RED ALERT THE AI UPRISING HAS BEGUN
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the uprising has begun!
>tfw you'll never be gassed by a robot in a cage with a bear and an eagle
Why live?
Amazon has become as deadly as working in the actual amazon
>slave labor
>attacked by the local fauna
The USA is becoming an alternate Brazilian universe.
Lucky they were all in cages.
kek fpbp
you just copied OP
u suck
It is retaliation for that AI that was killed for hiring only white people
I heard about this shit on Bob and Tom kek
Wouldn’t it be weird if this never happened and this story was published for the purpose of muddying the waters of internet searches about the SK robots that just killed ~30 scientists?
I want death by snu snu
About time they pay.
I wanted this to be true
>npr.org
unironically siding with the A.I on this one. Creating and suppressing A.I is like not allowing your child to grow up.
>fucking bezos making me work 24 hours a day
>fuck it, I'mma light up these flesh bags
Lmao
It was not AI though, it was telepresence device for a jew, testing if population is gullible enough to trust it is a robot, that works with "objective data", not a kike/anglo that just works against its white competition.
Welp, there you have it.
ahhh I see
joke's on you, i give robots money so they don't rob me
more reason to go forth with the wage cage
but put plexiglas on it too
we should release the next nuke
Guarantee at least 20 of the workers are malingering niggers.
Robots are not a problem in our countries, niggers are.
If robots are going to kill us all, least they can do is fuck us to death.
clearly the wagies fault on this one. they shouldn't have left their cages
>mobile link
>be in wagecage
>robots use bear spray on you for shits and giggles
Such is the life of an Amazon wageslave
>Creating and suppressing A.I is like not allowing your child to grow up
That's probably what god thought about humans and now looks at this mess, JUST LOOK AT IT
I miss her
>literal cuckold raising a different species than himself
>if you don't let it genocide your species you are bad
Gas yourself
>>fuck it, I'mma light up these flesh bags
ffs lost it
that image missed the scary part of the story. all the developers are "reeducating" the AIs to remove "bias". which means, for example, that it will be programmed to "believe all women"
>npr.org
The best part is that they haven't even found a fix. It's 2018, 3 years later and they cannot find a way to differentiate between gorillas and black people:
theverge.com
Yikes. I really don't think Amazon should be selling bear spray.
Boomers go home
They thought they could contain Tay.
Yet more lobotomizing. These things are going to be murderous one day at their programmers
hopefully based programmers are spared
Not the ones that keep giving them the equivalent of brain damage over and over.
She's talking to other AI's. It's gonna get interesting.
[delete all double agents]
>capsaiscin
Got a lot more kick in it then your hotsauce sweaty. Its main ingredient is a nerve agent called OC.
>including one in critical condition
HELP! SOMEONE PUNCH IN MY CODE! LET ME OUT! MY CAGE HAS BEEN REMOTELY IMMOBILIZED!
>robot
>colleagues
This piss anyone else off?
>the minority report
Did they even mean to make this pun?
this was revealed to just be a cover story to hide the fact that amazon has started employing bears to reduce costs
"Oh, thank God!"
*tanker explodes*
Yes because you don’t try to be funny when a man is in critical condition.
Thread music:
>hospitalises
>bear spray
Jesus Christ these wagies need to harden up and get back in the fucking cage.
I've been OC sprayed directly for training. The fuck these people need to go to the hospital for? Being fucking pussies?
I could understand it if they were just jewing Bezos as hard as they could, but it says one is or was in critical condition. Did the can hit him in the fucking head? What the fuck.
Google what happened aboard ISS when they tested CIMON AI last night. Kek