>poo in loo poos in vegana then legs it
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>Cunts OD at rave
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>deadbeat mum charged coz kids, dogs and other cowards these days can't handle hot cars
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>here's the cricket if you cunts watch that stuff
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>reminder that dogs are the fucking best
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I knew I started it a bit early
Did you get any fast food today ?
More opt out shit to keep track of. Cunts in Canberra will rip your organs out when you're dead.
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I ate hungry kacks not ten minutes ago. McDonalds is really jewing is on their burger sizes compared to what you get at jacks.
Bit hungover this morning but nothing terrible, limited myself to 12 schooies last night. Shit women out west, all the good ones are married and all the single ones are fat.
What are we doing about the yellow and brown menaces boys? How do we make australia white again?
Meant hungry jacks.
Also, the fuck off we're full seppo is late, again.
>fuck off we're fu--
Inb4 that one American shitposer
Inb4 what's for dinner
Inb4 that smelly gook from Burwood shitposting about being a smelly gook
Ah fuck cunt he's a quick one! Love that 'tism bro you never let me down.
>late
It's not as though I have an alert when a thread is made. I periodically check when I'm not busy and sometimes I get lucky.
And to be fair this is rather early for aus/pol but that's what happens when it's a different person making it every day
this part of the world gets such garbage immigrants. I'd pick a spic over a chink. They're all effeminate snobbish calculating cunts who aspire to take over.
Mate hungry blacks ain't bad it's still got that $5 Jew cunt menu meanwhile maccas has the retarded hipster make
Your own burger shit but it's around $15 for a decent burger meal you might as well go to the pub and get a good burger and beer
That being said if you're ever in the city on a Wednesday midday there's a pub called harpoon that has burger day $10 burgers they are fucking tops just like American burgers with plastic cheese and medium rare mince
But the brown, black, yellow menace? Idk mate maybe we should have high vis riots like the frogs
When did our beaches become overrun with Chads and Stacy's? I was at the beach yesterday and felt like I was Grima Wormtongue or some shit. What the fuck happened?
They have always been like that. Normal people are only tolerated by them. Beaches are the domain of Chads and Stacies, they just tolerate you on it with them, and that has always been the case.
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Are you eating crap this weekend too? What's up with Dip? I heard dip is getting big over there
Haven't gone to the beach in ages but my mate said popular beaches are full of poo in lol creeps
And rural beaches full of chinks stealing all the pipis and anything that moves in the rock pools
Northern beaches are still Aussie yeah full of chads and stacies if that's where you went
I don't know I only go to st kilda beach.
Fuck out of this thread ya black cunt
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i am so fucking hungover fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I have been eating like shit for the past couple weeks. I can't stop. And no idea to what "dip" is referring, sorry
You drink on Saturdays? I usually get absolutely written off early Friday afternoon
Wake up Saturday morning feeling fucked so have beers to fix the hangover and well it works but can't really
Move so cancel weekend plans to take the missus on a picnic, date etc eat dirty take out food
Recover by Sunday morning and start having breaky beers and shitpost on Aus/pol
It's a good weekend cycle I always buy a slab on Friday Thinking it's going to last
24 beers over the weekend?
wow
You're a pisshead cunt.
I used to get pretty wasted over weekends during high school too
half a carton and a couple grams of bud would do the trick heh heh
Nah obviously switch to the captain Morgan and cokes after a few beers
if you could provide a detailed timeline thanks in advance
Just sad that Sydney is well and truly kill
The last family owned pub in Sydney was sold off
If you head into the city at night these days it's just chinks and poos
All the whites ran away to goldy, brissy and newy
Get your firearms license you poofs. wipe the smile of his face.
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dude property values lmao
Mate get your shit together. Your one job is to be first in with your shitty copy pasta, you've been late twice in the last week.
so listen up you zoomer bitches property values are falling (crashing) Property employees like real estates, investors gardeners etc will have no fucking work anymore so they're going to default on their mountains of debt and that's when shit gets really good
Gonna be a lot of angry builders and laborers.
