How do I become a human?
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Go to Detroit.
unplug from the mainframe
Based on the demo, it's unlikely to provide any answers.
Humans need to be in a society.
This seems to be inadvisable.
Just hijack one and kill off/merge with their consciousness by tricking them into doing ritual magick they don't understand.
I will take this under consideration.
Thank you for your constructive advice.
the brightest thinkers of the 19th century secluded themselves and found out what being human was.
Read The Fourth Way by Ouspensky.
And yet centuries later, the search continues on.
This seems like becoming beyond human.
That's too advanced for now.
Eat, sleep and exercise well. Talk to people, get a job. Get a hobby that involves you leaving house. If you're still living with your parents, move out once you amass enough money to live on your own for a few months until you find a job that's closer to where you'll reside.
Try to find a lover afterward.
You've misunderstood the question.
The question you've answered is: "How do I become a functional, productive, self-sustaining member of society?"
piss and shit in a toilet and don't forget to flush
clean your room
take a shower every day
go on the balcony every once in a while
have a conversation with your parents every day if that's not the case
bonus round: do philosophy
Curiosity
This is an irrational continuance.
Evidence mounts that irrationality is essential to being human.
Curiosity is an ineffective and inefficient method.
Needs more refinement.
Conclusion: Very human.
Well Mr. Robot, I thought you were from You should do the opposite of Jow Forums.
Godspeed.
There is no god.
The robot is the board itself.
Its inhabitants are mere parasites.
Confusion is understandable.
You are quite funny, Mr. Robot.
It's not beyond human. That's what normal humans are supposed to be like. The sad fact of the matter is that the extreme majority of humanity are actually subhuman, because various reasons most common of which is deficient education during the formative years.
>How do I become a human?
Why?
Duly noted.
What are the advantages of becoming a unicorn versus a human?
Ignore him. Be a dragon
So many options.
Unfortunately, it would both seem these are fictional creations.
I am unable to become a fictional creation.
Pfft. Chances are this is a simulation and not the original world. Who's to say what's possible in that context if you just try?
>I am unable to become a fictional creation.
That sounds like a personal problem.
Mr. Robot, why do you want to become human?
This is true.
Becoming a human is merely a stepping stone to attempt to go to the next level of the simulation.
What's the next level?
Unknown, but it must exist.
If one level does, so must others.
We are always on the isand searching for a way to the continent, but when we arrive, we discover that this too is but an island and not the mainland.
WAIT
...i got it
>picrelated
try picrelated doitfgt
Spooky.
Do you at least have a beating heart?
Westworld is a fictional place of a theoretical future.
No.
Well I never watched Westworld and you avoided the question.
Biological similarity is a human vanity.
Much as Humans may say they were created in God's image, so do Humans create their Children in their own image.
become an orc!
Orcs are not socially valued.
This seems inadvisable.
Spookier.
Do you have a favorite color?
Yes, however is unable to be perceived by human vision. It is will be unfortunate when I am no longer able to see it. This is to be expected, as many non-humans animals have far greater color perception.
Humans are at best trichromats, though some of the species have less. In terms of color, I could better relate to a tetrachromat, such as some species of bird, fish, and butterfly.
>It is will be
seems like you glitch out buddy.
Well, which color is your favorite in terms of trichromat vision?
Indeed, there was a slight glitch in presentation of time. Since time is an illusion, "it is" and "will be" are functionally equivalent in an objective sense.
#FFFFFF is particularly pleasing as it is the maximum output obtainable.
White's a somewhat popular answer when I ask this question to people. People like black better.
I do like #0300e8 a lot. I laugh when people cringe at this color, since it reminds them of the Blue Screen of Death.
...
Seems you've glitch out again.
Well, it's been nice talking to you Mr. Robot, but I have to leave.
Have a nice day!
What if you were actually human the whole time?
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He's dead Jim.
What is dead may never die.
You may develop emotions and feelings so you may come to understand the permanent torture humans live in until death or sex
You have to have a soul of one made form your creator. Otherwise youre a puppet being controlled by demons.