Whats going on cunts?
How is your afternoon going?
>Fire storm conditions have arrived.
9news.com.au
>The Queen said: “Prince Philip and I are saddened to hear of the unprecedented fires impacting so many people in Queensland.
newidea.com.au
>Encryption laws should probably read this
itnews.com.au
>Apple says fuck that
tendaily.com.au
>That property market collapse is coming
businessinsider.com.au
40C days are not going anywhere any time soon lads
Fuck off we're f-
Slip slop slap extreme UV as well
>10 minutes will cause sunburn
I'll trade ya. Been ten below freezing for 4 days now
You know the roads melt in that kinda heat right?
Also it was snowing last month.
strange times.
Deal.
I like Australia. It has milk.
Milk is good.
Yes. Milk is good. Drink it.
Something about milk?
>Australia will burn
[soon]
Based arrow poster.
Yep, Drink more milk. It helps improve your eyesight so you can shoot you Martini Henry better.
Based and Arrow pilled.
>ID: modB0gmX
Surely you do it for free
Cronulla 2.0 when?
I do a lot of things for free.
But I do get payed for doing your mum.
Well last time was because the life guards got their heads kicked in by muslims after they took over the beach so next one will probably be when muslims beat up fire fighters after starting a fire.
you get paid to fuck your own mum?
by who?
your step dad?
greentext?
oh no its hot in summer oh no. Neck up parrot and embrace the warmth cuck.
>Be me.
>Really cool dude.
>With a martini Henry
>And Milk.
>Get payed by my step dad to fuck my Stepmom.
>He does it to "teach her a lesson"
>I think she likes it
>But it's gonna end soon
>I'm gonna leave this hell hole.
>And marry my martini Henry.
>Been fucking my Martini Henry.
>One's already in the Chamber.
>I've actually never fucked my stepmom.
>Just fucking use a dildo and only do it in the dark.
>My love goes to only my sweet MH MK2
>And we love drinking milk.
Based and redneck pilled
Thank you Aussie.
Spent 10,000 hours in Notepad for this.
Melting roads and uses thongs to demonstrate hot tar. Only in Australia. I’m amazed we aren’t all dead from red back bites.
Encryption laws are top kek. How many Australian companies provide software and app encryption?everyone else will tell them to fuck off.
It's the government's cunning plan to make Atlassian move overseas.
This is how desperate they are for a police state.
Let's not forget they also passed:
>aph.gov.au
A couple months back. I'm guessing we're going to want to overthrow the entire government in 2019.
>Be my dad
>Own Australian army corps 310 cadet rifle that belonged to his dad.
>Have limited ammunition because surplus 310 is rare because its a fucked up cartridge and most of it was used in the emu war
>Father goes on holidays
>Brother finds the tin of ammunition literally still has sand in the box probably from Egypt
> Load rifle and shoot old refrigerator.
>John Howard orchestrated the port author massacre to steal our guns.
He sure did. And 310 is the best meme cartridge ever made.
Is your state gun friendly anons
Mine in the US is. I can have whatever I want as long as it's federally ok. My next buy will be a Martini Henry Mk4.
this is a HEAPS early aus/pol/ thread
how many neets post here?
Haha we want our semi automatic rifles back it's fucked that our laws restrict us so much
Got the day off so I'm getting comfy
Should i go out drinking tonight?
It is, and it's getting worse over here too. But then again, from my cold dead hands. So they can try.
One day again, you will be able to buy a Ak with no license or restrictions in Australia!
Nah, time to be comfy and post on aus/pol/.
I work 2 hours in the morning and 4 hours in the afternoon nearly everyday.
Realy patricians like me earn over $100+ a day and i even get to pop home for a couple of hours for a wank and a bit of vidya in between shifts.
but i wanna fuck a slut or twink.
Crossdresser is a maybe and a fat girl is a possible.
After the financial collapse everything Will be open slather. I just hope it's not far away
Remember to do a flip, faggot.
Soon user.
Mechanic work for my self. Fix trucks on 80 bucks an hour flat out all the time first day of in ages I love dealing with only white people
I take what i can get, honestly.
The drink is needed in any event to stop me from telling them to look forward to the day of the rope for being traitorous retarded communist tools.
