European """people"""

Ameribros, have you ever sat back and reflected on people from Germany, Switzerland, the Nordic countries, Italy, France, and how pompous they are? but how actually shitty their countries REALLY are?

Germany: self-important, pretentious assholes yet cant go 50 years without fucking up. their income tax is literally 41%. and for what? shitty brick roads squished between even shittier 100 year old buildings? oh but atleast you have ONE giant highway lmao. theres fucking nothing to do in Germany either. its a fucking 95% landlocked COUNTRY. we have landlocked STATES and they suck. imagine your whole country like that. plus the beaches suck ass

Italy: lmao where do i begin. they're not too big of dickheads so i wont go in dry. but their entire government is fucked.

France: pretentious fuckwits whose country is on the brink of collapse. they produce NOTHING as far as goods. literally a clingon country we should just abort.

but I digress. the UK is cool. atleast they bring something to the table as far as entertainment and trade. but every other European country is an overtaxed pretentious shithole with shitty weather, shitty beaches, and shitty infrastructure. if it wasnt for the US you would all be Russian

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Their false sense of superiority is all they have left man. Let them have it.

the thought of not having been born american frightens me

>brainlet neet doesn’t knows how high taxes in most of the US states are.

if you make under 40,000 a year you are taxed at 12%. omg the horor

oh, and if you make less than 18k a year you are given back all of your taxes. so get rekt Ukraine or whatever shit flag that is

Unless you’re living in some shithole flyover state like Arkansas you ain’t afford shit at 40-50k.

> how pompous they are? but how actually shitty their countries REALLY are?
quiet ironic i must say

>100 year old buildings
that would be america

you can afford a decent house in literally any state with 40k a year given youre not a pompous city dwelling faggot. 40k would allow you to have a $1000/month mortgage and EASILY save money. you can have a 3 bedroom, 1500 square foot home with that kind of mortgage.

oh, and you dont have to worry about getting fucking mortared lmao

>entertainment
What Harry Potter? Nah fuck English people. They steal all our American roles too. They need to go back.

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>oh but atleast you have ONE giant highway lmao
The Autobahn is not one single entitiy, Autobahn is just another word for highway.

>41%. and for what?
Health insurance
Nursing care insurance
Pension insurance
Unemployment insurance
Accident insurance

>but every other European country is an overtaxed pretentious shithole with shitty weather, shitty beaches, and shitty infrastructure.
No we're not

>if it wasnt for the US you would all be Russian
Soon inşAllah

>we have landlocked STATES and they suck.
you shitty landlocked states is what keeping your shitty country red

historical buildings and NY fags. the oldest house ive ever seen anyone live in was my grandparents living in their home that they built in 1950

>implying you guys are european
I don't have anything against turks, in fact I have interacted with quite a few and nothing but positive experiences but you are not european

Stealing roles.. Oh like U-571 and Ben Afleck winning the Battle of Britain for us in the movie Pearl Harbour? hahahaha

lol all that money taken straight out of your hands for "insurance". what cucks.

thats what I sayd your country dont has any culture or old buildings. Saying that our buildings are just 100 years old is an insult. Most farm houses in villages here are older then your whole fucking country. My city has a 600 year old church and a beer brewing tradtion older then 700 years. What does your fucking country has? Culture is more than Mcdonalds and Donald Trump, America's superficial and ultra narcissitic Hollywood culture is a cancer to the world.

>we're

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#MeToo

>lol all that money taken straight out of your hands for "insurance". what cucks.
lets see who gets bankrupt over an working accident or die because he cant affort treatment for his cancer, who is the cuck then?

you are all mutts.

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>if you make under 40,000 a year you are taxed at 12%. omg the horor

Yeah but that's just the federal tax. So by your standard in Sweden you pay 0% tax if you make under 51 000USD/year.

Well Hans if you could go 50 years without fucking up the continent you'd have a lot more of those old houses in Dresden and Berlin.

Now you've deeply offended me, i guess i'll have to go to the doctor to get my feelings checked... for free.

I'd choose to live in Germany any day over the US. Most things are superior there, and yes, I've been to 11 US states and in Bavaria, west, east Germany. The US is effectively just infinitely better for vacation entertainment purposes.

I can't speak for every state but Texas does not have a state income tax.

>As if I'd want to live if I were G*rman.

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> lose literally half your paycheck, food out of the mouths of your family.

> it's free!

What's with this gay complex about Euros thinking they're better than Americans. Right wingers in Europe love America and our leftist faggots hate you because you're based.

