Got rammed on purpose by a chimp in a Mercedes who doesn't understand that bikes sometimes are on streets.
Fall down on face, start hitting car, turns out the chimp is a boxer. Took a heel to the face. Need surgery.
How was your nigger-themed weekend, Jow Forums?
That's what you get for riding a bicycle, faggot. What are you, six?
When a nigger can afford a better vehicle then u can
>not suing him
>didnt press charges on him
Fake and gay
hahaha as a black man this makes me so happy. suffer inferior wh*te boi, suffer like the ant you are
You know that uncomfortable waddle between the car and the motorized shopping cart? Some people actually enjoy doing that on even longer distances.
Based mud-man
Is this, dare I say, a nigger hate thread?
I did press charges. Got video if his chimp distress and his plates. But as we say here in France: "there's too many niggers, and the police are understaffed".
I hope you also enjoy your injuries, retard
Sorry, dude. Had to laugh at this.
stop larping as a black man, you autistic liberal
You fucking bitch should've had seen it coming. Streets aremade for car drivers aka big boys. Take your shitty bicyle and get out of my fucking way.
Fucking kek enjoy your gout, diabetes and heart disease lardass
If you lived in the US you could have him arrested for vehicular assault and battery on your person. Would definitely get him some jail time.
> as a black man
ew
>battery
Same here, in principle, but the police have too many niggering-ons to put manpower into it. Even if and when they get around to finding him, without video of the ramming, it's Mbutu's word against mine, and the courts are also overwhelmed.
>I did press charges. Got video if his chimp distress and his plates. But as we say here in France: "there's too many niggers, and the police are understaffed".
sounds familiar. justice system has to work overtime already to make sure racist white frogs pay their taxes on time so that its glorious redistributative justice can continue unhindered.
You: cyclist
You: deserved it
Team car, fuck all bicyclists, grow up, get off your child toy and buy a car or restrict your riding of said toy to parks and sidewalks where it belongs
ROADS ARE OURS
GET THE FUCK OVER IT
..... OR DIE
That based black man let you off easy, he should've run you over; bikes on streets meant for cars are fucking cancer.
Let's pause now and discuss the fun of cruising along a narrow road you happen to fucking live on when along suddenly in the wild appears a wild string of cyclists all pumping their little toys and legs along in their shiny spandex fag costumes and retard helmets at
>2
>mi
>an hour.
Gentlemen, discuss.
Curvy road. No pass zone next 14 miles.
You: in car, having to creep.
2 mi/hour.
Them: smug. Sneering back at you.
14 miles.
What do
BIG CAR GANG>>>LIL BIKE GANG
>BIG CAR GANG>>>lil bikelet gang
ftfy
It's a bit different in Europe mates. I've seen your 'cyclists'. And understand the rage. That kind of behavior wouldn't be tolerated here either. Most cyclists here isn't
>I'm doing this because I'm a hip fitness freak, so me and my buddies are going to completely block the road.
Here it's just a practical Euro-poor means of transportation. And they stick to their assigned area of the road (when there isn't a dedicated bicycle lane).
Yep. Like any other area, a disproportional amount of 'trafik incidents' is due to niggers here. Not that anyone is allowed to point that out.
>Start hitting car
>Took a heel to the face
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Based frog.
hello nigger i hope you get shot by the police
I guess this answers the age-old question of which is better: Chimp or ape?
Clearly, the ape won.