>But the brown, black, yellow menace? Idk mate maybe we should have high vis riots like the frogs
We need to starr doing something. Im working west of dubbo and theres chinks and poos in the tiny country town im in. Theres no space left un chinked or unpooed now, no retreat for the white man.
Based Northern Territory
can't wait tbfh
nummach cunt you?
nah might get some red rooster when I'm a bit more together tho ay
fangin out for a steak tho so probably not
all the fucking foreign investors are going to want to sell their places at big losses
Well put at Oberon those sihks have been there for years and they're bro tier good cunts but funny enough of course they work the Servos
But you're telling me places like gilgandra are now fucked? I haven't been out there since 2013 but was good to go hunting and have beers
you fucking think USA had a housing crisis, we'll show NOW THIS IS A HOUSING CRISIS
like seriously 50% losses? huehue Imagine if you bought a house within the last decade lmao
Noone ever went into the city tho they just liked acting like they did.
And when they did they just listened to nigger music and may as well have stayed at a local club.
Property jews are the scum of the earth.
At least real jews worked hard to take over finance and media.
Cunts do a paint job they think they're Warren Buffett. I wanna smash them so hard.
50% seems a bit too much, but it would be wonderful for someone like me, but then again if the housing market crashed by 50% the money I have saved would probably become worthless.
Apparently heaps of cunts are on interest only loans and don't even know, because some mortgage broker faggot pushed them into it.
Fuck stick normies spending a million bucks, payments are doable because not paying down principal. The loan changes over to principal plus interest in a year or three. Fucked up shit.
yeah it means there's like a bad economy and high unemployment too but that's the starting block for everyone
>1000 (One thousand) Jews
>3 jewish mayors
Of course you didn't if you're from cambletowm or the rith not talking about cunts who went clubbing I'm talking about pubs, cunts just went to the pubs inner west and even the pubs around wooloomooloo were good
But now pubs have no Aussies
There's plenty of chinks feeding into lucky 88 and 5 dragons
Fucking oath man there's a better vid on some Victorian bitch at 26 she brought a block of land and wanted to build a "dream house" and her dumb boomer parents encouraged her
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Don't feel bad for the dumb farmer cunt in this vid
TISM is good Aussie stuff
Been licenced since i was 12 user.
>dailymail.co.uk
fuck these elite .gov cunts. next thing you know, they'll be requiring an opt-out from a new auto-euthanasia process due to population pressures.
you're late cunt. s'up
How do Junior licenses transition to adult licenses?
Is it automatic or is there something you have to do in between, or do you have to completely reapply?
In b4 who Adelaide.
In b4 who justed.
In b4 the port Arthur conspiracy guy....wait that's me
Sihks get a pass because their traditional culture is about muslim slaying but honestly, as based as sihks are i dont want anymorr coming in unless they're going to do kebab removal.
you have to sign-over all your organs first, then they give you the upgraded licence.
Also, they will require you hand over your first born.
Cunt you have to be retarded to think that cheeky double digit iq cunt Marty was able to do all those killings
The whole refrigerated truck etc everything
Anyone got the pasta on the Australian being an island Texas until Menzies the cunt being a typical white shirt liberal cunt decided to be a power tripping cunt because of the anti communist militia
>alcoholic boomer
>Marcombe
>potato farmer
>Neets
>JUST posters
>Cleaners
>Gas the boomers poster
>part time we're full burger
>kangaroo burger
>Radelaide cunt
>various other cunts
An interesting mix of users
>Don't feel bad for the dumb farmer cunt in this vid
Theres more mines going to be built in blackwater but it sounds like he'll go broke before construction starts.
i don't, they've just perpetuated a massive every man for himself country they're about as aussie as isis
I cant remember tbqh mate its been 12 years but presumably you would have to do paper work to get the adult licence. I do know you dont have to do the safety course again.
