What do you think of the current state of adverts in the UK Jow Forums?

What do you think of the current state of adverts in the UK Jow Forums?

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MY PRECIOUS

what is this new all-inclusive beauty trend called? UK-acceptance?

I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility. What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.

This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.

I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.

The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.

Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.

Those disabled actors should be the first ones to know they're being used for propaganda. In all honesty I found it a bit charming until the infamous "bestman's number" line, where the message becomes obvious.
Based.

Why is it not ashamed to be on camera

Virtue signalling bullshit fantasy.

The what?

Fuck lads I really want a matleaster bunny, god I love those little chocolate shits. I remember the easter they came out in, I was in sixth form and this girl I had the hots for loved them so I gave them a try.

I was going to get loads for her but thankfully they tasted so good it prevented me from cucking myself. Fuck that bitch.

Now I'm hungry.

Redpilled

That's a beautiful memory from your yooof.

based pasta

calm down, Rod. did emu do a runner again?

Literally me with Netflix and my wife.

Was hoping someone would post this. Top bantz

>where the message becomes obvious.

What is the obvious message?

t. Autist

>kidnap a magic leprechaun that shits maltesers
>brexit the border
clever

That's a 10/10 in the UK.

I've noticed a couple of front page bbc news articles on the website lately change from a BME person in the article image to a white guy. Today it happened with the article about essay mills on the front page. It was a picture of two black guys now it's a picture of an ugly white dude

Thats a 10 in bongland

Or maybe the subliminal optics (((taught))) you to not see skin colour anymore

Nah she did get the best mans number I had too write it down for him though because his little crang tentacles couldn’t do it legibly enough to read

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Fuck my sides

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>I sympathise with her

of course, because you are also some anglo mutant

it's when I most regret being based and red pilled
even the things you haven't construed as propaganda,you are actively looking for it ,you watch everything with skepticism
get's tiring

She’s still hotter than Jeb’s wife

Typical UK advert:
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why are similarly disfigured fat slobs not ashamed to be on tinder?
its the times we live in user.

>all media in London
>staffed by Londoners
>to cater to Londoners
>everyone else must suffer
This basically sums it up.

Bullshit marketing aside, if this was real life I’d give the poor thing my number to be nice. Most days are probably shitty for her.

I mean its not entirely impossible.
I expect these goblins also hang out with other goblins so she probably left with the best goblin mans number.
For a goblin she's a solid 7

Corrr she's a right little beauty
Easily one of the best looking women I've ever seen in Britain

i wonder what item drops you get from raiding a goblin wedding.

if this goblin rolled over to you in a wedding setting (lots of people around you) and asked for your number, you would kind of be forced to give it to her.

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>The man at the table is some brown "migrant" or something.
>Women is probably jewish
>White is disabled
>They show him in a positive light, programming NPCs to continue accepting migrants (this is a lie obviously, and far from reality

Fuck you Jow Forums I can't enjoy anything anymore. On the other hand, it feels good being able to see the propaganda and the subtle lies they place everywhere in entertainment.

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That's altruistic and all, but you're a simp for doing it.

she look better than the average brit tho

Heil hlortle

I think there's a Chinese cartoon about a guy that kills little goblins like this.

>you would kind of be forced to give it to her
No you wouldnt
Even if you didnt say something like "im seeing someone" you could say not interested
Every wedding ive been at theres been loads of hostility brewing between cliques that showed up

Do it in front of the chicks you really want to fuck at a wedding for best results

I don't watch ANY live TV minus footie on the weekends and midweek.
If there's adverts, I mute and it and browse Jow Forums or someshit.
I do EVERYTHING I possibly can to avoid watching any kinds of adverts because they're just so fucking bad.

If I have to sit through a Go Compare advert just once more I will fucking lose it.

Nothing too special but definitly a good place for lower levels to farm

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I dont get it, why are you mad over this one? Its a candy commercial.

Some really pathetic shit here sometimes

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kek, worth it just to turn the hideous creatures into bones.

But its a goblin m8

>Get this type of shit on channels with adverts
>Get this type of shit as your actual content on the BBC

We're fucked either way

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Anyone have feet pics?

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the better question is why the bejeezus are you watching the electric jew when you have unlimited entertainment available through your computer or smart device?

Japanese anime "Goblin Slayer"

I feel like this every time I watch tv now

Because i got a 64" 4k TV less than a year old and in perfect working order off my mate for £500
[spoiler]and i like motorsports[/spoiler]

Once you see it, you cannot unsee the wave of Jewish propaganda

Keeps the mind warmed up user.

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>Reddit spacing
Ignored

Me too m8. I can't stop pointing it all out, it's so obvious.

what is that sea sponge doing outside the water

This cant be real

Fnord

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you need to watch to keep up with the agenda. the adverts are hilarious once you've spent a few years here. I do wonder how many white males actually work in television advertising these days, and also remember al adverts have to get OK'd by some other third party mega corp before they are allowed to be broadcast, so all the virtue signalling ones will get the go ahead.

Hmmm mmm this pasta, it's tasty. A familiar flavor yes.

Ho hum. Don’t see any uk tv adverts anymore, cut the cable 6 months ago. Christmas adverts are hilarious. People start talking to me like I MUST have seen them because it’s spammed so much.
>blank stare

this will work, btw

Lose the meme flag loser
>or kys, whatever’s easier for you

Chuckled

Are crippled retards allowed in the ethnostate?

Christmas adverts are full of emotion the music, last year my girlfriend cried at the wh smiths advert, I was witnessing the true power of programming right before my very eyes.

Circus freaks became jobless thanks to the SJW retardation...let her get paid for the advert.

Build yourself a livingroom PC lad

don't tell me what to do user. my flag is not represented in the selection list so fuck you.

>adverts are full of emotion

There's a Japanese saying, the purse strings are loosest in moments of emotion.

she can be the new mini me in the female empowerment Austin powers 4 movie.

screen cap this

>my flag is not represented

Where are you from?

Did you guys see this years John Lewis Christmas advert?

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She's a typical brit.

It was an advert for Elton John. What the fuck was that all about?

>buy kid piano for Christmas
>grows up to become a faggot

Welp that's put me off JL for sure

i'd fuck the goblin just to tell my mates that i'd done it, it would be funny af

Maltesers are God tier but they have the worst fucking adverts ever.

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audible kek

I take it back, that actually sounds like good advice.

meme had me rollin!

for some reason they put blue contacts in her eyes (that purple tinge) and bleached her hair

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Based

>afterbirth-in-a-wig
Brutal m8

its like uldum or gnomerregan, loots not worth the effort, you'll only go once.

I love danny devito...so powerful that he want trans

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*went

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Holy shit I thought I was the only one. Literally 100% of TV, and most radio. My girlfriend’s a trooper though she thinks it’s funny.

That is the agenda an old fag so everyone can laugh and sing his shitty gay songs

holy kek my sides

Jesus that woman opposite's acting is absolutely shit

maybe the best man was also a wheelchair bound spastic too

look how this slut is using him for fame he actually ruins this shot, poor guy is being used as a prop.

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What’s BME?