This is for sale at my local grocery store

Mfw 4 of these items would send a Bong to jail

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You mean five

Bin those tongs, m8.

Absolute state of Bongland checks out

all memes aside, are bongs actually not allowed to have kitchen knives?

5 items
Tongs are banned because Glasgow street gangs used to use them

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You can use the butchers knife as a spatula.
That's pretty cool.

not in public and they have to be 18 to buy them

Kek, this was on the bong Jow Forums

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If you walk around with a bicycle tire it will be called a weapon and confiscated. Srsly.

don't be a bong bin that tong

And every one of them except the scissors can be a bottle opener.

>TONG YOUR ASS
americans will think you're kidding

>4 of these 5 would send a bong to jail
>wrong m8. All 5.
MFW

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>cleaver with air holes

Why the fuck would you want that?

Reported for racism. Enjoy 10 years in gulag, Hans.

My local Napa auto parts store sells firearms, bongs can't even buy spoons

I can't stand this fucking company. Everything they sell is so dull and non-German looking, and all the normies flock to it because groupthink.

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>>cleaver with air holes
>Why the fuck would you want that?
combo cleaver/grater. How do you think cheese steaks are made?

do you have a loicence for that sharp plastic box m8

I thought they looked good, why are they shit?

That's a self deprecating joke right? Tongs aren't actually banned are they?

Hol up r u srs my guy, I pray to god your not

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They aren't shit, they just aren't top of the line ones. Not everyone is gonna buy japanese hand crafted steak knives.

Tongs are harem too

>combo cleaver/grater
Wew lad. A fucking grater? It's a spatula/knife.

Reported for Xenophobia against Asians. Enjoy your 28 years in prison. I'll be looking forward to you conversion, Inshallah.

This, don't rule out the assault prongs. Black grip and all.

Haram even shit, not my language, the culture which is replacing mine however