Starting December 22, 2012 Do NOT get a girlfriend, jack off, or have sex

Starting December 22, 2012 Do NOT get a girlfriend, jack off, or have sex.
They are not what you think they are. This is your only warning.
I can’t tell you much, but they are not from the same place you came from.
Do not fill the glass.

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your warning is a bit late you shit

Fuck off back to /x/ you schizo

Your chrono poster is a little off, titor

blipt

Well, this is great advice, no really, great, you've saved the fucking world, eh?

Just as I suspected.
Transmission received.

Do you use Internet Explorer?

>Do NOT get a girlfriend
I think I can manage that part at least.

I’ll just go get a divorce because some random ass hat on the interwebs made some cryptic thread on an anonymous cartoon forum.
A real thread died for this.

(You)

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>Buy my anti-aging vampire pills at Infowars . Com

dubbz confirm tho

>vampires are real
absolute fucking state

We thank all the unsung heroes that did not touch their penises at that time and managed to save the world from the prophesied doom.

I'm saving the world!

>Starting December 22, 2012 Do NOT get a girlfriend, jack off, or have sex.
>December 22, 2012
>O_o
>o_O
>o_o
>O_O
Is this why I feel like I have no soul anymore?

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no doubt user

Roger that Nighthawk, over and out.

Oh yeah sure I’ll stop fucking my gf because you told me to

>Late prophetic warnings
Is this the birth of an epic new meme

Ok thanks bro

what about traps?

>implying anyone with a gf would be on Jow Forums

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>married 17 yrs
>happy
wat do?

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>2012 was a 10 years ago
Where does the time go my dudes?

can you give me any more clues? i am on no fap 2 days now, something was telling me i had to do it. also i quit drinking. is there anything else I can do to prepare?

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Why are so many of you faggots concerned about when and where I have an orgasm?

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>projecting like a 12yr old liberal
it’s never been easier in human history to get a consensual girlfriend

yeah, we're all virgins living in basements
Haha!

Anybody else starting to believe that this world has a limited amount of souls?
That there are very few real people in this world so it can give us a basis for the game called life. Where all girls don't have souls since eve was created from adam she is therefore a part of adam. Then the turn soul mate is finding the woman who fill that piece of you that was taken away when we were created.
We have jews as the bad guys making the game more complicated each time around where we have to do all this meaningless bullshit.
Yep I'm starting to think that this place is a testing ground for our spiritual evolution

you figured it out. now deal with your own personal problems to gain exp points and lvl up.

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>Yep I'm starting to think that this place is a testing ground for our spiritual evolution

Why do you think history repeats itself? Because death is just another word for being born. The birth of a human means a death in the spiritual realm, a death on earth is a birth to the spiritual realm. Until each individual karma ia fulfilled, we will wander this hell we call earth.

its called the wheel of time. the never ending story. the clues are everywhere. embark on the golden path and fulfill the requirements of your heroe's journey!

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This is right in line with the NPC meme.

testing ground to see if fit for the real world is all. the simulation tracks everything from the time I gave that dog a blow job up to how easily influenced you are by peer pressure and media. if you pass you get to be a fuckboi IRL if not then you're destroyed.

titor? you jumped into the wrong year, m8

My purpose is not clear to me but i strife for the knowledge. More of a Waldgänger i'd say

if one truly saves themselves, the world is saved

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