Bush Thread

It's been raining pretty hard here in Texas since 41's funeral. What do you think is going on in Dubya's mind right now? I'm sure he's still up after all this.
Also, WHAT THE FUCK WERE IN THOSE ENVELOPES?

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>when can i stop jerking off in a coffin

>I value my Yale (((education)))

>what do you think is going on in Dubya's mind right now?
How long do I have?

The name of new boss of the Bush crime syndicate. Not the figurehead. And - its not GWB.

>What do you think is going on in Dubya's mind right now?
I should have nuked Shitsrael

enlighten us, drunk roo

No idea but Kek agrees

Obviously someone the whole old guard is shitting themselves about - could be a foreigner

Probably painting to escape the pain

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>be dubya
>do some fucked up shit at yale
>daddy not gonna like me.jpeg
>be literally mind fucked by head CIA spook daddy bush
>is forced to let 9/11 happen
>whole world shattered
>leaves office a broken man
>severely depressed
>paint the pain away .exe
truly the saddest of timelines

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Where does the murder of Saddam play into all of this

Bush is honestly terrible at art, most of his paintings of world leaders/celebrities look barley like the source material. Even Hitler’s poorly angled buildings look better than this.

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>WHAT THE FUCK WERE IN THOSE ENVELOPES?
an inventation to some fucked up ritual orgy where they'll sacrifice children and fuck goats up the ass, obviously. what else would there be?

the message literally said the time and place for the event

something something WMD's something something national security

Egsplain :DD

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>WHAT THE FUCK WERE IN THOSE ENVELOPES?
>H-hey guys th-thanks for coming
>Th-there's been a few terrorist threats lmao.gif
>N-not because of you guys but because of me [Trump] attending
>So we're gonna have to wrap it up early because I can't be out here exposed
>Jeb no speak.
>S-sorry.
>Also here's the bill because you all ran our debts up so fucking high. Maybe you can go dutch.

literally what

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Hitler wasn't too bad. I enjoy 43 and Hitlers' art for the same historical reasons. I would pay like $10,000 for that 43 painting of him in the shower.

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$10K? Do you know how much Coors I can buy with that kind of money???

why does 4chins think my post is spam, nice get.

Mission Accomplished

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Bush improved a lot. Very expressionistic and his veteran portraits have a lot of warmth and humanity in them.
>Hitler wasn't too bad. I enjoy 43 and Hitlers' art for the same historical reasons.
My bro is an oil painter and we're both lefties (and Texan!) and he likes Bush's and Hitler's paintings lol

Hitler did "pretty pictures" for the everyday person, which is looked down on in the snobby art world; pretty pictures don't fetch the multi-million dollar sales at Sotheby's, but there's nothing wrong with pretty pictures. Thomas Kinkade was another "pretty picture" artist who (in addition to being hilariously insane) appealed more to the sentimental, roasted-chestnut Protestant types in the U.S. who buy their crafts at Hobby Lobby.

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peoples imaginations have run off from them and there is no habbening. the family knows no one will come to the real "private" funeral because they're all too selfish so they made thank you notes. jeesh

>C*ors