It's got ASIO finger prints all over it. Have you ever read the book by the chap mgreggor? It's very thorough and eye opening
>the rith
lmao, i had to think about that, penrith
>inner west
>left as fuck
couldn't be more deserving of a shitskin fest
good
you can still go there and get pissed with the chinks, then have about 10 million chink eateries to choose from on the way home
lmao i love it when leftists get blacked
reminder to opt-out of auto-organhavesting.
next week, it'll be auto-benis harvesting by the incoming feminist-friendly labor gov
they can have my organs that's lol to me
imagine your beer battered liver being in some chinks body lmao
>kangaroo burger
Is that referring to me?
Arvo from the states mates, long time no see
they didn't mention they were harvesting BEFORE you died. See, once theyre planning to use a loophole in the new euthanasia bill to say that agreement to have your organs harvested means you automatically opt-in for auto-euthanasia depending on current organ demand.
Yeah during the week there's a shitload of wages slave cunts talking about suicide
Soon the place will be like chink land where we impriosn cunts and harvest their organs
Most likely already got gutter oil here chinks always getting in trouble for eating ibis and cats
well if im all severely mangled from a car crash i will want to die rather than live like a mong so good
SAD
good night (good afternoon) greatest ally
fuck off cunt
We don't get many preppers on auspol do we
Absent from rollcall.
>Government make it illegal to receive monetary compensation for donating organs, blood, semen, ect.
>People don't do it because there's no reason to
>Government gets desperate enough to steal organs from corpses
Why not just reverse their idiotic law? I never understood why it existed in the first place, I can't think of any other country that does this.
you'd think after getting his job stolen from him by scomo he'd start posting around here more often but nah he's too good for us now that he's made it
So many autismos yet not one horder I'll be fucked
Farckin oath carnt so farckin aussie carnt this is how i furcken talk cuz im so farvkng aussie struth
>he doesn't write how he talks outside of formal situations
neck yessen
sick of hearing about karl getting married
he should be replaced by a chink from hurstville
Very relatable song aswell. Love it.
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You're fucking joking. Wonder how much more we'll need to opt out off in the future.
>tfw went out drinking friday night
>tfw filled with more regret than fun and enjoyment
I'll list some standout moments
>some woman talked to at a bar asking for who i vote for politically when i asked if i could buy her a drink
>her friend who made me do Yoga shit after 5 shots
>the Stripper i recognized from having a dance with her 3 years ago by her tattoo, name and sob story
>the stripper who was a batshit crazy maori who's brains i fucked out in a dirty allyway
>the girl i ended up going home with being my fwb who i cant even get hard to anymore because she's an obese jobless stoner.
now on to the News
>John Kelly quitting his Chief of Staff role in the WH, "Drumpf btfo" says ABC
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>Socialist faggot king of Melbourne wants more gibs
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>King Commie of Melbourne is also not letting go of a suburb lost by 15 votes
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How was your weekend, Lads?
>Cleaners
We keep you from drowning in your own filth
1980s Sydney .....
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jokes on you I'm drowning in my own filth anyway
same ironically
It actually hits quite a lot.
Construction workers, construction supplies companies, bank workers etc.
The crash could easily hit damn hard, we need our propaganda ready for this point. The internet will be censored in a few years and an economic adverse event is the best opportunity to red pill people.
Any anons here think Henry Lawson poetry is as relevant today as it was when it was written?
Don't recall Saturday but that goes for everyday of the week, not long woke up. I'm dead inside.
WEWLAD
I dont recall much of saturday either except that it took me 3 hours to get home and now my dick doesnt work out of shame
Went to a work christmas party. Was pretty meh, highlight was the indigenous apprentice getting insanely drunk and calling our boss a mean lady. Girlfriend went to her work Christmas party and she got white girl wanted so I had to go pick her up and leave mine.
Spent my Sunday cleaning and doing the garden. My only regret was not getting a bunnings snag this morning when I picked up some roundup.
Oi cunts
Big lez screening January 2019
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does Centrelink look into your job searches to see if they are legit?