Why are these two countries always at each other's throats?

Why are these two countries always at each other's throats?

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We see ourselves in the other

Violently gay love

Mutual animosity and homoerotic attraction

It's what brothers do.

Because for some reason Brits always deny God's existence even though there is scientific evidence of his existence.

All of these, We want to violently hate fuck each other in the way only brothers can.

Hate? You've got it all wrong
English love a bit of banter. We do it with the Scots Welsh Auzzies and Irish
Americians are just autistic and take what we say to heart rather than giving us a bit of bantz back.

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It's love/hate. There are things I love about the British and Anglo culture, and things I absolutely detest.

Really? They seem to mostly give achother fellatio

Because we're better englishmen and our wacky white/brown parasites we let in due to feeling bad for their inferiority dont genuinely want to murder and rape the fuck out of us.

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passive-aggressive bantz is pretty autistic

and crying over being called fat is equally autistic

this proves my post

there's a reason my ancestors left that shithole.

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I've been looking for sauce on this pic for years. I always ask, just in case, cuz there's a nonzero chance I will try to marry this woman. So:
>Sauce?

Canada just wants to fit in, but doesn't know how.

lobsterbacks haven't been able to take any banter since 1774

I've seen it before, I think before the loicense version started making the rounds. It's out there, don't lose hope user.

USA fucked over Britain so many times it is the even funny anymore, the Brits are the only ones that developed space launch capabilities then throw it all away because US promised them free launches which they retracted later also although Brits worked in the Manhattan project when all was done the US kept everything to themselves
Now even India has space launch ...And the Brits have nothing

Bc canada n usa would be fucking nothing without us brits! Shit even the world would be nothing without britain.. So your welcome!

because the brits are vagina faggots who arent allowed to own plastic knives

Nationalism is illegal in the UK.

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Americans don't get banter, but brit passive aggreasiveness is also extraordinarily autistic. If you have a problem with a restaurant or person fucking tell them.

We don't like to see you smile because of your grisly teeth.
They frighten us.

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I believe in god, I just like to dab on yanks.

>history book from 1967.
British and American nuclear testing is probably the greatest joint military operation in history.
Goes totally unnoticed because the British don't own toothbrushes.

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Redcoats and limeys are annoying af

Because we kept the English accent and they didn't.

In a homosexual way, of course.

It’s just physics

Shut up, dad. You're being weird again.

Imagine seeing the big brother you once admired slowly turning into a wilted and cucked faggot.

We're trying to figure out who should be responsible for Canada!

It probably has something to do with the limeys committing more atrocities than Hitler, then blaming the United States. Not to mention the envy since the UK is a third world country.

It's a tradition of our "special relationship"

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