Reminder Jesus was a refugee

Reminder Jesus was a refugee.

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Mary and Joseph weren't refugees, they were travelers.

Reminder Jesus was white so no one cares.

I get the joke and it's funny, but just in case some idiot mouthbreather is lurking here and thinks this might actually be true, I want to point out the sarcasm in OPs post. People are fucking retards these days and can't tell jokes from nonjokes.

I would not be a bit surprised if they were putting the nativity scenes in cages just to keep niggers from stealing them.

Jesus was a kike fucking talmud jew nigger lover. We hate jesus fag in these boards.

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So moving to another province in the empire you are born in is being a refugee?

Fuck your fag flag nigger

>Reminder Jesus was a refugee.
No he fucking wasn'y you idiot he was born in Roman Judea, he could go fucking any where in the empire and if wasn't such a pussy he could have been a legionnaire and maybe even a citizen of Rome. Refugee my ass.

No, also

>Merifat
>Calling others dags

Have you looked in a mirror lately?

>We

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and jesus spoke on to them saying "gib me dat money"

REMINDER: JESUS ISN'T REAL. NEVER WAS.

YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

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Begone Jew.

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A refugee? Wait a minute...which particular group of people persecuted him?

this. all white men of character are Agnostic

hi

begone jew indeed (((jesus)))

i dont get this

>travelers
Are you sure they weren't drivers?

Since jesus was a kike. They should have put the nativity doll in an oven instead.

Jesus spoke out heavily against the traditions of men, which ultimately became compiled in the Talmud.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph avoided the persecution of King Herod, so they went to Egypt to seek refuge. Once Herod died, they went back to Israel. I very highly doubt that they established drug cartels, brought crime, and refused to assimilate while in Egypt. It's stupid to compare Jesus to a modern day ""migrant""

Christcucks will defend this

Reminder that refugee was crucified. Should we start crucifying niggers, ragheads and spics?

HAHAHAHA!!!!

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Are you saying that Joseph and Marry didn't flee to Egypt so that Jesus wouldn't be killed?

>Jesus was a refugee.
no he wasn't, he went to Bethlehem to be born there to fulfill the scripture and then went back to where his parents lived

>Jesus was a refugee.

No he wasnt. He didn't even leave his home country during his 30 years of life.

Judea and Egypt were both part of the Roman Empire.
Pax Romana, faggot

Nobody. They would have a better argument if they referenced Joseph and Mary fleeing to Egypt with Jesus, as Herod was wanting to kill him. But again, Egypt was part of the Roman Empire.

Jospeh was ordered by the Roman Census to return to the city of his birth. They journeyed from Nazareth in the northern province of Roman Judea to Bethlehem in southern Roman Judea.

see

He didn't follow the Talmud and was notably more about the spirit than the dogma, he said nothing about blacks, and the new testament is more antisemitic than the Merchant of Venice. The Gospels are largely about how some powerful Jews fucked Jesus over to maintain power.

Jesus was a hippie who thought rich people were damned to hell but you're still just some uninformed edgelord.

>we ignore Jesus was ordered to be killed by the Roman govror of Judea

He was also the son of god and not a spic smuggling dope or a raghead blowing up elementary schools.

Your point?

>Jesus was A refugee
>Came back to his homeland 8 years later
>”Oy vey goyim take millions of third worlders with no skills and no knowledge of your language”
>”Oh goy, they’re not coming back, they’re here forever!”

don't worry, when Zeus returns, he's gonna
kill everyone who killed him.

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Mary and Joseph also went one country over for refugee status, they didnt hop 3 countries and then settle.

So...we should crucify refugees?
Fucking BASED!

that depends, are you jewish?

Pontius Pilate did nothing wrong. It was the Jews that killed him. Pilate washed his hands of it.

They should use a black one

And they were traveling to their origin of birth for a census no less.

Bwahaha! We could line the border with crucified refugees. Hey-zeus crucified at the border. We can tell everyone that the Democrats came up with the idea

Dare me to squat on top of the cage and plop a big shit on jesus?

It was made very clear in the Gospels he COULDN'T go anywhere in the empire because Jews would have murdered him before the time he was supposed to get murdered.

