According to Iroquois religion, The world was created when the sky women fell out of the sky onto a giant turtle. The muskrat attached soil from the seafloor to the turtle, and in doing so he created the world's land.
Can you provide absolute proof that this didn't happen?
If not, then the Iroquois creation narrative is proved fact.
Except no one teaches that because it's just a dumb pagan story.
Nice strawman
>just a dumb pagan story.
Wow. This board has no self-awareness whatsoever.
I fucked your mom in the ass last night
Can you provide absolute proof that this didn't happen?
We wuz kangs mothafukka!
Fuk yo Jewish creation bullshit. We have our own!
Yes.
If you had fucked my mom, my stepdad would have beaten the shit out of you.
Wow. This site is full of arrogant fedoralords who rebel against the Great Spirit because they aren't mature enough to understand Him.
Whatever. I'll be praying for you lost souls.
you ignorant buffoon
what do you know about the magic giant sky turtle and the whacky muskrat who threw mud scoured from the depths at bunch of retarded shit
>Stepdad
That explains a lot
Accepting the Great Spirit into your life and believing in Him with all your might is the only way to achieve true happiness. Otherwise, you are just a larper praying to false Gods.
You can only reach the Sky World if you have absolute trust in the Great Spirit!
(((The Bible))) and (((evolution))) were both made up by the Jews to try and overthrow the Great Spirit.
The whole reason why rape and murder is so rampant nowadays is because people have forgotten the Great Spirit!
Wake up sheeple! Iroquois religion is the ultimate and final red pill!
No more responses eh? You guys are wusses.
Bad interpretation/ translation of bible/anunaki creation
>If not, then the Iroquois creation narrative is proved fact.
No its not
The (((Sumerian))) creation myth makes no sense! It is an insult to the Great Turtle which obviously carries us.
The Great Turtle is the only son of the Great Spirit. The Great Spirit has no creator and needs no creator because He is eternal! His existence is also necessary for reality itself!
The Great Spirit loves us so much that he sent down his only son in the form of a turtle to carry us! How can you be so thankless?
Yes it is! Something is obviously true if you can't prove it wrong! I'm just using basic logic here! Even a child can understand this.
Alright but what does that mean? From the Bible you can draw parallels to energy, protons and shite. For example, the word being a sound or a thought, the awakening of the universe.
>I'm just using basic logic here!
what type of logic?
One Nation
See the turtle of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth
en.wikipedia.org
There should be a native political movement in Canada. I would vote. I want to see native take back their clay.
:D i guess you're not Sweedish
It's the same as the Bible. The fallen woman is eve, she fell on a turtle which is the living earth. God you're stupid. Bible hater BTFO, again.
hmm, i think there's something to this turtle thing. Don't they believe the same thing across the pond?
If we stop looking for personas of superior morality to rule
there will be no more jealousies among the people.
If we cease to place value on products that are difficult to obtain.
there will be no more thieves.
>This board has no self
Acting like he wasn't just jerking off in the closet while he watched.
What is the sex of the turtle?
Sage and hide
There was no room left in the closet. We already trapped R. Kelly in there.
This is why Jews did the Native American genocide!
It's obviously male because men are better than women.
To be fair, sage-based herbal medicine is better than (((modern medicine))).
What are you a zoophile? Pervert!
Today (((they))) are doing it on a global level, a futurecide. Its when they destroy your future in your mind.
Turtles can be sexy though.
They kill you to take your organs, then they burn the evidence. Cancer therapy = chemical warfare agents. If i get cancer, i want it to metastasize and rot me.
Welcome to Jow Forums leaf-bro.
A FUCKING LEAF!
i think it looks fabulous.
God stretches the northern sky over empty space and hangs the earth on nothing.
Job 26:7
>hangs the earth on nothing.
Did you expect the Jewish narrative to make any sense?
The woman that came from the stars carries three sons?
>proving a negative
Canada consistently has the lowest quality posts of all countries.
Seven?
That's also the amount of testicles I have.
Coincidence?
Youre an american lap dog.
Pic related, its a bitch, which is what you are.
Simple. The Iroquois people are all but extinct at this point. Their "civilization" never advanced beyond simple tribes. Clearly an inferior culture is indicative of an inferior people, and an inferior people are incapable of grasping the Majesty of creation.
The Iroquois were held back by the Jews the whole time.
"superior people" are literally pissing and shitting on the creation. Civilization has robbed us of the beautiful gift that was bestowed upon us.
Ma civilization... better hope when the space people come, it dot turn out they are Iroquois.
>Listen to my shitskin story.
What the fuck is wrong with Canada?
>Implying that the Ancient Israelites were white.
The absolute state of Jow Forums.
You can believe whatever you want OP, I don't give a fuck.
I judge a tree by its fruit and I prefer the fruit of the tree of Christ to the fruit of the tree of the Iroquois.
they're fucking dead you dipshit. obviously false
Evenki
>leaf
>my stepdad
user please, my sides
Appeal To Consequences is a logical fallacy though.
Jesus is dead too. Therefore, he was obviously full of shit.
>Let there be light
>Said the Athiest promoting the big bang
Sage by the way.
I didn't say anything about truth value. I said you can believe whatever you want, I know what I prefer.
Peyote much?
>According to Iroquois religion,
According to Ancient Celtic religion,
He who preceded all existed alone in His strange abode of uncreated light, which remains ever unextinguishable,
and no understandable eye can ever behold it. The pulsating draughts of the eternal life light in His keeping were
not yet loosed. He knew Himself alone, He was uncontrasted, unable to manifest in nothingness, for all within
His Being was unexpressed potential. The Great Circles of Eternity were yet to be spun out, to be thrown forth
as the endless ages of existence in substance. They were to begin with God and return to Him completed in
infinite variety and expression.
Eternal rest is intolerable, and unmanifested potential is frustration. Into the solitude of timelessness can Divine
Loneliness and from this arose the desire to create, that He might know and express Himself, and this generated
the Love of God. He took thought and brought into being within Himself the Universal Womb of Creation
containing the everlasting essence of slumbering spirit.
PROVE IT WRONG
ALL HAIL XENU!!!!
Your ancestors are rolling in their graves.