I'm already paranoid and have OCD as is. I just opened this fucking stupid ass cereal pack and smelled for chemicals before I ate it. I then ate some, bit down and it felt like I chewed a fucking rock or some metal and the shit hurt like hell.
I just bit a bottlecap to test my tooth, not a single pain found.
What the hell was in my food? Did they put fucking drugs or rocks in the fucking cereal?
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Sounds like you're insane bruh.
Expires in November.
Is it possible someone put a rock in this
Harty fucking har. Could north or crack have been put into this or a rock dropped into the conveyor trays or the bowl filling machine? I literally feel physically unusual like I'm on a drug now.
Received.
Do not be concerned.
There is nothing wrong with your consumables. Please continue to eat them.
STOP FUCKING SPAMMING THIS RETARDED SHIT. WHAT DID I BITE?! WHY THE FUCKING DO I FEEL LIKE I'M ON FUCKING DRUGS AND HAVE A DRY MOUTH AFTER CHEWING THE FUCKING THING?!
Maybe I am but what if I am right
I didn't imagine chewing a hard object.
>not a single pain found
I understand what you mean, but this isn't a common way to say this in english
Bite cereal, in pain from small foreign object
Bite bottlecap, after as a paranoia test. No pian from biting that but pain from biting the weird thing.
This is retarded. You are seriously have delusions. If you are so concerned then take the cereal somewhere to examine it.
Stop freaking the fuck out on here like any of us are supposed to know what happened to you.
You should ask on OP. This like it's within their wheelhouse.
Okay OP, I've got something to test if it's what you think it is.
First, go sit in a darkened room. Monitor off and everything, turn off anything that makes noise. Sit still, breathe evenly, in through the nose, out through the mouth. Close your eyes.
First, check if you're breathing manually. If you're breathing manually, it's a problem.
Next, listen carefully. Do you hear any sounds? Especially any high-pitched sounds that are nearly outside your ability to perceive them? Or super low-pitched sounds that are nearly too low for you to hear them? If so, that's a problem.
Finally, without turning on the lights or opening your eyes, begin to check your penis for any new abnormalities. Peel back the foreskin if you've not been cut. Check for new bumps or lesions. Feel thoroughly along the shaft and head. If at the end of this, you have felt your penis stiffen at all, it's a problem, suggesting there was something wrong with the cereal after all.
Good luck.
Also OP, are you blinking manually? Also how does your tongue feel? Does it seem like it's too large for your mouth?
Normal but immediately after my while body got this flush feeling. Now that tooth hurts.
Oh fuck.
Hey man you need to go outside and listen carefully. Do you hear anything that might be a helicopter or stealth helicopter? I think they might be coming man.
Oh fuck off
You know those guys who say they CIA put a transmitter in their teeth? Well, you just learned how they do it. Hidden in cereal. It hurts a little bit when it implants but then spreads painkilling tendrils to the nearby nerves. That's why bitting down on the bottlecap didn't hurt.
Sometimes there's just a crunchy ass piece of cereal
sounds like boreworm larvae op. sorry.