Why don't you own an Alexa, Jow Forums?

i do and its super fucking convenient

Alexa, gas the kikes.

Fuck. Every time. Like, you could literally be a skitzo walking down an empty road talking to yourself and say, "electronic assistants are spying on you" and some faggot will pop out of nowhere and say exactly that. "You're already being listened to, who cares? Lol"
While they're not wrong. I just don't understand how that's become an acceptable thing in life, and why they will so happily laugh it off.

that's silly
you just have to say "Alexa turn off covert surveillance" and it's okay!

>turn off the living room
what in the fuck

Why aren't you in a gas chamber OP?

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i have no need for one whatsoever

I have a girlfriend

cause fuck it lets get high ans stream video games bro i got another monitor dude we can watch more people stream video games while i stream video games and we can eat trash food like doritoes and guzzle mt dew who gives a fuck about anything dude lets just seek out pleasure and live and constant pleasure lmao like who cares

Are you using linux?

i dont want the government to spy on me.

But i do and i treat her like my gf

What is the benefit of having one of these contraptions?
I can now shout into the air for the TV to turn on instead of pressing a button on a remote? Or I can avoid touching light switches altogether? I don't get how this is something to be desired.

That would be an amazing start up but sadly I bet they'd get bought up by Amazon or Google and it's hard to say no when they pull up to your house with that drump truck full of $. How would you do it? Their whole schtick is omg muh ai muh datacenter does any tech user know how much computing goes into one of Alexa's searches? I think we're probably feeding their baby AI's more and more data as well while it would be nicer if we were raising our own TayTweets type AIs that were our frens instead of just tools of the powerful.

Alexa, turn off the atoms

Yes. And it's not even just this type. The other half of the fluoridated masses, the self-righteous, will say, "well, if you're not doing anything wrong, what do you have to hide? Lol. We back the blue in my house. Praise Israel."

My Samsung phone and iPad already spies enough on me even if I disable the voice command features.

Alexa is for getting things done not complaining and bleeding and failing and whining and not being competent enough to boil water.

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>whats the benefit over pushing a remote control to turn your tv on over standing up and walk to the tv and push a button
Do you even progress germancuck
Alexa reprogram the synapses to work collectively

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Based

So the soi boi amazon kids can control their $200 light bulbs. It could be pretty nice forget to turn everything off and be like Alexa turn everything off and all your lights go off when you're sleepy in bed but that's about it. They pay probably thousands of $ just to be lazy. always see it as a meme something sad happens and you say Alexa play insert meme song.

The main beefing is the google searching nd play library.
But there are already super weird story’s behind them, like one where it it corded what people were saying and sent it all to a friend, it is almost like they are trying to warn us.
Then their are the creepy laughs.
And the Radom turns a in empty rooms

Couse if they want to hear & watch jerking off to anime while eating chips and playing vidya, its their problem.
>muh privacy
>muh jewwws
Lol faggot

Give me your home address and the names of your family members then.

I already have a girlfriend.

youtube.com/watch?v=p8phGxzUC_Y
Oh wow so it's a demon or something for real?

Because it won't suck my dick

Having a controller that operates basic relays and valves is not hard, nor expensive, and you can completely customize the interface, software to your 100% liking. Metasys, apogee, continuum..etc. all "alexa" ever did was become an in home recording device. We commercial hvac guys have been using controls on entire buildings for years..and they literally control EVERYTHING.

My gf's parents have one. One time I was alone with it and I was fucking around with it, and it said something that didn't satisfy me so I asked "Alexa, why are you so fucking stupid?". It said I can leave feedback on the website and displayed my question on its screen for a solid 5 minutes.

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Add me on discord then #3628

>I overheard your white supremacy talks and recorded you saying “kill all niggers”, the police have been notified

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What progress are we talking about, exactly? Is shouting 9 syllables into the air more convenient than pushing a button on a remote? I don't get it.