>Stealing roles.. Oh like U-571 and Ben Afleck winning the Battle of Britain for us in the movie Pearl Harbour? hahahaha
But Superman was a real hero. The movie Pearl Harbor involves the Battle of Britain? How does that work out? Never saw it.

You also stole Spiderman two times now. Now apologize.

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>Kek let's have a go at it [bait 98/100]
>[Bait failed]
Şit
But yeah we're not
Good thing you responded this way, otherwise I'd have gone full Karaboğa and got myself banned from all boards for another month...

oh wow, old ass stone buildings and kicking a fucking ball around sure is alot of culture lmao.

your country has fuckall sport culture. a single college football conference has more competitiveness than your entire soccer "league". we have music, baseball, football, hockey, basketball (lulz) movies, several theme parks in every state, several museums in every state, several state parks in every state, fishing, hiking, cycling, rafting, camping, skiing, (warm) beaches, tropics, getting yucky with the boys on spring break in Florida, tuning culture, even fucking people who like dressing up as fucking animals have a culture here. your country is fucking boring and ruined by liberals

Dresden? Bhaha. We rebuilded everything faster than you destroyed it. Your hate is our fuel for our engines. The degenracy today is you karma and your work. Be proud of it.

I've been to Europe a dozen time and while there are some things they do better, like urban planning and wine,overall they could never live up to the amount of shit they talk. I have been underwhelmed time and again Europeans, especially young men. Teenage and twentysomething Western European mean are insufferable

>even fucking people who like dressing up as fucking animals have a culture here.
thats called degenracy and you have alot of it in america.

Have you been outside ever?
This place is absolutely fucked
>Inb4 muh freedumb
Sage

U-571 was real life. HMS bulldog found the enigma machine. Hollywood recreated it with Americans finding it. And yes, the movie Pearl Harbour starts off with Ben Afleck playing an American in 1940 Battle of Britain dictating to British pilots lmao. So funny.

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WEWLAD is this the power of G*rman humor?

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switzerland and nordic countries are shitty as well? tell us more

you probably live in the city so id agree with you

What a pathetic fucking nigger.

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>HMS bulldog found the enigma machine.
I bet Americans would've found it. You guys got their first, big whoop.
>And yes, the movie Pearl Harbour starts off with Ben Afleck playing an American in 1940 Battle of Britain dictating to British pilots lmao.
I bet Aflac could've beat that battle by himself if he wanted. He was just trying to make those Brits feel a little better about themselves letting them think they were helping.

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The only thing we have over euros is a big enough country to put space between us and the niggers.

>tfw God didn't make me an American redneck

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OMG, what a redneck idiot. Good luck to find a decent career prospects in the middle of fucking nowhere. Not everybody is a truck driver or a Walmart wage cuck.

EU has given them a false sense of self worth, random countries you have never heard of now think they have a say on the world stage because a few thousand of them get sent as migrants to the west.

>it's another American inferiority complex thread
Bruh, we're all the same bruh.

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Join us, Estonia-bro.

Many states do not have state income tax at all.

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dont
you will regret it

How could the Americans find it when they weren't even involved in the war at that point? Lol your second comment, can't make out of it's troll or real. It's really difficult to tell with yanks hahaha

>middle of fucking nowhere
>literally anywhere besides a major city
lulz, you city fags are worse than Europeans. when was the last time you saw a tree that wasnt planted?

Because you're self important and pretentious with a superiority complex and no sense of humor.

Country roads, take me home, to the place I beeeelooong

Disgusting niggers...

Germany isn't included, France,Germany and the UK are the forefront of the EU. It's the other members I'm talking about the insignificant countries. But if you can't see sense in that you're most likely not German and from those said insignificant countries.

> if it wasnt for the US you would all be Russian

would that have meant no marvel movies, no mcdonalds, no ariana grande, no cues behind apple stores and no jeff koons?
DONE DEAL.

Imagine actually being a mongrelized yank stuck between beaners jews and niggers and looking down on the continent and people that created everything good in this world

I wish I'd been born in the US. I envy the employment opportunity, the landscape and vast open spaces, the extremely clement weather, the personal freedoms, and the importance placed on personal property.
Trust me, if I could live in a country that didn't have 1/4th of the population of the entire US squished together in 1/20th of the space, where Big Daddy takes away half of your paycheck and breathes down your neck all your life, where commuting is hell because our city planning is absolute shit, I would.

