Be me

American usage also of the word ‘Is’ vs. ‘Are’ in regards to singular units made of individuals is more common. Example:
The team is garbage (American)
The team are rubbish (British)

>Europe, Australia and UK
ok. hahaha

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British English
>Good morning, my name is John.
American English
>Buenos días, mi nombre es Juan.

Europe has closer ties to Britain and so British English is the norm, and besides that thanks to the Empire British English is typically the norm internationally.

Most international schools use British English, whilst you specifically have to go to an 'American School' to learn that variant of English.

This country has more Aircraft Carriers therefore i should learn that version of the language,
Yeah US english sounds perfect for you user!

>I am a Japanese so I am not sure which language is proper.
For you, the correct version to learn would be American English. They absolutely wrecked you, and unless you are in a profession where you would opt to sound more 'upper class', other Japanese English speakers are almost certainly learning American English, so you'd be the odd one out. And also American English is more globally influential through pop culture.

Don't believe for a second that "Howdy y'all, I just fucked three of my cousins" is what proper English sounds like though. You'll not find a single fucking accent in North America where they don't fuck up the pronunciations on, particularly, "A's" occassionally.

In the UK, the Scots, Welsh and northern accents all fuck that up as well, and they don't speak totally articulate English either.,

Received Pronunciation English, think Jacob Rees-Mogg types, is the most accurate form of English you'll find.

It retains it's original spelling which shows the origins from French.

American ENglish is the best English. Trust me on that

well considering this is amerimutt english, you decide

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>brithis english teacher
>im japanese
Phahahahahahaha yeah right loser, and im not trying to subvert the west

spanish isn't English so your joke failed

>Cuando no estas usando llamar
*Me llamo, Juan, Onions un Americano como tú
Por qué eres un pinche maricón?

I've seen linguists argue American English has changed less over the years, since the Victorian upper class adopted continental pronunciations which inform well spoken English today.

>American English:
Good morning,my name is johnson
>British English:
صباح الخير اسمي هو محمد

>Europe has closer ties to Britain
Britain is part of Europe you moron.

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>Onions un Americano

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American English gets rid of a lot of the unnecessary silent letters. The language is still a bit of a shitshow, but it's still a large improvement.

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Doesn't matter how many aircraft carriers you have when you get nuked, you nip cunt.

British accent is gay. learn american English.

Based ROC

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he obviously means the continent you hairsplitting faggot

Proof, if ever it was needed, that our fine dark skinned friends have a mighty hard time living and existing in a civilised part of the world. After over 200 years they still can't get the language right.

Except there's a major cultural divide between Britain and the continent. Look at the results of cross cultural studies, and you'll see there's a strong case for Britain being separate to the political entity of Europe.

Europe is learning American English though, you fucking retard.

The English language itself is a shitstorm.

>American English:
ayo my nigga i iz jamal, gimme dat crack mf
>British English:
Good morning,my name is john

It doesn't really matter either way, to be honest

American English isn't real. Its a literal construct designed by the news media to create personalities whose mannerisms are universally pleasant/familiar to all Americans.
I'd say as a rule of thumb, the biggest differences are in the various American pronunciations of 'a' and 'er'. Americans also strike me as more fond of blending syllables.

>non-white making fun of a white country for being full of non-whites
Weird flex but ok

So you're an American teaching English in Japan, and your British boss bollocked you for misspelling certain words and/or using Americanised grammar. Then you went on Jow Forums to complain about this because you're a weeb cunt.

Cool.

I had got british english in school.

This but unironically. It's not even an insult. Accent notwithstanding, english is english just with continent-sized local quirks depending oh where you are in the world.

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Fuck off, you Brits always want to feel special because you can’t accept that you’ve become irrelevant. Enjoy your failed Brexit, fags.

Brits will be entirely replaced by mudslime Arabs in 10 years so American English is more relevant

>kiwis speak the kings english

lol no

I've readthat too, and to the best of my knowledge it's true for the majority,but to be more specific, there's more than just one accent in both American and British English.

Most American accents have evolved less since its conception than most British accents, however the oldest 'unchanged' accents are still British, and the most linguistically 'correct' with its pronunciation and how English is articulated is RP English. Linguists will say that also.

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Moggy doesn't speak RP and RP isn't "correct" you ignorant dolt.

Holy shit you're fucking illiterate.
He is a nip, learning English in the UK, asking what the difference is between American and British English, and which he should be more open to. You fucking dunce.

It's ''I was taught British English at school'', you retard.

Gotta love Cebulaks who are eager to show off their English, yet fail so miserably at it.

No it isn't it's spelled how it sounds unlike the American version.

At least we aren't made to feel ashamed for our nationality. How many times did you have the holohoax shoved down your throat in school, Hans?

Neither is more proper but yes, American English is more widespread for obvious reasons.

We wilk be speaking Arabic in a few more years and the yanks will be speaking Spanish.