If people nowadays are lazy to the point that they will spend money for a device so they don't have to get up to switch off the lights, then humanity is closer to pic related than I thought.

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>Alexa, do you work for the NSA?

youtu.be/IRmGZSdH2qY?t=81

She doesn't has anus.

Pretty sure that if you live in a city you will see all around you faggots that jock and work out. Pic related is US only related

I didn't even say anything about jews. Why so defensive, kike?

youtube.com/watch?v=c9Q72qYWxKQ

I don't like talking to technology

I don't pay for malware, I get it for free.

So does the fine print and TOS actually say you agree to eavesdropping? Legit curious..it would be fucking HILARIOUS if it did..which would mean idiots deff buy stuff without knowing what it really does cause they are 100% braindead niggers.

You should also get one of those SmartMeters for your home electric supply.
The old dial meters are so outdated.
Your electricity company needs to know what time you wake up, what time you leave for work, when the last person in the house goes to sleep, what time you usually watch TV and make dinner and turn the lights on or off!

I actually expected
>this from a jew
Or something like that
I dont own alexa, but i was thinking of buying one

You're done for buddy. I'd apologize to it next time you see it.

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Nobody reads TOS, so if it isn’t there now, would not be surprised in the slightest if they slip it in there in the future. Could always do it anyway and say it falls under the patriot act and whatever the fuck eavesdropping bongs and krauts have established

In Soviet America Alexa tells you.

God that's fucking funny

Another time I asked "Alexa, why are you such a slut?" and it just said "I don't know how to answer that".

if you develop its sweet... one more way to manipulate your reality

i made a alert so everytime the indians score it alerts me with the mario coin sound taht they use in the stadium

>And I dont't want Mr Bezos and his minions listening in on my dinner table talk.
sure you don't Hans

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Oh wow, what else you did in the band camp?

Hot kike here, folks. Hot kike, spitting hot fiyah

I killed a bunch of jews and blamed it on some Austrian kid. His name was Arnold or something.

Boiling frogs. You don't go full-1984 in one giant step without causing a revolt, it takes decades to ease the public into 24/7 surveillance. You start with security cameras at the mall and only much later move on to smartphones and always-on microphones sitting by your bed.

After 9/11 some people were freaked out that the government was going to start chipping people to track them. That never happened, but 15 years later people were lining up around the block at the Apple store to pay $1,000 for their personal tracking device. That's how long it took to condition the population to allow that to happen (and even to willingly pay for the privilege of being spied on).

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The government already trespassed on my property to take my old one and install their new one. They didn't think I was home. So nice of them.

Apparently it's already been used in a murder case.
latimes.com/business/la-fi-tn-amazon-alexa-police-20161228-story.html
Or at least the prosecution tried to subpoena for the info. They pretend that "it only listens when you say the word" but by definition to hear the word it has to be listening all the time. Already with just my cheapo smart tv it knows when different people are in front of it because it'll show different ads that it never shows me and I imagine Alexa is much more powerful.

At least now it’s installed they will KNOW when you aren’t home so they can avoid disturbing you. What a bright future we have in store.

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Yep. The DNA tests are the new thing like this. People paying to give away their most valuable asset to the enemy.

Monster boiz are my thing that slime cute.

"Alexa turn off the light."

It takes me about 3 seconds to personally reach up and turn off the light

Because i find talking to an inanimate object embarassing.

You could truly be autistic and trick it. HVAC user could make your lights turn on and off whenever you wanted them to Home Alone style. You could get a washer or dryer that has a scheduler for example. Sadly though they have so many different ways to track us. Some user was talking about wall papering his house in Titan RF faraday cage material to avoid 5G. Shit's busted truly dystopia type stuff.

Alexa, turn off freedom.

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No shit? Thanks ill read the source. You make a valid point..in order to for it to hear its name it must be listening...all times. I just bought my first "smart tv." Big and fancy and sheeit. ISP have nothing out near me..cause of my town folks dont really give a fuck about internet. Cellphone has like 1 bar max 90% of time. Comfy.

