Redpill me on Penis Enlargement

Why has modern medicine not invented a reliable way to enlarge the penis? Plastic surgeons can give trannies a fake dick, they can do shit like reconstruct someone's entire face after they get mauled by a bear, but somehow they can't make a dick bigger. Are ((they)) covering something up?

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They already had at my dick once. Considering the outcome, I'm not going back under the knife.

yes, it's the jews' fault that you have a tiny dick you retarded leaf

Always be glad for what you've got.
Could be worse that you've been born as a chick.

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Do you have a small weiner, OP?

Penis pumps legit work.

You don't need a big dick you can just get a bull instead.

Best way to enlarge the penis is not to circumcise it at birth.

Is it gay of me and my mate compare each other's dick sizes? We don't do any sexual stuff, it's pure curiosity, but me mate and I sometimes put our dongers against one another to get and accurate comparison

Simple, if you enlarge the penis you have to regenerate foreskin. Regrowing foreskin is forbidden technology.

Most girls don't want a horse dick.

I'm 7" and have had a couple of gf's that had problems handing it.

You can get surgery. They implant a prostetic.
Not in the states tho. No ethical doctor will do it. Idk why. But the tech has been around for decades and thousands of men have done it. Dozens have been permanently disfigured too. Just so ya know.

Allah will smite you Muhammad. Don’t eat caught!

If you're old enough to post here, it's gay. That's the sort of thing you maybe could give a pass to for children.

member of the lil dick gang here. Let me tell you a little secret.
People don't give a fuck about penis size, like at all. Especially women.
Will a girl not want to fuck you because you have tiny penis? How will she even know until three minutes before you put it inside her? Do you go telling girls you have a small penis or something?
I mean, its fine to tell girls your small. (A great pickup line is "small penis but big heart".)
Besides if girls are like my last lover had a big one, like 10 inches. Do you really trust women with rulers, let alone measuring without one?
lil dick gang out, peace.

That's big. I have 5.5 and it should be bigger. I know most girls would have wanted that anyway.

what is gay about that? ur question doesn't make any sense.

What kind of rubbish is that. Shouldn't you know after the first time?

>Why has modern medicine not invented a reliable way to enlarge the penis?
Because its irrelevant to sexual pleasure and you've been sold a common lie and actually interpreted it as reality.

Funny thing about 7" is even if you know that's plenty big, it still just seems normal to you and like there are all these monster cocks out there.

>goodlookingloser.com/get-hung/ultimate-guide-to-jelqing
It works but nothing incredible. Good gains are 1 inch length and 0.5 inch circumference.
Jelqing and stretching are your best bet, surgery is nonsense and pumps only give you temporary gains.

For like 5 minutes. No pump has ever been shown to permanently increase size.
Some suppliments have been shown to improve blood flo and thus gives the appearence of larger penis. Siladafil does the same thing.
There was something similiar for woman about a decade ago called blousant. Actually worked too. Only problem was if you stopped taking it, you not only lost what you gained but they deflated like sad ballons on avg loosing a cup size after gaining one.
Extendz may have done the same thing, again tho...stop taking it and you lose size.

Just work out. Increase test=dick will get bigger

>implying small dick with prominent foreskin isn't peak european aesthetic

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>sometimes
>implying multiple times.
Dude, once is maybe understandable in the locker room. More than once for any reason is pretty fucking gay.

Despite what porn wants to make you believe vaginas aren't some wormhole into an infinite space and only the fucked up ones enjoy when you hit the cervix.

my dick just ranges so much, I can jelq it up to 7, but it's usually 6, goes to 7 right before I bust, she usually is about to cum when my length increases right then but never does because it shrinks to 2 after I finish.

Limp my nutsack basically swallows it.

>Plastic surgeons can give trannies a fake dick
pretty sure you could have this too

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dick tissue is a unique structure not found elsewhere in the human body
it's a weird lattice that's hard to replicate or patch up
making your dick bigger through surgery is likely magnitudes harder than putting a persons arm back on

>Is it gay of me and my mate compare each other's dick sizes?
Yes.

Who are ((they))?

or use special """techniques""" for enlargement

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LOLOLOL

Reality worse than a bad 'shop.

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>Why has modern medicine not invented a reliable way to enlarge the penis?

yeah it's called a pull out. They just cut some skin and pull your dick out some more. You have a few inches on inside your body that can easily be tugged out.

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It’s ridiculous. Women can augment all of their body parts yet I as a male can’t make my pathetically small dick something respectable

You have no idea how much it sucks to have too much dick. It basically means she's only comfortable on top. You can't ever really go to town on them.

Unironically this.

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just measured mine and I was 7.68 inches at 75% hardness. I didn't even realise, always thought I was small.

Yeah I know and I don't care. I just want a few more cms. 20cm is too big. At least for attractive girls, not ugly bitches with deep cunts.

>penis scales
wat

>tfw you're just a tad under seven inches but curvature and foreskin make your junk look smaller

Okay, the foreskin problem is easy to solve, but how the hell do I straighten (heh) my cock?

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No I obviously don't, but 18cm is more than enough.

Porn has ruined mens self esteem

I've been experimenting a training system to enlarge penis at full erection, it's having good results. The routine consist of:

2-3 days a week doing a 10x10 (10 sets of 10 reps) of hypertrophy in penis area, 1 min rest betwen sets. x1 Rep consist of trying to get as much blood presure on a full erect penis as you can during a period of 2 seconds, you can make gravity help you a bit here if your penis is as much perpendicular to the floor as you can. You can also add weight but I do not recommend it in novice phase

1 day a week of penis skin stretches: 10 sets of 1 rep which consist in taking penis skin and trying to strech it as much as you can during 1 min, 1 min of rest between sets.


