I want to go back to the wild west internet

I miss the old internet. can someone give me a time machine so I can go back? I'm tired of everyone being so anally offended all the time.

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oocities.org/
mirc.com/
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youtube.com/watch?v=PYSaSfHu_4A
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youtube.com/watch?v=JkR7zClEkAo
youtube.com/watch?v=CukOsybUBL8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

try tor
its even faster than the net was back then.

we're always in the wild west.

I am offended by this thread.

Why the fuck is a discussion I don't like being permitted?

I reported this 10 times already everyone do the same.

oldweb.today

archive.org/web/

archive.org/web/

here you go, now support the french revolution as a thanks. Many thanks!

You cant have it
Newspapers were gay, so we watched TV until it was gay, and now the internet is gay. They will follow you to the ends of the earth to make sure nothing fun or pure can exist. They will hunt down and eventually slaughter you.

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It's over.

did they have cat pics then? pic tenuously related

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no cat's weren't invented until after the wild west internet.

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>I miss the old internet
Pedophile. Reported, I am dialing the FBI as we speak

these are like looking at a photo album, it makes me want to go back even more thanks assholes.

nice try FBI

I miss the days where you could
>Download an entire album without buying it on limewire or pirate bay.
>When Facebook was point and click games with friends
>When Myspace was slowly dying
>When no one off of Facebook wanted to log in through Facebook
>When online gaming was point and click miniclip games
>When Jow Forums wasn't all traps
>When tumblr was for porn, art and blogs
>When YouTube wasn't corporate garbage that promoted the late show over some kid on a dirtbike doing stupid shit
>When cracked was good
>When clickbait ads were only on porn
>When geo cities was a thing
>when no one talked about memes IRL
>when tumblr left and pol right rarely interacted offline
>before online classes
Take me back bros

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Tor is 100% honeypot
it used to only be honeypots for pedos and guys trying to whack their wives, now its everything honeypot just downloading it probably gets you on a list these days

proof?

all the people doing this stuff in the 90s haven't gone away, they're just buried out of sight on the globo-homo corporate web
learn about bitcoin and efforts, via blockchain, to create a decentralized internet
support the people who still remember that information wants to be free

>Cracked was good
what about college humor?
youtube.com/watch?v=FMEe7JqBgvg

sup?

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Proof is the sheer number of busts and the fact that the US navy funds 80% of tor. But hey, keep using it beaner

>When Myspace was slowly dying
You're a dumb zoomer.

back in the days of chatrooms
>a/s/l?

You children wasn't around when we old fags where using this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lynx_(web_browser)

And the original shit post fun was had on USENET. It's called Google Groups now.

you forgot
>D&D roleplay on MSN

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>can someone give me a time machine

archive.org/web/

I was there before Google. I was there for a short time before the www. Dude, shit was nothing special. What we did is play Doom I and Doom II deathmatch by carrying together our computers (hard work, the things weighed a ton) and swapped games for Sega Master System and Nintendo NES.

I really wanted more at the time, I would have loved to get my hands on a tablet or internet video clips other than on CDs on my computer gaming magazines.

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AOL kids chat rooms were a thing
Trolling Yahoo Christian chatrooms

>not remembering cybering

Only as an adult do I realize how many old perverted men I accidentally indulged in their pedo trap fantasy

>the "old days" of myspace dying
>lol do you remember 1997?
He doesn't.

shit I loved trolling Yahoo chatrooms, I've been banned from Yahoo since 2009. God...has it been that long?

I miss the days when
>limewire didn't exist
>myspace didn't exist
>facebook didn't exist
>google didn't exist
>steam didn't exist
>tumblr didn't exist
>Age of Empires II, StarCraft, and Diablo II LOD were all the rage
>IRC to download video games.
>Everyone had a GeoCities or angelfire website.
>AIM and ICQ was how you talked to your friends after school.

Take me back.

Learn shitposting from your Forefathers.

groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/alt.flame

hey user I found your childhood photo album..it's pretty much the same thing as a time machine

Why are you so anally offended by people getting anally offended?

Rom 2.4b muds. Graphical games a shit.

We kids called it ay_I_M
Adults called it aim, like you aim a gun.

>Age of Empires II "was" all the rage
Fuck you nigga I still be playin' that shit!!!

tier

Tor is fun for like really rare things like checking out old radio stations or trading bitcoin.

oocities.org/

I'm sad now

So do I. lol It is a great game with staying power.

>ay_I_M
WTF? I am 27. I have never heard anyone say that.

>Age of mythology

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Come fren, I shall lead you to the promised land.

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i miss free trial internet running out and waiting for a new disc to come so i could start another free trial

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>before online classes
this

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Old fag for sure! AOL was evil personified.

>twf when you will never have a blazing 33.6k dial up modem again and hear the sounds of screeching while failing to find a phone number that wasn't busy.
Why even live anymore?

>mirc.com/

>>a/s/l?

14/f/Cali

Get off the phone!!

youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

Yes!

