it back in
>Nuggets are nowhere near fresh, probably 2 hours old at least
>count 16 nuggies
>Poor loser fuck ate 3.5 of my nuggets
>Fries are cold
>Double qp qith cheese has more ketchup than meat
I haven't gotten to the cheeseburgers yet but they're probably just as bad. If the wheel bearing wasn't fucked on my truck I'd go back, find out who ate my nuggets and stab them to death on fucking camera, not being edgy, I've been to jail before and don't care about going back. This is why you losers get paid $9 an hour, and honestly it should be less. You don't deserve $15 and hour, you deserve to starve and have to live 6 people to a 1 bedroom apartment for the rest of your sad lives. Fortunately automation will soon replace you and you will die just as useless and unwanted as you lived. And you'll never get a chance to steal my nuggies ever again. Fat greaseball losers.
No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.
It works, does it not ?
To be honest, I totally understand, because I hate eating infront of people. I didn't used to be able to go to birthday parties. Basically, it would make me so nervous I would often be sick (vomit). Made it so I couldnt' have a social life.
But that girl was just trying to be nice, if this is a real story? It sounds as if she likes you
quit being so autistic, if you're a man try to think what james bond would do in that situation and say something alfalfa af AND FUK THE CIGGY MCD CUTIE