I am a repentant hypocritical degenerate, friend, no ass muncher
i sweep floors and clean toilets for $23/hr
>work 6 hours for $100
What kind of shitty job do you have lad
Encryption laws aren't going to fuck with things like Protonmail are they? I don't see how they're going to stop that unless it's completely banned
user get a trade man. Oi try get a job with a agricultural dealer ship move to the country
Get paid weekly around $600-$700 for an honestly not too stressful job.
The lower caste is unappreciated and filled with dropkicks.
I'm too lazy to go back to TAFE after i got fuckall (except 6 months of "unpaid work experience) from an electrical pre-apprenticeship course.
Rather sit in my comfy job and earn.
Are you white? And what city man? Seriously though there are good paying unskilled jobs the average yardie is on 30 an hour
Heavy larp
>Are you white? And what city man?
I'm white and in the whitest city
who HERE getting KEEN for the labor/greens NEET coalition next year?
I'm curious as to what the whitest city really is
is that a benis?
i'd rather commit an act of civil disobedience involving explosives and an armoured bulldozer
haha
Hobart, Tasmania is the whitest state so that would make sense.
the sunshine state, friend
Probably correct, lived in Brisbane and on Gc for a few years but Brisbane is full of gooks and hipsters
Tasmania, land of removing genders from government ID
Didn't Victoria remove genders from birth certificates?
I don't know I try to ignore that shithole of a state
Was in Cronulla last night. I don't think the Chinese that are slowly taking over give two hoots about having another riot.
I'm out of work in 10 minutes so I'm on the royally sanctioned fuck around on your phone time.
WHO HERE READY TO DAB ON THE LIBERAL PARTY?
also is there much money to be made working the voting booths on election day?
It is nothing but sadness
do the drop bears get more ferocious when it's hot?
AFTERNOON GENTS
so should i go and get drunk tonight?
>fuck off we're fu--
scarn'on cunts how fuck'ds yr arvos?
Getaload of this pollywog, you been on walkabouts looking for a fag to suck down after being beaten brainless with half a sack of camel shit?
Been a while since i witnessed a good boof on the board.
now this is epic
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
right, anymore out of you and I'll be having you outside mate
Fairfukkendinkum?
Ill get me cockatoo nosed pliers and stuff them up your nose while singing waltzing matilda if you aren't careful.
did last nights bogans meet up and punch on?
LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT
Can we still look at loli?
It has been illegal for years and if you have in the past i think 6 years?
You are on an ASIO watch list.
Why does the government tax alcohol so fucking much? We shouldnt have to pay $40+ dollars for a bottle of vodka
It’s 24C here in Brisbane and 40C in Melb
Shit literally makes no sense
>Can we still look at loli?
you belong in an unmarked grave
Yeah but the government couldnt find out.
it makes sense if you know how weather works
>watching The Breakfast club
>tfw no autistic alcoholic Allison gf in 1984
youtube.com
australia is gay and i'm staying
I do too but I’m shocked the swap around happened so quick. I’m not used to it being so cold in December and was shocked cause Melb was 20C max last week
Global cooling is coming, better to get ready!
>>Imam who married a 14-year-old girl to a 34-year-old man at a Melbourne mosque loses final appeal against his conviction
A former Muslim imam who performed a marriage between an underage girl and a 34-year-old man has lost his appeal to have his conviction overturned. Imam Ibrahim Omerdic was convicted in 2017 for unlawfully solemnising a marriage between a 14-year-old girl and a Rohingya refugee at the Noble Park mosque, in south-east Melbourne. He was sentenced to two months' prison for his 'serious breach of trust' but was released immediately on a two-year recognisance release order.
That's what you think,
MERINO glowies have been watching you since late 2008 mate.
Just got my optometrist to give me a slightly higher prescription, they got me to 20/20 and said it was good enough. It took some convincing but they did more tests and now I can read street signs from 100m away.
Cool, i was born with superior genes and can do that without glasses.
Victoria has gone full socialist. I hate this state and a majority of the people in it. Any anons feeling the same
>tfw fucked up my eyes so bad that i cant read light up signs from more than 50 meters away
So can my brother, except he is at the peak of human visual acuity, at vision at 20/5.
I'm at 20/10, still better than 99.9% of the population. Luckily visual acuity isn't related to needing glasses or not, it's to do with rod and cone cell density.
Stop looking at solar eclipses