You show up for your first day at work and see this

Tell the Indian guy and the shaved head to leave and invite the rest to join my harem.

I absolutely do not exclaim that the room smells like dead fish

Quit IT go work building hand made wooden boats for rich guys. Or recreate a 1973 arcade with electro mechanical games, pinballs and pool tables. Restore old machines. I would also love to get into small steam engines,

nytimes.com/2018/12/07/technology/lean-in-sheryl-sandberg-problem.html

it's the Lean In office space

HERRING, is that....MACKEREL?!?

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It's this huffpo

Terug de bijstand in?

180°

came here to post similar

Being the new boss I first fire the uglies bc they assumed I'm a cishet white male (which I am) but didn't check their privilege as I am a genderfluid demiqueer procontra mtftm pseudorobot-otherkin mecha
Second I proceed to rape the good looking ones

Open up with " A lot of broads work here huh?." and just wait to be fired.

Pretend to care, and ask the hottest girl of she wants to go to happy hour

I emailed Gary Stern years ago. Asked him to acquire the rights to the classic games and reissue them. He actually emailed me back. The answer was no

ayyy paesan

bring headphones and a lot of condoms

based

stfu newfag

Take whats mine

ur telling me ur not gonna fuck em RAW and nut 3 inches inside their arbys supremes?

Ask who opened the tuna can

leave before i get fired

>is
"was"

Give them a lecture on diversity, diversity only counts if they are black and I see no black people in this picture.

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get fired an hour-later for somehow sexually harassing female employees with my eyes.

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Go sniff some fuel

Finally a chance to become the official office rapist of the year.

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Probably quit and start my own business because they were already going to make me do all the work

>the creatura on the far left
Dios mio

>Whose DTF?

Inform them that they are racists for not being majority black.

I awkwardly fumble around and start apologizing for walking into the women's bathroom..

from best raper in the family, to village rapist, to new heights, OFFICE RAPIST OF THE YEAR
youre a man what do you expect

OP is Underwear Black Congress Guy

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So many women, yet not a single one I would be down to fuck.

I'd do a 360° and walk away

Start trying to fuck them all one by one, I will enevitably get a decent amount and this will cause dissidence in the office between them as they all squabble over my dick. All the while, I will be climbing the ranks with strong white male work ethics and intellect, eventually becoming manager, thus making my illicit relations with all of them a conflict of interest. I fire these dumb sluts and hire on more hardworking males, productivity then soars and we eventually become a Fortune 500 business.

Why does it smell like fish?

Keep slacking around and work for like 2 hrs a day, collect my paycheck, make myself a dependency and keep asking for raises. Working around retards is the best money making scam

Nice b8

>If only you knew how bad things really were

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OP immediately starts to flirt with the guy on the right because he is faggot.

Start working my way through them one at a time I guess.

Hello, my name is Ahmed Mohamed and your unveiled faces offend me and my religion.
>proceeds to sue the company for islamophobia (while not even being islamist) and run with the money.

>he doesn't want to be the only alpha among a pride of bitches
user, are you serious? I'd start fucking all of them.

I bet you'd rather work with a bunch of sweaty men because you're a faggot who likes sweaty men.

Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away.

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Tell the lazy cunts to get back to work or they are fired.

>360 degrees
single digit iq

plus the bobs and vegene, am I right?

can only imagine how the room smells

They ain't telling no more tales

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Convert to Islam and culturally enrich the qt on the right.

Truuuu

>none whites

You wish

Well hello nufren.

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This is the kind of work environment that would fire you for a loud fart.

Befriend the guy. Pick the cutest girl.

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Well my only competition is a brown manlet s o y boy and I'm handsome AF and 6,4 so it's a good

GIVE ME THE GREASIEST, THE FISHIEST CUNT OF EM ALL

eh not bad

rollin

ROCK OUT WITH MY COCK OUT!

I would impregnate them all and rule over my harem of average looking 30 year olds.

How the fuck are you going to moonwalk away if you only turn 180 degrees.

My face when.

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Rrrrr.

"Oh I get it, you only earn 70% of a real wage, so they can hire more of you"

Pull my dick out.

I'd stay. There wouldn't be any competition and I'd be top shit by Wednesday

>what do?
slay all that puss like a porno

Avoid the lesbian on the left. Generally though, I would try to be nice. Most likely they’re catty with each other so I would insert sound logic when prompted. When women use male logic to solve issues between females, everything socially falls apart. I wouldn’t try to sow discord between them, as I know in the long run I’m aiding them by having them confront a female they don’t like for example and it’s not right. They’ll sort of see that too which will give my leverage. They will come to me for advice and with time I’ll be “the” guy of the most powerful female clique, therefore being the defacto Chad. Guy on the right will be BTFO and I can reap promotions while focusing on my work once I become the defacto chad.

This strategy has worked since high school, it worked in college and at work too. Within a couple months I’d turn a hostile environment into my grounds.

ask them why a company has so many receptionists

Ask where the problematic stapler is

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>what do?
Hope to god there isn't anyone's safety or life riding on the work being done there.

I would immediately start to fuck this beauty

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Speak with some women and fuck some bundas.

start circulating my CV. Pretend I never had this job so I don't have to explain why

>if only you knew how bad things really are

As a handsome guy I would be so happy. I would fuck at least 5 of them

roll

180° you absolute brainlets

Be excited for my new job at Blizzard/EA/Dice/Bethesda/bioware or any other goy supreme kiked up shithole

I’m so masculine and strong willed that they’d change to my way of thinking.

>the lesbian
>the
def. left/ight divide going on. I'd be wary of anything front left, they look like a write-up to HR the second you slap on em the ass and fart in their general direction

8 or 2 at a push

>Cheerleader effect not working with OP's photo
why is that, Jow Forums?

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>I like the bitchiest ones who will try and manipulate me and cheat with niggers