Prison resorts

what is prison like in your country Jow Forums?

here in australia even our maximum security prisons are basically like a 5 star hotel.
the prisoners can spend all day in their cell, playing their choice of PS4 or Xbox, shitposting online, eating expensive snacks like ferrero rocher and lindt chocolates.
if they choose to go outside, they can spend hours swimming in the prison pool, relaxing in the sauna, playing sports, smoking cigarettes/weed, or drinking alcohol.

often times, if you cry hard enough, or threaten the guards, they will actually just open the gate and let you out (that is if you dont just stroll away during one of the prison field trips to the casino, race track, or mini golf / laser tag).

other activities for prisoners include various types of arts and crafts, workshops, and advanced education worth many thousands of dollars (all paid for by the australian taxpayer)..
you can learn to be a doctor, veterinarian or a dentist for FREE, just by going to an australian prison.

worst of all, once you get out of prison (which will never be more than 6 - 12 months, even for murder), you will have all the same opportunities and even MORE than the average law abiding citizen.
you will have a high paying job waiting for you, free apartment, free car, neetbux raised a few hundred bucks 'to get you on your feet', and your criminal record will basically mean nothing, with no consequences,

being in an australian prison is better than a carribean cruise.
the best decision i could make for my future right now would LITERALLY be to drop my keyboard and mouse now, and go on a meth fueled armed robbery spree.

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Well I mean, your country was designed to be a prison in the first place.

Prison in the US is exactly like being back in 1850 but in reverse.
t. once picked a fight with a sheriff.

Kys you fagit

>the prisoners can spend all day in their cell, playing their choice of PS4 or Xbox, shitposting online, eating expensive snacks like ferrero rocher and lindt chocolates
If it were PC instead of shitty consoles, this would be a paradise

The OP post was tl;dr but what you posted stuck out.

>lindt chocolates
>expensive

Prisons in the US range from 1/2 way houses where you are locked in at night but have day jobs, to ADX supermax which is basically hell on earth, where you spend the rest of your life in solitary confinement, in your own cell for 23 hours a day.

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shut up, dumb faggot. lindt is fairly expensive. at most grocery stores, a bar retails for $4. you're like one of those faggot who would be like

>porsches aren't expensive! a new bugatti veyron is three million dollars!

Is that not about what chocolate costs?

aww shiet, we got a chocolate fight gentlemen.

In the USA it depends on your race. Whites are basically waterboarded 24/7 but any other race, they bring in white 10/10s to suck you off on an hourly basis, plus all the amenities you mentioned.

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>Whites are basically waterboarded 24/7
That's because most whites in prison who aren't methheads are child molesters.

Ours are 3 star hotels. But it would still suck big time getting send there. The are filled to the brim with mohammads.
If you want 5 star, try Norway. A rapefugee who got interviewed, when passing through our country, unironically stated that he was going to Norway because they have such nice prisons.
Here, read for your self. It's even in your own rags.
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Prison is comfy for degenerates as they can chat to other scum taking drugs all day with a tv, consoles and 3 squares a day but shit for non criminals who maybe said mean things on Twitter or defended their sister against rape and beheading

In my country they don’t feed prisoners or give them water but if you have money you can buy a couch, tv, have Prostitutes over when ever you want.
If you’re really rich then you never have to go

Breivik’s extra-large cell (three times the size of the one pictured above in order to increase the distance him and the general population) contains a study equipped with a computer. There’s no internet access but he can use it to watch DVDs if he doesn’t feel like surfing the 15 local channels on his flat screen.

holy shit, based breivik is one ethernet cable away from shitposting here with us.

>Not having the goverment pay to build you you're own private prison including pools, hookers, cocaine and all the comforts of home plus a view.

Plebs.

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based reagan should have carpet bombed this place.

Someone is projecting!

Everyone knows you blacks worship Islam specifically for that underage ass to rape.

Try and say Christianity is the “white mans god” and shit. We know better homegirl.

You would think it would be nice, but you will most likely freeze your ass off and get raped by chef running bear daily.

Guess you might get a tv to watch some cbc.

Prisons are like this in the UK too, and the majority agree with this system. Everyone seems to think prison is about rehabilitating rather than exacting punishment and revenge.
Morality is dead.

And thats beautiful

Here in norway you get a better apartment than most people for killing 77 leftist cuck

Keep up that reddit spacing child molester.

It's been like that since Rousseau's Social Contract, though.
Prisons aren't about punishment nor rehabilitation, they're about isolating a criminal element from the rest of society. What you do to him once he's isolated reflects more on your ruler's sense of pragmatism than on the populations sense of morality.

Morality is dead and the most read book on the inside is the koran...

>here in australia even our maximum security prisons are basically like a 5 star hotel.
I'm a lawyer.

Shut the fuck up you moron, you don't know a fucking thing about what it's like to be in prison.

you're a degenerate lawyer, you shouldn't even be posting here.
go suck some more criminal dick you nigger loving cunt.

>you shouldn't even be posting here.
I've been here for over a decade. You, on the other hand, still smell like whatever alt-right meme page referred you on. I fucking hate children and I fucking hate newfags.

>spending over a decade of your life in this shithole and actually thinking that's some kind of merit
lmao

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>implying