If he's a refugee depends on how you define refugee. Saying he was an exile is probably more precise.

Yeah to escape actual murder, not for Egyptian gibs. And he went back when everything went back to normal unlike the leeches.

No, but let's hear the kikes complain when we crucify hey-zeus. Lol.
>Oy very, you can't crucify Jesus!

Jesus is not the real name of Jesus, only the English translation of the Greek version. His real name would be pronounced Yeshua Ben-Yosef.

are they systemically murdering infants in Mexico or Central America?

No, They do that in America

It's because niggers steal Jesus from Nativity Scenes all the time.

Except he wasn't though.

It's to keep him safe from pedo priests

That too

Holy fuck so many people in this thread have clearly never read the Gospels which aren't even that long yet feel the need to comment on if Jesus was a refugee or not.

Like this dumbass.

He wasn't a refugee. He was at Judea. Where he was from.
And yes Crucifying them would be an excellent idea.

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AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER?

Not to mention that they have no contextual knowledge of history or the geopolitical climate of that period in time

>Reminder Jesus was a refugee.
Great! I'm down with crucifying every dirty low-life illegal alien scumbag!

Thanks for the great idea bro!

Go Back, All Ye Faithful
Carol of the Womps
ICE Came Upon a Midnight Clear
Grandma Got Teargassed By A Reindeer
Frosty the ICE Man
White Christmas
You'll Be Sent Home For Christmas

Honestly, it looks more like they are just trying to protect their religious shit from niggers, vandals and thieves. When I saw the caged statues, I didn't immediately think of the migrants, but simply assumed it was some church in a shithole city that needs to fence off certain things like statues and put bulletproof glass in gas stations.

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This nigga knows what's up.

>offer up a convicted murderer to the mob
>the Jews are happy to let him go if it means Jesus is the one killed

Still no apology from Israel.

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Reminder that refugee has a specific meaning that means fuckall when it comes to Christ.

ref·u·gee
[ˌrefyo͝oˈjē]
NOUN
a person who has been forced to leave their country in order to escape war, persecution, or natural disaster.

Sage this stupid shit.

i was trying to sing this as the come all ye faithful carol, by the time i realized it was seperate carol names i was at white chirstmas

Jesus is a kike and Christianity is a Jewish religion that belongs in the Middle East.

It's my culture boss.

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Jesus is Sovereign.

This, and I quote, let his blood be upon us and our descendants. The words of the phariesees, whose decendents are the talmudists, ie modern rabbincal judaism. The synagouge of satan.

jesus was a regular roman citizen

They sought refuge in Egypt after Herod tried to kill him.
That's what OP was referring to.

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We still can’t let refugees live in our nation. Even if they’re just like Jesus. They have to stay where they are

kikes were a mistake

>You've got it wrong. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me!

>Putting a Jew in a cage
Oy vey goy this is a hate croime!
Sumbudy repawt it!

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what level of autism is this?

I don't remember him murdering or raping anyone.
I also don't remember him selling drugs or stealing.

This is why I will never be a Christcuck

Shouldn’t those rich church people go to honduras, a primarily Catholic nation, and build shelters for them there? Start businesses there? Why not? Too dangerous? Why? Surely it can’t be the people, that’s racist. Ideology? No. As a Democrat, they hold solidarity with socialist Governments. So, what’s the solution? Force thy neighbor to pay for your guilt. Hypocrite pieces of shit.

wow. fucking this. underated as fuck.

the whole story is historical fiction. no such census ever took place at that point in time, and you certainly wouldn't have had to travel to your place of birth just to participate in a census.

Jesus went back to where he came from.. Therefore shut your pig face we're sending Hey-Suse, the same direction.

OP deserves to be crucified then, since Jesus never traveled outside of the Roman empire even once, how could he be a modern refugee when he never even left Rome?

East Coast user here. Degeneracy is utterly RAMPANT in Massachusetts and Rhode Island. I haven't really explored the other neighboring states too much but I suspect that they're similar. I used to live in California of all places, both northern and southern, and I never saw this much open faggotry.

why did mary and joseph go to bethlehem? i never read the bible