Based

Don't laugh, French bread is folded at least ten thousand times.

Inb4 Americans hide grenades in burgers for the police

sacre bleu!

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I'm getting dangerously close to liking the French, and I'm not okay with that.

I went to Paris a couple of years ago and while i was checking into my hotel i went outside for a smoke and i shit you not some woman was walking down the street with a baguette lol

Hon hon hon hon

Sacrebleu!

piss off schlomo

>folded at least ten thousand times
Damascus? Millwall brick? Hand pulled noodles? Just thinking of 2^10000 is sickening.

Get me a ten thousand times folded green onion pancake from Chimmy Chang's, stat!

...right. Indeed, baguettes are things that are produced and sold, people buy them, and they generally convey them to their homes before consuming. Thus, they may well walk down the street with them.

Literally nothing about that is surprising.

JAVERTE WAS RIGHT

its a bread knife

you can see the fucking price tag still

>he's never walked home with a baguette in a long ass paper bag
pleb

Baked and breadpilled

>Hon. Rien personnel enfant.

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why hate the French? I mean sure they are smelly, but the USA would not exist today without their help.

(You)

>he walks around with a baguette in a long ass paper bag
faggot

Its because the Brits aren't allowed butter knives so they buy already sliced already buttered already toasted bread.

Is that a fucking butter knife??

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And this is why I visit Jow Forums

jesus, you must be one fat fuck to use a knife that large for butter

That's some kekkable shit right there boy

lmao you dumb nigger

my got, you're so fat your brain has turned to butter

If you could get the nice as fuck baguettes that they do, you'd be walking down the street with them too.

Is that from the new bond film?

What size Opinel?

This hons my hon.

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ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

HON
HON
HON

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>British people have never seen a woman carry her grocery shopping home.

Comma should be a semicolon.
“K” in killing shouldn’t be capitalized.
You’re a gay person who sucks little dongs

Kek, underrated

>unsheathes baguette
hon hon hon

the French are delightfully absurd

This is a clown world

based. les quebecois sont avec vous

fake and gay. give up jews

underrated

unsheathes baguette
nothing personnel mon ami

fake you dumbass faggot its a bread knife in a display case marked for sale

Goddam, to be on his level.

underrated

Rofl what the fuck

alright based france, ready to swallow the breadpill

>American
Trayvarius Rakanishu Jackson

Life is suffering, fren.

Haha too funny m8

That debt was paid in WWII.

every french driver has to keep a yellow
jacket in their cars for emergency.

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Shut the fuck up you pompous cunt, lighten up

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This is fake news. This never happened

>serrated
ayyy lmao

Most French bread could be used as a blunt instrument.

Les Keks.

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GUYS WHY AREN'T WE AIRDROPPING THE YELLOW SKIRTS CRATES OF MOSINS OR HIPOINTS??

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because then they would surrender

It slices! It dices...itself!

youtube.com/watch?v=jNod2F-vFfc

made a video about the protests, anything I can do to make it better?

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it's actually very normal to see your pic related in France, I don't know what's so shocking

kek

Don't you people get sick of eating nothing but carbs?

>hon hon, taxes, hon hon
>WHEEEEEEEE HOOOOooo... *blop*
>WE SURRENDER
>schlump schlump

Bed that bread!

Oh shit Bongs, you got competition.

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I immediately thought of this as soon as I saw the pic
>hon hon hon!

>not baked and breadfilled

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kek

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carbs good fren

>hon hon hon

Ya rite, hunter. Go tell ur lies somewhare else

>henri
>obtenir les baguettes

Sure it’s not a Jewish knife?

Kill yourself baguette

>didn't have bread license

Murdoch-chan's grandma is such a sweetheart.

I liked it.

"murdoch murdoch" is basically rick and morty for underageb& memelords who prefer Jow Forums to reddit. If you watch that cancer expect rope in your future

freedom bread

prolly to hide it as if it were food til they were slicin niggas

Based assault baguettes.

>peuple
Kek. Fucking brainlets

Hide it in their ass

Fuck me. A burger giving English lessons. 'Tis truly a bizarre timeline.

I thought everyone had a bread knife

breddy good
baguettes for faggits

Holy shit guys a baguette flew over my house just now!

>not having it stick out of a small paper bag and have to constantly keep the baguette from falling out
you quebecois are fake frenchies