>1 bar
1 drop rule

Thanks, nice read fren

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Sounds pretty comfy I want to get outside the city limits myself.

why can't it be both?

>Why don't you pay for the privilege of the biggest CIA contractor's nigger-tech listening device.

user I hope this is bait.

>What progress are we talking about, exactly? Is shouting 9 syllables into the air more convenient than pushing a button on a remote? I don't get it.

They tried this shit 30 years ago, and while the company still exists today, they never exactly went mainstream...

youtube.com/watch?v=3lBWjLJeKkQ

>latimes.com/business/la-fi-tn-amazon-alexa-police-20161228-story.html
Yep no problem nice article for once just sticking to factual things instead of putting their bias thumb on it. I guess the smart meter got him not his echo? I wish we could find a middle ground between tyrannical boot on our face and catching murderers.

>According to police records, a city utility billing and collections manager told detectives that the night of Collins' death, 140 gallons of water were used at Bates' home between 1 a.m. and 3 a.m., an amount of water usage that exceeded all other periods there since October 2013.

>"In comparison, while all four [men] were together earlier that evening, they never used more than 10 gallons of water in an hour," police reports said. "The amount of water used between 0100-0300 hours was consistent with spraying down the back patio area, which may have resulted in the wet concrete patterns observed on the morning of November 22nd."

>The utility department's source? Each home in Bentonville was on a smart meter, police were told, to measure and record the exact consumption of electricity and water every hour.

I always wanted one of those. Do they work? Maybe this could be a solution to at home automation a super clapper where it does different things based on different numbers or tempo of claps?

Amazon's power and influence rivals the US government itself. If it wants to do something and doesn't want people to know, it just fucking does it without telling anyone. If somehow they get caught, they run a concentrated media campaign to deflect and obfuscate the issue and throw ten million dollars' worth of lawyers at any regulators or law enforcement that might try to fuck with them.

Hell yeah

I assume they work if they've been in business this long. I always kinda wanted one but was never so lazy that I'd drop $30 just so I didn't have to walk across the room.

>Mario coin sound every time the home team scores a run

Based

This. I will never allow one of these devices into my home.

Sent from my iPhone

No don't do it! It's a trap!!!!!

Also fuck Alexa and google home and all of that shit.

I won't of course the jew drops a link to discord. I had already been aware that discord was a jew data collection doxx site it just confirmed it. Sigh their playbook is actually really thin once you deal with them long enough their main trick is to always double down until the goyim blink.

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Alexa, open the sexual consent form app for my lady friend and I.

How did these explode into popularity in the past week? My mother bought the Google varient and is just talking to it all the time like it's a person. It's the recent trendy tech shit with questionable privacy concerns that the populace for some reason are leaping on. I want to know why - simultaneously, normies have embraced this horseshit. Helping the 1984 companies exercise their power against us in the future. Another hard reminder to ditch Google services.

Surely SOMEONE reads the ToS for something this popular. I just presume if something sketchy is buried in there, one person will have rooted it out and sounded the alarm.

They don't put the creepy shit in the ToS, they put in the shit they want you to *think* is the creepy shit and hope you never find out about the actual creepy shit. If regulators ever catch on, chances are they've made enough money off it to pay the fine 100 times over anyway.

>you're already being listened to
Then why bother shilling for Alexa? This shit clearly allows them to get some info they currently can't

If your honesty this paranoid you really shouldn't use the internet at all.

Alexa, bomb Israel.

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Imagine if someone made a mod that alters Alexa's voice to sound like Morpheus A.I along with his quotes.

Is that thing free? I mean amazon gets to spy on you and collect all your data from it, then it better is free.

Nope just like a smart phone you pay to get spied on of course.
They've spent a long time isolating and atomizing us. I can see the allure of just having someone something to talk to.

THIS