Lets bring a/s/l back.

i remember when the internet was a phone number away of the dark phone chat rooms

only game that's greater is Chips Challenge. Chips Challenge is immortal to me. Though I may be biased in that Chip's Challenge was the first game I was introduced to. But if a game can keep me hooked from age 4 and still get me to play once in a while as a 26 year old adult. It is the best game of all time to me. It's the ultimate ambassador for windows 95/98 era of computing and gaming in my opinion.

youtube.com/watch?v=PYSaSfHu_4A

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goddamn you fucking youngling newfags. The old internet is IRC and It needs you. It is being abandoned for jew controlled social networking. Get an IRC client and get in here!

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The internet before pepe
>teen chatrooms were a thing on Facebook
>your mistakes on Facebook were schoolwide not nation wide
>vlogs were acceptable
>YouTube was done for amusement not money
>4chans b wasnt just porn (was basically r9k but crazier)
>links to rotten and liveleak through email
>only some websites worked on mobile and you typed one letter per 3 hits of a button
>snake was the most advanced mobile game
>camera phones were new
>parents discussing the dangers of video games
>ign cheat codes for gta 3
>cyber through email
>xhampster gave you one screenshot to judge a porno before you clicked

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I remember having to explain why the phone bill was $80 more than usual.

no, you fucking kike.
just because people are stupid and dox themselves doesn't mean tor is 100% honeypot.
it's a lot better than clearnet.

Hello fellow time line hopper. Is this one of the ones where the USA still exist?

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Unfortunately

Aaah, don't be so pessimistic. In most timelines you don't. And much is worse!

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any other good nodes?

>mug goggle speed
google wasnt that unique or even good. it was a late-comer in the search engine game and started with a stripped-down, minimal light-wight UI that displayed ZERO graphics and ZERO ads. the objective was simply to provide faster results at "google speed" that would attract people away from well-established search engines that provided content-rich UIs with slower load time.

this minimilaist approach crushed the competition. once google dominated the market, they began to copy the services and functions of their now extinct competition.

remember good old rotten?

i never got into the IRC thing although i'm old enough i should have. i dont know anything about it. where do i start? a client?

Oh yeah, well how OG is this
>Windows installation disk still new in package

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What I immediately thought of. Man I loved checking Collegehumor.
>youtube.com/watch?v=09qFkke-z18
Can't believe even as recent as 2010 was such different times.

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this

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Xchat lists A-Z over 300

I'm not a hacker. I'm just a drunken linux fag

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manjarofag here

nice

Miss the old days when retards would post pics from their Facebook only to have their own profile found and made multiple threads about

Thought it was something else from thumbnail


>youtube.com/watch?v=JkR7zClEkAo

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>taking 30 of the AOL free trial disks and using them as ninja stars

goes to show even the original shit posters were corrupted by corporations. I stopped watching after Jake and Amir finally ended. youtube.com/watch?v=CukOsybUBL8

Seriously. If you newfags dont know. the majority of raids, slides, and shit are all arranged and discussed on IRC while happening in realtime on the web. the internet and the web are two totally different things.

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Ultima Online? What else could it be?

The first walled garden for newfags

>ordering things off of not Amazon through ads
>ads that didn't track you

For (You)

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>I stopped watching after Jake and Amir finally ended.
I'm actually wearing a Jake & Amir hoodie right now. I think I ended up quitting Collegehumor and J&A before J&A ended, Collegehumor really turned into such fucking trash.

You can't play the link I posted friend?

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google has no javascript, no ads, no images, no news section. google had nothing but an input box. it targeted the geeks with "google speed" and spread like wildfire. once google crushed the bloated-competition, google quickly shed its minimalist gimmick and copied the EXACT SAME model of their competitors.

We could fix this shit in a few months if we'd push everyone on the right to target a single pro-censorship, moderate sized internet company that relies on ad revenue. But our side doesn't like doing things that actually fucking work, like the leftists do.

I am listening now. I didnt play runescape, but I did play UO. Thanks for sharing. I dont feel the nostalgia you will but it is interesting.

I don't think I ever played UO, but Runescape was basically what everyone I knew did (aside from the few richfags who played WoW).

So late 1997-1999. Also:
>AOL server caps and waiting in line
>Free trial CDs
>Warez chatrooms
>AOHell Tools
>Instant Message Bombs
>Calls to clear TOS violations
>Duke Nukem 3D
>GTA 1
>Diablo
>N64, Ocarina, Turok,
>Everyone I knew had Goldeneye
>PS1, Driver, FF7, FFTactics, RE2, Einhander
>XP
>Windows Blinds
>Winamp
>Napster in 99

Had its moments.

You’re retarded

Oh you mean when the internet was mostly white people

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Oh my. Haven’t seen that in a long, long time.

Im old. When runescape was big I was learning shit to make money at high paying jobs. Now I'm retired at 39 and I ride my ATV around my 15 acres and shoot at shit with my Ruger 1022. It is cold and raining today so I'm watching the Goblin Slayer and running my mouth online.

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grandfather, whats a flame war

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