Live PD Thread 4: White Trash Edition

my ball itch

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I thought it was dip coming out of his nose at first.
Boy got fucked in the eyes with that punch though.

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Heh.... nothing personnel... too slow

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wat

Ham man.

I wish we could go back to fucking scientology

For me, it's CK.

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her ass would be so tight you would scrap mucus and poop residue from the walls of her colon.

Blanding? Blanda upp

I clicked and didnt see any posts
I thought i had it :(

>thought it ended at 11:30
>have 20 minutes to go

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Hot sauce will stop the itch

holy shit this motherfucker is drunk

youtube.com/watch?v=e5b66iQjLvM

can someone translate from retard language here?

she's hiding some biggins eh?

Who is she?

Just one of them? Or do you only have one?

is this guy drunk, or retarded?

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Officer Becca Loeb

exactly what i was thinking

whatchall got teat in there? taters.

>ma boo-ts

Floridian

he's from florida

Yes

Yes

Maritime law coming up?

>Took off clothes
>Smells
>Can't talk
That cop REALLY wants to get out of there. I feel sorry for him.

>looking for the most sober person around

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took his pants off to fight!

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>the poor bastard on CC just gave up

>driving on the road
>lights on
>only just putting on his seatbelt

roody-poo

Nah, he just wants another cheeseburger.

What's the story?

Sailboat takes on water. Duh it's a boat.
Now if it took on i95 i'd be impressed.

You beat me by 2 seconds and I blame car captchas

>hiding

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Finland does this show make you want to move to the US?

Isn't this a Coast Guard issue? or do local FL pd normally respond to water shit

Man's gotta eat.

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second sovereign citizen of the night!!!!!

She was on the show and disappeared after poltards kept posting pics from social media and sending her dick pics.

TRAVELLING

Nutha travellor

Dan sent her away because of our love

thats what i was thinking. taking on water on the interstate?

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Couldn't possibly be a proxy

bust this faggots window out

>Hand-written
OH NO

2 travelers in 1 night wew

Dis is muh lisense suh

My system already ran his ip. He's legit.

Is that what happened to Veronica Van Patten too?

>Ashley Rae Goldenberg
oh jizz

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AM I DETAINED LOL

Fucking sovereign citizens

A SECOND FUCKING SOVEREIGN CITIZEN

Another Traveler!!!

lol sovereign tards

Lol, you fucks.

>i don't what ncis is

>im allowed to break laws cuz muh sovereignz

Nope. I like my pure white small city in Finland

>I got my license plates from a private company

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Jesus dude, is your country that pussified?

Kys, sovereign citizens are based as all fuck

I didn’t post social media pics

I am not drunk driving I am just making an artistic performance while traveling

I got it from a cracker jack box officer.

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cdllife.com/2013/urgent-warning-about-fraudulent-dot-drivers-licenses-and-license-plates/

>Please be warned that some encounters have been violent and others have resulted in the death of violators and/or government officials.

Doubles and a shootout happens

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>laws don't apply to me cuz I say so

kys hippie

When are they gonna start being citizens of wakanda?
>not under authority of wyties laws

They’re based in giving us videos to mock their retardation.

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:( how did you find your way out of the flatearth threads?

SI

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Has anyone on this show ever had their license, registration, and proof of insurance on hand? Even a single time?

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It's common sense to put on your seatbelt before you start driving for your own safety

>be born somewhere
>have to follow all of their rules at threat of gunpoint
Wow sure sounds like freedom to me

They wouldn't show that as it's not entertaining

shepard I am traveling. You must not interfere.

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based

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-_-
You have been hanging out with sweden too much

I love watching those videos. They always go the same way....

> cop stops
> they talk like a jailhouse lawyer
> cops asks them to step out
> I'm not going to step out
> window smashed
> you can't arrest me
> you're under arrest
> stream of obscenities followed by "you are in so much trouble"

"No, I don't have a license. I am a US citizen, but I am "special" so I don't have to follow US laws. Instead of spending 30 minutes at the DMV, I'd rather spend time in jail. Thank you very much, officer, but I know my rights."

"No... uh... Articles of Confederation... private motor carrier... I don't consent."

"AM I BEING DETAINED?!"