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Also you’ll get cheap vodka, free apartment in 20 floor commieblocks, and free trips to the Siberia.

i'm still in.

hahaha it's mind boggling.

Ah forget it that's a dead link.

Why the fuck would you say that.

» germany
» landlocked
burger geography

Yes but you are fat and American

lel urban trash, the nearest walmarx is 2 hrs away driving 80 by interstate. You wade through niggers and rednecks on your way to a wagecuck job. You will never own anything but a nintendo switch, you will die a slave.

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In the US you would effectively pay 8%

I said that life (sweet life)
Must be somewhere (sweet life) to be found, yeah, yeah (somewhere, somewhere for me)
Instead of a concrete jungle (jungle)
Where the living is hardest (concrete jungle)
Concrete jungle (jungle)
Oh man, you've got to do your best, yeah (concrete jungle)
Concrete jungle (jungle)
You name it
In this concrete jungle
(Jungle, jungle)
Concrete jungle, you name it, we got it
Concrete jungle, now
(Jungle, jungle, now)

>if it wasnt for the US you would all be German
FTFY

Quality shitpost burger

Is this kind of white against white shilling really still a thing? you realize that germans once were the biggest ethnicity in the US, so they were one of the biggest part in creating that nation? Nearly all western countries are in big fucking trouble, you just have to exchange spics and niggers with the sandniggers we have to deal with here. Good job, this thread literally gave me cancer, thanks.

Just another reason to hate them. With the choice between 30s Germany or the yankified World we live in now, what would you choose?

[Verse 1]
Vultures sit on skyscrapers
Watchin' for the ones who fall down first
Everything you want in 24 hours
But nothin' you need

Cracks in the pavement scorpions
Abandoned retail emporiums
Amazon Prime, the new world power
As long as its cheap

[Pre-Chorus]
We don't get no sleep, no sleep at all
We're nocturnal

[Chorus]
In this concrete jungle
We all act like animals
We're runnin on pure instinct
No we ain't scared of nothin'
In this concrete jungle
We make our homes in city walls
You know we gotta run so wild
To keep up with this life style (in this concrete jungle)

[Verse 2]
In this wasteland you can die of thirst
Or drown in the lack of your own words
Swimmin' with the sharks in your own bathtub
With money to burn

jesus christ literally any song you google about living in the city is just depressing as fuck atleast people dont want to kill themselves living in the country

UK ain't in the EU no more.

White is an American mongrel concept that doesnt exist outside the new World, Americans are “White” and theyve done more to fuck Europe up than probably any other group of people

American Education at its finest, they are still in EU you uneducated American.

Germany was about to win world war 1. there would never have been a world war 2 afterwards.

white americans are the reasom youre not speaking Russian right now, show some fucking respect you psuedo-slav

>jeff koons
You guys have Jeff Koons over there too? What'd he make for you guys? A giant reflective pizza?

What are you going to do about it? Cry?

Actually we are

Until when?

To be fair, if we sided with Hitler, USA and UK wouldn't have to create a western front to stop the Russians.

What do you guys plan to do after you're single again?

I know, once again Europe would have been better off without the yanks getting involved

What made you think Europe doesn't have any of this. Most importantly, what made you think European football leagues are less competitive than those in America. Have you been to sports games in both continents? I have (baseball and ice hockey in USA), your games are over-regulated, family friendly daycare trips compared to football matches, pic related.

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At least to the end of 2019, and until then it’s not even 100% sure they leave.

Well true that, danskbro. Just the stupidity of some people makes me go nuts

Well you should be mad at the UK cucks for getting us involved then.

I know for a fact fucking UKRAINE isn't trying to talk shit with there civil war, $2,000 USD GDP and guys working coal mines like 1800s British kids. For $20 I could fuck your wife and your kids and you would clean the mess.

What if they vote for an even hastier Brexit?

Its so funny the americans believing they actually turned the tide of the war. You sold everyone weapons until the winner was all but decided then swooped in and pretended like you had anything to do with it. Fucking half nigger morons

I doubt we are leaving. France, Denmark, Ireland and other nations have voted against EU terms and they either made them vote again until the vote the "right" way or they force them to do what they voted against. Even Norway and Switzerland who aren't in the EU pretty much follow all their rules. They might as well call themselves EU states.

europeans arent known as europoors for nothing

backwards and defensive approach to business; small minds, small plans, small dicks

Never too late Brushie Brushie. Come home white man.