No point fretting over it

I love it when people who have never actually been to the UK spout nonsense like this

Don't Pakis speak Urdu?

Also, delet this....

Chinks are objectively better than towelheads, mate. Even the Commie ones are.

But he just happens to have his Japanese flag on because you would of course use a nip proxy while studying in the UK as its still term time over here.

jajajajajajajajaja

British English and American English are the same minus the slang and spelling of some words. Doesn't matter which you learn, both will make it where you can communicate with English speakers. Funny enough I went to private school and they taught British English even though I'm American, we also learned Latin just so we could recite prayers and shit.

No, you will not. Stop panicking like a bitch, Jewish conspiracy is not fucking real, and there is no white genocide.

British english and American english are the same, with just minor pronunciation differences.

A-loo-meh-nim - American english
Al-loo-min-knee-um British english

british people say words "properly" and sound like poofter tossers that bear their fugly teeth with they talk.

Most of the world is more familiar with American English, so it's probably more useful to you. Anyone who says different has their head up their arse.

>Moggy doesn't speak RP
Yes he does.
> RP isn't "correct"
Yes it is.

Just don't waste your time if you know fuck all about the subject and are just some disgruntled cockney speaker who thinks 'correct' is subjective. Jacob Rees-Mogg is fucking textbook RP and its the majority of linguists in the field that say Received Pronunciation is the most accurate in both its pronunciation and articulation.

Wow! Very impressive you polish cunt youre the only one showing off your english here you fanny

>called english
>originates in britain
>unsure which is proper
so you are retarded? diversity hire confirmed

Hes right about spsnish, America has no officially recognized language and mass immigration from Latin America, Spanish could easily become the main language here.

I am sorry about that.

American English all the way. Go to the midwest, in the Eastern Nebraska/Western Iowa region. It's the most well understood form of English, as the lack of an accent and pacing make it quite easy to understand.

>Be American
>Cant talk or spell properly
>Too much effort for fat pasty body
>Cant drive properly
>Cant be trusted with gears
>driving glorified go-karts on the wrong side of the road.

I don't really see how that's the case, I hear people say that but it doesn't match reality

It's couleur in french

British version all the way. In the end its their language.

we dont say cull-loer we say cul-ler

stupid fucking inbred shitkin brit/muslim hybrid

LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH U FAGGOTS

>Spanish could easily become the main language here
Except for the part where everyone not on the coast furiously rejects it

Like four words are spelled differently, who cares?

Don't listen to that fag, you speak it better than the majority of "natives" here.

>I literally can't read so I'm just gonna shitpost in bad faith about OP's truthfulness instead of just answering the central question, to which OPs status as a nip or otherwise is unrelated

we pronounce it the same way, brainlet

you krauts always want to deny how special we are because you're jealous of our supreme culture and national history

S E E T H I N G

It just takes enough Latinos to push it. In my city a lot of jobs require you to speak Spanish now. It's ridiculous.

In modern French, Old French's spelling was different and closer to the words that entered English.

>Like four words are spelled differently, who cares?
Yes, in written language. American English and British English are also spoken variations.

then why the fuck would you say this
>it's spelled how it sounds unlike the American version

The U be silent rite?

>COLORE
>COLORE
>dis da way we ere in britbongistahhhhn say da wurd COLORE

We don't pronounce it the same way and we don't spell it the same way.

>britts calling people pasty

Hahahahahaha have you seen your people? You like a bunch of AIDs patients.

>lack of an accent
Southern Wisconsin/IL state line reporting. That's undiluted bullshit. Just because were more intelligible than people from the bayou or west Virginia doesn't mean the accent isn't obnoxiously thick. Were nasally and even our dialect gives the impression of philosophical rotundity. I mean don't get me wrong, I agree on everything else, but no accent?

Based and redpilled

We won the language in the war, so it's ours now.

Lour sounds closer to ler than lor when spoken brainlet. Why don't you change flower to flowor while you're at you colossal mong.

American english subtracts the letter u from words which, in every other english speaking country, traditionally have ou in them. Example of this is the word Color instead of Colour. Other than that, there is really no difference worth any consideration.

ばえすぢ

Yor right

British English doesn't exist, it's called English. You don't have Scandinavian Danish and Iberian Portugese, this shouldn't be any different.

American English is the proper form of the language. But most English professors don't even know the parts of speech so you'll definitely need supplemental instruction.

fucking lol

The k be silent right?
Knife.
Naw Im American, its spelt nife!

>but no accent?
I know exactly what he's eluding to, but yes, it is flat out wrong to claim 'a lack of accent' as American English as spoken in the Midwestern U.S. is its own regional dialect, or a couple dialects rather.

To name one a feature of Midwestern dialects that comes to mind immediately is the unique pronunciation (and sort of incorrect) of A's I mentioned before.

Because in AMERICAN English, which is the only version of English thats RELEVANT on the global stage, we say Flow-er and Col-er the O be silent

"Theodore, some ninny ruffian is making fun of Her Majesty's subjects!"

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