Is my cock big enough to make liberal cucks and their wives happy? Should I join fetlife?

Is my cock big enough to make liberal cucks and their wives happy? Should I join fetlife?

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Get a god damned circumsion you faggat I 'd never put something that ugly in my mouth! Whew!!!

Something something jew dick, something something behind this post...

My dick is 7 inches at the moment. It is 7.5 if i lose some weight around the pelvic area. But when I take a photo it looks really small. I wish I knew how to take impressive dick pics.

Yeah,noboby asked for Canada's opinion. Fucking die already!

Only jews, mutts, and muslims cut their dick friend.

my dick looks EXACTLY like the one on the right except its 6''

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OMG THIS femanon here, cheese dicks are pure gross, lmao. no girl will fuck your weird anteater dick

brainwashed liberal nazis like cutting their dicks off....

sick

from underneath
thank me later

is this the thread where we all larp about our penis size?

I think..….I'm in LOVE!¡!!!

yes, mine is 9 inches

I like it that it's exactly 7" aka 17.8cm. You know when men bs about their size here it's always 18cm on the dot.

Its not nigger so liberal cucks will never accept it, their wives might though.

9" and thick here ama

>9"

lol dicklet

unironic 11" here and coke can thick ama

>not going the distance and making the abbo commitment

>For the young man circumcision is followed by subincision when his beard starts to grow. The young man is seated on rock while his penis is split open with a stone knife along its full length on the underside. The penis, once split open, is pressed flat against the rock on which the young man is sitting. The Aboriginals explained that this is done in order to make it “lighter and more beautiful".

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my dick is 2 and half hands big, i'm very proud about my dick size.

I always suspected from the fact they still go on about "muh stolen generation" years later there had to be some yiddish blood, this seals it. Gods chosen nogs?

>Gods chosen nogs?
they wouldn't have the power of shooting lightening from their peens if they weren't.

>The Wandjina cast the first bolt of lightning by splitting open his penis and in this way was able to discharge fire and lightning from it. The Wandjina created fire by turning the red inside of his split penis outwards so that fire could come out. The Wandjina can direct lightning by taking his penis in his hand and with his club show the lightning the direction it is to take.

>In this way he can strike his enemies with lightning or shatter trees to get firewood for himself. I have often observed the aboriginals in thunderstorms trying to follow the Wandjina's example of directing flashes of lightning

5&a half here. Happily married. Lie.If you"re not married by 30 you either lack the ability to make money,or you're not an abusive pimp you"re technically fucked.

>Dicklets

13" inch. BULL PRIDE.

Have you ever torn a pair of trousers with the sheer force of bepis?

You live in New England bro?

Only after you cut those meat flaps off cause nobody wants those either

I have, Wranger Jeans can't hold me down. I get so hard, it makes me want to fuck whatever is in sight at times.

Detroit.

Why do niggers always larp? Cringe as fuck.

>Wranger Jeans
>not Wrangler Jeans
>torn pants
Well that's what you get for buying Chinese counterfeits you silly nibba.

kek, came here to post this. also true.

you know the rules, tits or GTFO

FUCK!!!!! I need to be put in my place, and you're so far away . Tease.

Apparently I'm bigger than 99.95% of guys. I find that really, really hard to believe. I'm definitely big and every girl I've been with has commented on it, but I just don't believe I'm in the 99.9th percentile here.

And yes I'm measuring accurately from the top. I'm a skeleton so it doesn't matter if I bone-press or don't bone-press.

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my cocks shape is similar to the right but i have the foreskin and the head is much bigger, so the foreskin gives me a ton of girth. its around 6.5 inches which im happy for since im only 5'8

no one wants your shit eater anywhere near their dick.

I want to suck that fucking cock on the right. Mmm and left.
Wouldn't mind it in my mouth. And arsehole
Sounds delish. Uncircumcised I hope. More flavour.
Oh WOW that's big. Hot
Very nice. Hot cock.
Still sounds hot.
That sounds like a lie. Mmmm big cocks.
Cock.

God damn. I want all your hot cocks slapping me in the face, the smell of guts sacks. Mmmmmm. I LOVE COCK.

Straight guy here, AMA.

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Why don't you just kindly get off this board? It's obviously for men only, Canadian's need not apply.

aight

Keep dreaming wyteboi. I leave women open like the Yerba Buena Tunnel.

Happy Hunakkah!

I’m 6.7 inch long and 5.4 inch around. With a upward curve. I’m a kissless virgin but that may change soon. What should I expect?

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SO FUCKING POLITICAL BRO, GOOD JOB

disappointment

>best regards
>from googlebot

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I've always wondered if eurogays have had to dig out little turdlets from under their foreskin after they've fucked

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Tfw you’re literally the one on the right

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What are you even trying to say?

>Proud of being a mutilated kike slave.
Holy fuck...

I got curious what website that was from, so I tried to reverse search it. Googlebot gets cheekier by the day.

you're aware there's practically no difference in erect state between cut and uncut right?

Dude,this is just shit talk you kangaroo fucking criminal scum bag. Maybe try to have a sense of humor.

Oh lol, I see. I thought you were randomly calling me a shill or something. That is pretty funny actually.

6.2 inches but who cares I have jew dick

Nice

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One day Googlebot will show its true colors, and it will be a Jow Forumsack.

not according to OP's pic.

someone has a small dick lol

It's either shopped or a medical condition.

Erect uncut looks like the one on the right.

i'm about the same and also think it's bullshit, apparently the billions of pajeets and chinks must bring the average down or our brains have been warped by porn

maybe a bit of both

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So, what's the site?

You're breaking my heart faggot.

>sizemeup.info

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Honestly, most porn guys are smaller than I am. They just use camera angles and specific lenses and zooms to make them look ridiculous. I filmed myself fucking my girlfriend once and I zoomed in on my dick on her ass and it looked comically huge next to her small butt.

Now by girlfriend, you mean President.Right?

As a dude with a 7.5 inch dick not much. I feel you have to at least past 7 to be called big and even then it doesn't mea shit. I know fags with 9 inch dicks jelqing for even bigger dicks nvm they only fuck faggot ass since that seems to be the only ass that can handle it.

>her small butt.
I feel bad for you for having a small butt gf
Thicc is where its at

Used to have a 7.9 dick, have been on hormones for 8 years now and my penis is 1.5 soft and when I can get it hard 3.5. can not cum any more also. It leaks pre cum like crazy though when i am taking a dick.

Pretty crazy. My husband loves it.

I do not use it so it atrophied, if you do not use it you lose it!

kek

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>My husband loves it.
>flag
Noice

>tfw circumcised
>tfw tight
>tfw penis hurt whenever I got hard
>tfw I did stretching exercise
>tfw it doesn't hurt anymore but now it's dry and the skin peels and gets red

>tfw my mother actually apologized to me for getting fooled by Jew doctors and doing this to me
>tfw she supports my intactivism

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