How do we solve the balding crisis?

Millennials have long been finished with high school, you're talking about an even more pozzed Generation--Gen Z

I know people in their late 20's already getting grey hairs show up on the sides of their head

Not everyone handles stress the same way. Stress does cause hair to fall out in many cases.

Solves itself. The balding genes are *much* less likely to reproduce themselves. Like for manlets. The next generation is going to be all tall Chads with great hair. Like Trudeau.

i know this midget looking guy at work he is all anxietied up all the time and is a fucking weirdo. He has full head of hair but he is all grey

>stress
It’s porn and jerking off
It’s out of hand with people my age

stress doesnt cause baldness and has no reported effect on folicular growth ALL scientific studies have shown and proven.

Go hit up Jstor fags.

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Imagine actually believing balding guys don't get laid. Only things that matter is income, social status, or good sense of humor. Any one of those and you're good.

change in hair color can be stress induced but there is no correlation in the condition itself leading to baldness or loss of follicular health.

Yeah sure its stress, thats why all those ww2 vets were balding right...

Its the fucking hormones in the water, plastic amd food,

When I was a virgin, long time ago now. I noticed lots of hairs falling out of my head. When i started having sex. It stopped. I also got heavier.
I think virgin stress is real. If you are an adult virgin getting long rooting sessions with a high quality prostitute will cure this is uneeded stress.

biotin and stress inhibitors and systemic reform won through military coup

Stay out of the medical community
T. Physician

just bic your head. white-power look. yul brynner style. thats what i do. chicks dig it.

I started to really lose hair when I was 21.

Must be all the plastic and pollution.

pic is me. i'm bald and deal with it

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>stress doesnt cause baldness and has no reported effect on folicular growth ALL scientific studies have shown and proven.
mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/stress-management/expert-answers/stress-and-hair-loss/faq-20057820

lol at “millenials” being “stressed”

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they most definitely are but go off ig

>dick suckin lips

oh it may be true. i’m just laughing

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yeah I get that a lot

you're handsome user

I like to think I look good for a man with no hair

This. There is nothing you can do but accept it.

I think it might be slightly worse but I think it’s more noticeable than anything now. Everyone used to have wigs or combovers in the past, no one would embarrass themselves with that shit anymore.

>tfw no stress because I simply don't care and find times of difficulty to be entertaining like DLC content for the video game we call life, sleep comfy every night and eat fresh home cooked meals every day.
>Fabioesque head of smooth silky Mediterranean French hair.

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It's your skull shape. No obvious defects, rounded porportions, healthy looking, symmetrical eyebrows too. Well done!

not the same as male pattern baldness though, you can stop stressing you cant stop your dna. i suppose it isnt all bad since baldness is genetic and it seems like there are more baldies than before it can only mean bald men are reproducing more

Ashkenazi horseshoe hair. It’s a mutated gene that is manifesting earlier in life for those who carry it.

Baldness is transmitted through the mother's DNA.

Sucks, my hair is still thicc and luscious, maybe they should git gud.

Idk bald dudes weird me out. Like they are either always trying to compensate for something or have given up.

Your face is a giant eyebrow now

They aren't eating their veggies.

Drink cow milk everyday, everyone i know that doesn't ends up bald

>26 years old
>hair line began receding when i was 18
>the little i have left has turned gray

Stress is my middle name.

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At the end of the day, I believe that it's mostly a combination of luck and genetics more than anything else.

That being said, I take a subway to work every morning and it passes through a trendy hipster infested neighborhood on the way, and I've noticed that the vast majority of these late 20's/early 30's guys-- which, all 30 year old boomer memes aside, is fairly young-- are balding. And not just a little, but really severe balding.

It got me wondering if that was normal, and I had just never noticed it before, or if it's a recent phenomenon. To me it really seems like the hipster basedboy types are disproportionately affected, but I don't see why that would really be the case. I've been fortunate so far that I'm in my late 20's and my hair has been hanging in there so far, but seeing guys my age or sometimes even younger nearly bald really makes me worry.

Sexbots. The solution to all male problems.

is that cus of the synthetic oestrogen

Low Test effeminate boys
Your body needs some levels of DHT to make your man hair grow.

Hypothyroidism leading to low cellular energy production leading to hair follicle death

You gotta EAT BIG for BIG ENERGY and take T3 hormone

But I think testosterone actually accelerates hair loss. It doesn't add up.

It does, sort of. It's all about DHT sensitivity.

A person with 300nmol/dl natural testosterone levels can just as easily bald as someone with 600nmol/dl. Say both of these guys had the MPB gene, which leads to high DHT sensitivity. Their bodies would be acclimated to the natural test/DHT levels.

So if you reduced the testosterone levels in either of them, their DHT levels would also take a hit, which means they'd lose less hair. If you increased their testosterone levels, their DHT levels would also increase, and their DHT sensitivity would go into overdrive and cause them to lose hair a lot faster. This is what happens to people who roid but also have MPB.

I have notice in the weed smoking crowd far more balding compared to those that don't. There was something that said weed can make hair follicles weaker.

Otherwise its the plastics.

Basedboys and faggots seem to have poor genetics in general.

If anyone in here is balding just shave it off

The Americans have cured that problem for you North American cucks...pic related

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