What were the funniest death scenes in "Schindler's List"?

I love the part where the mouthy yenta architect tells the nazis they need to relay the foundations of the structure they're building and the way she falls when they shoot her in the head is so goofy.

The scene also has the funniest line in the whole movie by far: "An educated Jew: like Karl Marx himself."

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Yeah I like when they ventilate that cunt, although it looks like a wop actress, not a filthy kike.
I also like when they line up the heebs to save bullets. I wish the holocaust actually happened.

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>The scene also has the funniest line in the whole movie by far: "An educated Jew: like Karl Marx himself."
my favorite line of the movie too

>He doesn't know the glorious technique of bayonet charge

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it didnt work against germans did it ?

In all seriousness i never liked this movie. Who the fuck decided to hand over the shoting of a movie with such a sensative plot to a guy who made movies about dinosaures and aliens?
No shit people laugh thier asses off when watching.
Atleast it wasnt the turd on the jewish people known as the pionist.
Its like a fucking mel brioks parody parody of the holocaust.
Remember the scene wher they throw out the wheelchair dude?

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>It would take more than that

Is that what she said ? I dont understand ?

Yes.

You can shoot her but Germany would ultimately lose the war and Jews would thrive in perpetuity thus her execution does nothing to help the Nazi agenda

>the way she falls when they shoot her in the head is so goofy.
I don't understand the criticism, user. She's just doing like JFK. Get shot in the back of the head, so you violently lurch backwards because reasons. I'm sure if you go through footage of all the people ISIS shot in the back of the head, 99% of them do the same thi... er... maybe not.

Leon Klinghoffer reenacted ;D

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>Its like a fucking mel brioks parody parody of the holocaust.
That would be a pretty good idea. Too bad Mel's so old.

I´ve once red Spielberg didnt even knew Holocaust happened until late 80´s.

>She's just doing like JFK
he was wearing corset at that time because of consatnt backpain.

That 9mm doesn't kills you. That jewish girl survived the shot iirc.

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That was about the time it started becoming a mainstream "story".

>you posted in wrong thread newfag

Barely anybody did because the 70s and 80s were when the death tolls were multiplied by 5, and when this industry of holocaust fiction and movies sprung up almost overnight. Nobody was talking about this stuff in the late 40s or even much in the 50s. Later in the century is when those mysterious (((new records))) were found upping the death count, and also when survivors suddenly came out with a wave of books all at once. All a huge coincidence im sure

Why do western jews cerclejerk about our btfo so much? Why not make a movie about the six day war when be defeated a united arab army armed and organised by the soviets?
No that would acctualy be badass, gotta make film about girl in red dress in black and white movie so artistic wow.

Also didnt like 30 millions russians die in that war and 40 million chinese? A russian guy at work told me germans burned his grandmothers village becose they had a scorched earth policy.

I have no idea why, but your diaspora is obsessed with reliving their past defeats. It’s really rather neurotic.

And yes, am extraordinary amount of Russians, Germans and Chinese in particular were killed, but you won’t see much scholarly discussion or long-suffering hollywood high budget flicks about those poor devils. They weren’t jewish so to your cousins in hollywood they might as well not exist.

the american camps murdered more german prisoners in the months AFTER the war along the rheine then all the jews that died in the german camps during the entire war

he is also a pedophile rapist fyi

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Didnt he make carttons for kids with warner bros?
When we were little they showed these on tv and even as a child i found them very violent and vulgar.
There was some show on the educational channel which was bassicly american version of history

well the point was.. Shut your mouth. Just do what your told

Kinda like at work. It's a life lesson

the dude was in charge, he would have gotten the shit if it had failed, not her.

But because she is an opinionated woman, she got shot in the head.
Just shut the fuck up and do what your told

> Well, a lesson can be learned here, Jews cannot fly.

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Yeah I’m 53 and actually recall this happening. I remember stuff in the paper about new records found etc that upped the toll each time. I was completely unskeptical at the time.

Yes, he made some bizarre children’s cartoons in the 90’s, Freakazoid I think and a few others. Never watched them but always got the feeling something was off about them

Hahahahahahahaahaa

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Honestly pretty disgusting that you laugh at death scenes regardless of who it's happening to.
You all need Jesus or something.

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I am jewish.
I say this is a bad film made by a crappy person who should be kept away from cameras and children.
Now what? Gonna call me an antisemite

It's hilarious. That old Jewish fart screams like a girl

>karl marx himself
holy shit lmfao

Nah I won't call you an anti-Semite just a failure as a human being.

Post source about that.

She took that typhus to the back of the head like a champ.

That was the fourth defenestration he survived that week before he was marched to Treblinka to be dissected by Mengele.

About how far in do I stop this movie to have a happy ending where the Nazis win?

all death scenes were amazingly lame. not stalag. not funny.

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List is the best comedy I have ever seen.

"A one armed Jew. Twice as useless."

Comedy gold!

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