I had a 13 cm weiner and after 3 months of doing this I am now at 16,4 cm road to 17 girth have also increased proportionally.

God, I love old school science this is what kikes fear most.

Story time

Gee I don't know. Maybe they cut my foreskin off?

>thought I was small
>7.68
Do you watch porn? Just wondering because porn can make people have unrealistic expectations for their body.

in American terms
how many inches did you make your penis grow?

I’m 7.5” and I’ve been laughed at for it being to small and even refused sex once upon seeing it.

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the "doctor" inserts some sort of tube which came out at this patient

from 5 inch to 6,2 inch
im on road to 7 inch now

Doesnt sound safe

That wasn't the reason. 7.5" is visually considerably large.

LMAO WHITEBOIS

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I got over a half inch girth off a water based pump

(((they))) even gave it a circumcision scar.

I did not experience any problem, you just need to be a bit carefull with skin streches but overall its only given good results

Fap thousands of times with other hand...

Stop lying. Show proper proof.

7 1/2 here, being uncircumsized has been a blessing and a slight curse. had phismosis till i was 21, but on the plus side had one ex who never had an intercourse orgasm until she had me. i still remember her reaction...
>wha-what the? i think im cumming?

A what

Modern medicine hasn't developed a way to make anything bigger. You can grow muscles, that's it

Pics or it didn't happen

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tiny dick whitebois literally blame doctors for their pathetic peepees lmao

the fact you're putting your hard cocks against each other makes it gay

I can do that with my 13 cm too, mate.

there's no safe penis enlargement available as of 2018

basically, when undergoing ligament surgery (which gives you extra 2 or 3 cm's), you have a decent risk that your dick will stop working altogether

unless you suffer from micropenis (less than 12 cm), it's a foolish and dumb thing to risk, desu

dragonkin my dude

I have an excel I will not post penis

What I don't understand is why is there no chemical hormonal treatment that can cause the penis to grow on its own? Like what is the biochemical process that makes a dick grow big?

No...not cuz of your dick. That was just an excuse...or they just wanted to hurt you.
T.6.2 and never been told no. I mean, by the concious ones anyway.

thats nice fren

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How long have you been doing it and how old are you. That's a lot of growth, making me wonder if a lot of it is coming from the tail end of your growth spurt.

Is that jelqing your talking about

>t. tiny dick whiteboi

stop larping, no one is finding it funny

jokes on them I didn't have any self esteem to begin with.

did you just call me wh*Te you subhuman piece of shit?

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>mfw western women will literally stitich a dick up their vagina to show they’re equal to men

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I used to. Have been on nofap for 2 months now, feels great. I'm a literal wizard 30 year old virgin. Always thought I had an ugly, small dick.

Oh well, that's another thing I've wasted lol.

5" dick here
>never was unable to satisfy a women
>made at least two women have their first orgasm from a cock (stated that only had gotten off from oral before)
>been told I was too big before unironically
>feelsgoodman.gif

One of my friends when drunk said she wanted to fuck me, she heard through the grapevine my dick “wasn’t the biggest” but I was “still a good fuck”. That coupled with a few other experiences leads me to believe the publicized penis size is a lie or non-sexually active males are skewing the numbers.

I’m 7.5”. In a room of 1000 men I should be in the top 5. I’ve been fucking laughed at. I wouldn’t make this shit up.

Notice its never
>High exposure to XYZ plastic causes men's dicks to grow 3 inches
Really makes you think

7.5 inches is close to 20cm. Only a ridiculous whore would call that small.

BASED
THE TÜRK SHOWS HIS FINAL FORM
KALABAILA

Pic related wh•Tebois

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(((CNN)))
Nice try fake news.

Ahaha, cant be that bad

Im around 6.5-7 (average girth) and my ex couldn't take it the whole way. Max she could probably take was 5.5-6 inches. However, she could take width very well - able to comfortably take my average girth dick plus 2-3 fingers.

On the flipside, my current gf can comfortably take my length (except at one v specific angle) but struggles slightly with my v average girth. We recently bought a dildo, same length and girth as me - apart from a slightly bulging head, and that slight bulge made it too big. She literally can't take girth that is slightly above average without risking serious pain.

Those are the two that I have slept with most times but there are lots of girls I banged 1-3 times and the patter was mostly similar.

30 isn't too late m8. It's just late.

>give trannies a fake dick
if you call this abomination a dick

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>not wanting a curved sword so it works like a back scratcher to hit the g spots

im only 5 inches, but i was able to make multiple women cum.

Surrender to BBC wh*Tebois.

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With 18cm you reach their ends, but that just hurts and even though they might like that, the spot to stimulate is closer to the opening.

the essence may seem the same as jelqing however this method applies the basics of hypertrophy training like the common breh you find in any gym pumping their biceps for instance.
I think you can combine my method and jelqqin for maximize results
3 months im in late 20s I do lift too so my Test is higher than the common normie

As we move more towards hypergamy 5/100 men will fuck 90/100 women. That's why, they are only fucking the best 9+ dicks available.

Give me your exact routine user

If she sleeps around that means it's not terribly difficult to have come across a guy with a gigantic cock. I don't know what you did wrong but 7.5" isn't anything to snicker at.

Yeah, I guess, hence the nofap. I've been with a couple of girls in the past but nerves and deathgrip just destroyed me and I couldn't get even a semi.
When I measured myself then I got almost fully hard without any problems through touch alone, which is awesome. I think in another 2 months I'll be completely ready. It's just the nerves and stuff I have to battle now. If I'm still a virgin by 2020 I'm gonna kill myself anyway, because I realised in the last few months that I really, really want children, so that's a pretty good incentive.

Thanks for the encouragement, God bless.