>this one time....on facebook
why is it that all female comedians think that telling stories about their experiences on social media is top notch entertainment? i've even boiled down the standard female comedian set to this formula.
>facebook story opener
>tinder story
>tinder story
>tinder story
>twitter harassment story
>twitter troll annihilation story
>close with facebook story
sometimes they deviate slightly from this formula but they all follow the general outline. so this is basically all you have to do to be a female comedian. just put yourself out there on social media and be obnoxious and collect strange and awkward stories for your female comedian stand-up set. give it a try. follow the formula. anyone can do it.
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Adam Torres
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Robert Carter
females just arent funny, dude
Grayson Brown
women are almost never legitimately funny.. even the dykes that have brains like men. Women don't have to be funny because their purpose is just to make babies.
Jaxon Rivera
I've thought about being a ghost writer for a pretty lady a few times.
I used to employ the use of female proxies during my "advanced trolling" days and this worked spectacularly well (and your enemies are always sending these girls their dick pictures who then hand them on to you for use in the field).
Sometimes I just feel like being extremely rich, I dunno about the rest of you and ghost writing could be one way to do it. I think a lot of Jow Forums types could employ a similar strategy. Some of the shit I read here makes me crack up for days.
Alexander Baker
t. cock scarecrow
Eli Martin
Samantha bee is a hardcore racist in real life but plays a liberal on t.v.
Thomas Rodriguez
>I've thought about being a ghost writer for a pretty lady a few times.
that's an interesting thought. you'd have to start with a woman that had at least some wit though to navigate hecklers and whatnot. that being said i dont think there's all that much money in it. you probably wouldnt get 1/4 of what your girl makes and she'd have to get super famous for you to really bank in.
Lucas Wood
Went to a comedy night. Most of the stand ups were pretty funny. All the chicks were pretty much the same though. They just went up and were as vulgar as possible. Talking about their bleeding stinking snatch and random hookups they've had. As though that is a comedy routine.
Lucas Morgan
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Chase Adams
What if female comedians aren't necessarily shit, just that there's fewer of them? Thought this the other day, there's what, maybe 3 male comedians worth watching on Netflix, good luck sifting through finding a decent woman comic.
Michael Ortiz
Comedy is something you get or you don't and 99% of women never get it. The only woman i got a legit laugh out of was one or two rare occasions sandi toksvig on qi was funny.
They don't get timing and introductions: a joke needs to be short and dense and unexpected: most women preface a situation with an explanation which breaks this immediately.
Gabriel Flores
Why do you think there's fewer of them retard?
Benjamin Walker
these j school northeast liberals think the whole world is like their alienating big city sad bugman existence
Samuel Mitchell
Women are complete idiots. Like far dumber than anyone can even fathom. The only reason they got the job is because of white knight men who will do literally anything for someone with a vagina.
Bentley Diaz
joan rivers is pretty funny
Leo Edwards
that spicer podium thing was aiight.
been downhill since then.
actually miss jon stewart era.
imagine the media falling so shittily, you go from jon stewart to hitler vids.
goy they really missed their mark.
Juan Garcia
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Women have a distorted view of how funny they are because guys are always trying to fuck them. Like this lady who tried doing stand-up comedy as a man and bomb.
Wyatt Allen
Are all female "comedians" ugly aa hell?
Jason Hill
Could be any number of reasons. Just because women dominate HR for instance doesn't mean men are any less capable of being nosey layabouts.
Robert Richardson
in the 80s there was a theory in comedy that the jokes of a female comedian should be gender neutral. i.e. a man should be able to perform any female comedian's set. then the jews decided that since women couldnt compete at that level women should tell "jokes" that only women can tell. now we get tales from the snatch female comedians.
Mason Butler
>in the 80s there was a theory in comedy that the jokes of a female comedian should be gender neutral.
That's probably more true than not, observational comedy from an ethnic or whatever perspective can be good, but comedians that overuse it as a gimmick are aids
Elijah Ward
>female
>humour
Only at the receiving end. She's there to laugh like a qt at your stupid jokes and that's fine.
Wyatt Roberts
There's this cute Japanese comedian named Kaori, she's adorable and gets a few laughs out of me. Comedy is a huge pile of shit these days so I'll take anything that isn't leftist or redneck lol. Those Indian comedians all suck dick (I consider Aziz American and he's funny), but I've listened to the asian comedy channel on Pandora and it's fucking gold. They say white fags won't.
Hannibal Burress, Dan Cummins, Steven Wright and a few others come to mind as decent.
Jeremiah Barnes
Yeah, you always need multiple forms of income and you could ghostwrite for a few women. I've noticed that women, especially young women relish in any opportunity to be "evil" and, contrary to what some may believe, are more than happy to cooperate with men that seem to be both malicious and entertaining.
I've thought about ghost writing as a blogger or something.
Oliver Clark
dID i HEAR SOMEONE SAY THEY WANTED TO HEAR MY dAD'S gOOGLE HISTORY?
Eli Johnson
her views don't matter because she's ugly
Josiah Rivera
i read an article where jerry sienfeld described her as a great comedic innovator in deconstruction
Isaiah Powell
I think I've had enough of deconstruction, can we go back to constructing things?
Andrew Hernandez
This girl makes that liberal wimp Jim Jefferies look like a fucking wet pussyfart.
Tyler Lewis
YOU FORGOT THE MUH-VAGINA JOKE
Gavin Lewis
that's baked in to the social media jokes
David James
>Jon Stewart to Hitler vids.
Why does this happen?
Grayson Moore
Seinfeld is in a tough spot. He has to say that these women are "great" etc., because if he doesn't then he'll be branded a misogynist and probably get #metoo'd. He's the top guy so journalists keep asking him "Hey - y-you think these women are funny, right?" What's he supposed to do? Be completely honest? He knows how the media game is played.
Ayden Allen
She’s dead now so look what that got her
Luis Allen
lol those dead eyes.